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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78117343  United States09/04/2020 11:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know you are a baker but have you made a "French" omelette before? I followed Jacques Pepin's tutorial on youtube and it actually worked and was better than the "country" omelettes I made my whole life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78117343 If you want to make an omelette that feels really lightweight in your mouth, you should add a tiny amount of beer, but I'm not sure how much precisely, I could find this for you if you are willing to test it! Making an omelette doesn't take a lot of time, it wouldn't be a waste of time. Sure! I just happen to have beer. It is a holiday weekend here though so I better make it tomorrow to be safe. Here is the Pepin vid I watched: |
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| Darpa User ID: 77745565 United States09/05/2020 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's talk yeast...where do I get good yeast. Don't say the store. Not there. If you have a French store in your city I think you can find good yeast, you can do yeast yourself (I don't because I need yeast in big big quantities it would take too much time and I have a family to take care of) I could try to find you a recipe to make some yeast, would you be OK with this?? No French stores but we do have some hi end gourmet stores. I might have to look further out. I'd be curious of a receive you might have for making some good live yeast for some soft and chewy pizza dough that has a unique depth of flavor. The traditional blocks of yeast are so cliche, and dry yeast is a joke. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79303166 United States09/05/2020 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If Biden wins, I think I want to buy a property there! I hear Marseilles is filled with immigrants now....where would you move, if you could? Southern Atlantic coast? Mediterranean coast by Spain or by Italy? If you want trouble Marseille is perfect  To live quietly you can go to Menton, Cannes, Le Cannet, Mandelieu, auribeau, Mougins. If Biden wins, I think I want to buy a property there! I hear Marseilles is filled with immigrants now....where would you move, if you could? Southern Atlantic coast? Mediterranean coast by Spain or by Italy? If you want trouble Marseille is perfect To live quietly you can go to Menton, Cannes, Le Cannet, Mandelieu, auribeau, Mougins. Is that a good kind of trouble or a bad kind? Night life, dancing...or crime and problems? |
| Arthur Jackson User ID: 79147397 United States09/05/2020 12:26 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You said to ask you anything, I did. Interesting to find a baker in France that is gluten intolerant. Or for that matter, a Frenchman that is gluten intolerant. Are you? Do you know that wine is gluten free? Meat is too! Apples, potatoes, carrots, peas, peppers, rice, eggs, bacon, whooo hoooo! So much food to eat! Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS |
| rewind Militant Bitch User ID: 78821271 United States09/05/2020 12:30 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | recipe for that pastry that only you can make? and recipe for your crème brouillotte  :) Last Edited by rewind on 09/05/2020 02:07 AM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11019378  United Kingdom09/05/2020 01:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bonjour OP! Pleased to meet you, I'm an expert pastry chef myself. Which do you prefer madeleines, financiers or macarons? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72260893 I prefer " financiers à la pistache"! The best French macarons are made by Ladurée, they are the king of macarons in France! Not true! Pierre Hermes is the king of macarons. Who is reknown as the king of sourdough? |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345  France09/05/2020 11:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know you are a baker but have you made a "French" omelette before? I followed Jacques Pepin's tutorial on youtube and it actually worked and was better than the "country" omelettes I made my whole life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78117343 If you want to make an omelette that feels really lightweight in your mouth, you should add a tiny amount of beer, but I'm not sure how much precisely, I could find this for you if you are willing to test it! Making an omelette doesn't take a lot of time, it wouldn't be a waste of time. Sure! I just happen to have beer. It is a holiday weekend here though so I better make it tomorrow to be safe. Here is the Pepin vid I watched: Hello friend, I have some free time, so as I told you, here is the special omelette recipe. You will see it is veryyyy simple  The dosage is made for 2 persons Warm up your stove Beat your eggs really fast from 3 to 5 minutes so it will be really light Add 15 centilitters of beer to your beaten eggs Once your stove is really warm, it is time to pour your mix in the stove Add some salt and some pepper (not too much pepper be careful ) It is over you can test it my friend!  Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345 France09/05/2020 11:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do the cats in your city all sound like peppie le pew when they talk? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77063752 Cats in my city are given fresh fishes by the fishermen at the Port EVERY MORNING, they are so picky that if you give them cat food they don't even smell it! Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
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| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345 France09/05/2020 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do people over there feel about French cznadians? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77063752 Are you ashamed of them? We have no problems with them, they have a very funny French accent. We just hate Celine dion she is a fake humble person... Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345 France09/05/2020 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is approximately 500 kilometers away from where I live (Cannes) and even more far from corsica where I was born!  Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345 France09/05/2020 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's talk yeast...where do I get good yeast. Don't say the store. Not there. If you have a French store in your city I think you can find good yeast, you can do yeast yourself (I don't because I need yeast in big big quantities it would take too much time and I have a family to take care of) I could try to find you a recipe to make some yeast, would you be OK with this?? No French stores but we do have some hi end gourmet stores. I might have to look further out. I'd be curious of a receive you might have for making some good live yeast for some soft and chewy pizza dough that has a unique depth of flavor. The traditional blocks of yeast are so cliche, and dry yeast is a joke. Recipe for homemade yeast You need! 100 milliliters of pasteurized beer (pasteurized is really important) 1 teaspoon of sugar 1 tablespoon of flour Pour the beer in a bowl Add the sugar and the flour Mix the ingredients with attention Let the mix rest for one night at ambient temperature If you see that the yeast does not look ready, wait for 2 or 3 more hours. I hope it will be useful for you, friend. Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345 France09/05/2020 12:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If Biden wins, I think I want to buy a property there! I hear Marseilles is filled with immigrants now....where would you move, if you could? Southern Atlantic coast? Mediterranean coast by Spain or by Italy? If you want trouble Marseille is perfect To live quietly you can go to Menton, Cannes, Le Cannet, Mandelieu, auribeau, Mougins. If Biden wins, I think I want to buy a property there! I hear Marseilles is filled with immigrants now....where would you move, if you could? Southern Atlantic coast? Mediterranean coast by Spain or by Italy? If you want trouble Marseille is perfect To live quietly you can go to Menton, Cannes, Le Cannet, Mandelieu, auribeau, Mougins. Is that a good kind of trouble or a bad kind? Night life, dancing...or crime and problems? If you want a good city with a good night life and good clubs try Saint-Tropez, it's a beautiful place (but it is expensive there) Marseille is Dangerous if you are a tourist, Local Arabs there will try to rob you and things like this. Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345 France09/05/2020 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You said to ask you anything, I did. Interesting to find a baker in France that is gluten intolerant. Or for that matter, a Frenchman that is gluten intolerant. Are you? Do you know that wine is gluten free? Meat is too! Apples, potatoes, carrots, peas, peppers, rice, eggs, bacon, whooo hoooo! So much food to eat! I don't think that I am gluten intolerant, there is not really a food that makes me feel bad or sick. Except maybe harissa sauce if you know what it is. Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345 France09/05/2020 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | recipe for that pastry that only you can make? and recipe for your crème brouillotte :) The recipes I share here are not that complicated in my opinion. What do you mean by crème bouillotte ? Is it crème brulée ? Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345345 France09/05/2020 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bonjour OP! Pleased to meet you, I'm an expert pastry chef myself. Which do you prefer madeleines, financiers or macarons? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72260893 I prefer " financiers à la pistache"! The best French macarons are made by Ladurée, they are the king of macarons in France! Not true! Pierre Hermes is the king of macarons. Who is reknown as the king of sourdough? Pierre Hermé is a very very very talented person but he is a newcomer compared to Ladurée. By the way, Hermes is some really expensive fashion brand that women adore, be careful, don't take your wife to a Hermes store, you will become poor! Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
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| ThePassenger User ID: 61916384 France09/05/2020 12:15 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry It took me time to answer but my English is not perfect and I had to use technical words I had to translate. This is how we make bread in south east of france. It is not a baguette, baguette it's for pretentious parisians. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79336004    The best bakers are FROM PARIS dear asshole. Continue à cuire tes croûtes et baise tes vieilles à Cannes boloss. A.I.B.I.A. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72292125 United Kingdom09/05/2020 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bonjour OP! Pleased to meet you, I'm an expert pastry chef myself. Which do you prefer madeleines, financiers or macarons? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72260893 I prefer " financiers à la pistache"! The best French macarons are made by Ladurée, they are the king of macarons in France! Not true! Pierre Hermes is the king of macarons. Who is reknown as the king of sourdough? Pierre Hermé is a very very very talented person but he is a newcomer compared to Ladurée. By the way, Hermes is some really expensive fashion brand that women adore, be careful, don't take your wife to a Hermes store, you will become poor! Thanks for the heads up! What do you think of Cronuts? Have you tried any? |
| FranceBakerCorsica User ID: 79345700 France09/05/2020 02:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: FranceBakerCorsica I prefer " financiers à la pistache"! The best French macarons are made by Ladurée, they are the king of macarons in France! Not true! Pierre Hermes is the king of macarons. Who is reknown as the king of sourdough? Pierre Hermé is a very very very talented person but he is a newcomer compared to Ladurée. By the way, Hermes is some really expensive fashion brand that women adore, be careful, don't take your wife to a Hermes store, you will become poor! Thanks for the heads up! What do you think of Cronuts? Have you tried any? Cronuts are cool because you can try to make them with a lot of different ingredients so it's inspiring. If they are made well it's really light and tasty, it's really good! Be patient, with patience you have good bread, good women etc... Ric Flair is The man Send all the red karma you want, I just don't care...! Jake is a gay ass dog HO LEE FUKK is a gay triggerbot |
| ThePassenger User ID: 61916384 France09/05/2020 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry It took me time to answer but my English is not perfect and I had to use technical words I had to translate. This is how we make bread in south east of france. It is not a baguette, baguette it's for pretentious parisians. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79336004 The best bakers are FROM PARIS dear asshole. Continue à cuire tes croûtes et baise tes vieilles à Cannes boloss. Insulter les gens caché derrière un ordinateur  comment tu veux qu'on te prenne au sérieux et arrête de causer comme un bougnoule, tu dois être un vieux rouquin frustré et haineux mon pauvre, dans ta ville infestée de gauchistes de bougnoules et de nègres C'est toi qui insulte les parisiens dérrière ton ordi sale fils de lâche. Un bougnoule? T'es né en 1812 sale fils de pute? Qui utlise encore ces mots à part des abrutis qui votent FN? Repars faire du pain et ferme ta gueule, tu sers à rien. A.I.B.I.A. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79338671 United States09/05/2020 02:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11019378 Not true! Pierre Hermes is the king of macarons. Who is reknown as the king of sourdough? Pierre Hermé is a very very very talented person but he is a newcomer compared to Ladurée. By the way, Hermes is some really expensive fashion brand that women adore, be careful, don't take your wife to a Hermes store, you will become poor! Thanks for the heads up! What do you think of Cronuts? Have you tried any? Cronuts are cool because you can try to make them with a lot of different ingredients so it's inspiring. If they are made well it's really light and tasty, it's really good! Great thread!  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72292125 United Kingdom09/05/2020 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11019378 Not true! Pierre Hermes is the king of macarons. Who is reknown as the king of sourdough? Pierre Hermé is a very very very talented person but he is a newcomer compared to Ladurée. By the way, Hermes is some really expensive fashion brand that women adore, be careful, don't take your wife to a Hermes store, you will become poor! Thanks for the heads up! What do you think of Cronuts? Have you tried any? Cronuts are cool because you can try to make them with a lot of different ingredients so it's inspiring. If they are made well it's really light and tasty, it's really good! They are fantastic I agree. Invented by a French chef too. I like these type of hybrids over here we have one called a Cruffin which was invented by a bakery in Manchester called Pollen (a Northern take on the king of sourdough's name Lionel Poilane). Poilane was one of those eccentric types who's meticulous attention to detail set him out from the rest. He also made piece's for Salvador Dali. If you're familiar with Dali's art I'm sure you'll be able to work out the one's Poilane made! |
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