I'm A Baker In South Of France, Ask Me Anything

My friends If Biden wins... It's trouble, and not only for America... Socialism it destroyed my country..

Or you come live in cannes if Biden wins and my nephew will deliver bread at your door every morning like we do with clients who give us their address!

Is it true that your wine and bread are not not contaminated with herbicides? Is your cheese and butter made with real raw dairy? I'm so envious of Europeans for having better food than we have here.

This is some good song at 4. 18 am at work.

We keep getting more socialism regardless of who wins. Voting is fixed/fake anyway.

In france we combat pesticides herbicides and chemical products to grow fruits vegetables etc.. We don't like that our animals eat bad stuff because we eat them after!
We have really good natural butter in France, and if you want the best butter, you will find it in Normandy and in Bretagne.

That sounds heavenly. I have never had butter from those regions.

I always used to wondered why European butter tasted so much better than American butter. Apparently, our grains cause the cows to develop an unhealthy fat content that is different on the molecular level than the fat in grass fed butters.

But Trump seem to be here for the people, from France we see him as some man who wants his country at the top.
Not like our president who worked for rotschild banks before and who is a little worm who is married to a woman who could be his mother. I understand when you laugh at us, I don't hate it, it's French people fault, they think we live in Disney land because they have never worked HARD like me for example. When you work hard you know the value of money and you don't let some idiot with a tie tell you how you must live.

It's a crime to feed cows with grains, the cows they must eat grass! In the fields!

Most French people are lazy, it is true
We have let the Muslims literally invade us, it is also true
When there is a crime, 90%of the time it's Blacks or Muslims, it is true
And the politicians we have chosen they let this happen, so we keep being lazy we are happy and the migrants can do what they want so we don't have riots
But like this you don't go very far you know...

Honestly I am glad I am from Corsica (but I live in cannes)
Because in my island if you are lazy no one wants to employ you and if you make some trouble we don't call the police we take the hunting rifle

Worried?



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What do you think it is in your opinion?
A ship who landed in this field?

I have read in this topic that it was the sign of where an asteroid will crash. France is small we will be erased like insects if it is correcte

wheat is murder

The aliens warned mankind to contain the radiation or they would, with asteroids shot out of wormholes. Now you know the crop circle context. Once Fukushima and Chernobyl get smacked down there is going to be another kind of chain reaction. The warning, it appears, was weaponized.

Do you have little erect stone phalluses over your oven, to keep the bread from collapsing?

What worry me the most is a war right now, because our neighbor is in the foreign légion (légion étrangère) And we have not seen him for a long time and he said to my nephew that they train to fight against large units, who have large units? Russia and China

Just saying this, but you don't imagine how you are lucky to Live in the same country as area 51, if I lived in America I would be interested in this only, fuck the bakery haha!

No there is only one phallus it is mine and I keep it at warm for my wife, it's normal no?!

French are good people, and I respect that they told muslims to integrate into French culture instead of acquiescing to muslim pushiness. Do you agree that Socialism led to the laziness you mentioned? I saw it in Germany, when East Germans suddenly flooded the West. The East Germans under communism had lost any hint of the notorious German work ethic and aggressively demanded handouts.

Ironically, "unit" can also refer to phallus!

5 star thread.

You have the mostly lovely countryside.

And your food is so good. I have had exactly 5 meals in my life where everything else around me stopped because all of my other senses were overwhelmed by a spectacular taste sensation that froze me with absolute pleasure. Three of those were in France. And one was at a French restaurant in NYC.

Question - if my family, including kids, wanted to do a bicycling vacation from village to village, nothing intense, just a few relaxed hours of cycling a day, where would you recommend?

In France the socialists said to people that the government will be here to give them social help money if they don't work or if they have children. Lazy like we are, what did we do? We didn't work a lot and made children. The Arabs are Pro at this, they don't work AT All and make 10 children. And when you have zero revenu in France, you pay zero income taxes, imagine the paradise!

Eh I didn't know, as you see my English is not at some expert level!

Your English is great, seriously.

Is the US as bad as riots in France?

It's not a common double-meaning, so no worries.

We have tons of villages but in the region where I live I would say Gourdon, Èze, Mougins village, Beau soleil, Castillon, escragnolles, Caussols, Lucéram, Grasse (if your wife likes perfumes).

Since you are from Corsica, do you know a good recipe for Fiadone?