Warning! according to Jordan Maxwell - we'll all die soon in OCTOBER!

Yea, and in October it will be November. Rinse and repeat to get views...

Not this time.

Never trust a man with more chins than the Tokyo telephone directory.

LOL! That was great.

ok...

True story.

I'm chilling with Jordan Maxwell in an office, I'm basically doing a fake internship, and both of us were early and we get to talking about pretty much everything I had a question for.

He then invites me to go to a cemetary in LA where human sacrifices supposedly occured.

Then the guy who I was doing an internship showed up and we told him we were going to the cemetary to see some shit and dude was like... uh, no youre not. So we ended up not going.

Jordan;s a nice guy. Apparently he's a fan of vitaminwater.

from waht?

From nostradamus astrology

Love this guy, still doing his thing.

Someone buy that man a meal, three meals!

from Vagueness of course.....

Normally i would not entertain such things but this year is like no other and so atm nothing would surprise me tbh.

He says it will start in October and last a year and four months. A terrible catastrophe, the whole of the earth is going to be in the most critical condition, all countries involved, will begin to see the complete shutdown of civilization, a tragic event will cause political and social unrest on a scale we’ve never had to deal with before.

How about the great rift opening up again and letting the water in?

Exactly what I was thinking ...

Hes full of shit.

Its gonna be FAR worse than that.

RED OCTOBER 99 RED BALLOONS

BACTERIA INFESTED SKIES

We can only hope...put us out of our misery.

The terrible catastrophe is this: overpopulated planet trying to live in a system not designed for that many.

Remember his only legimate site is

Jordan maxwell SHOW dot com

He seems to repeating this every interview he does these days.
What shitty post... blahnik blah balh... I have a friend.. he said world go doom lol

They all say I have a friend ect.. so when it fails they can say well I didn't say it lol... what a moran

Compelling.

This time not water, it will be fire.

He has been wrong about everything forever, and he is still a fearmonger.

I thought it was Patrick Star from Spongebob!

Real name: Russell Pine.

AW SHIT, NOSTRADAMUS LEVEL ASTROLOGER!!!

SO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING, EXCEPT THE STARS!!!

I KNEW THOSE FUCKING STARS WERE GOING TO FUCK US UP!!!

THE FUCKING STARS MAN...