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Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/08/2020 12:25 AM
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Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
My Wife and I went out for dinner to celebrate our tenth anniversary this week. Our evening was ruined by a Waiter producing a fart as he took our order.
He must have farted a few yards away and was still doing it when he reached our table. He kept a straight face.
the whole lot landed around our table and the Devil said nothing as he wrote down our order.
We were breathing almost pure fart.
I have never smelled anything like it in my life and we left the Restaurant as soon as he left.
Jake

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09/08/2020 12:26 AM
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should have told the manager
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09/08/2020 12:27 AM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
If farts bother you that much, you’re kinda weak... It’s just a smell.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/08/2020 12:28 AM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
The smell was so bad we had no option but to leave immediately.
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09/08/2020 12:28 AM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
Be honest OP, you’re probably accidentally or intentionally ‘crop dusted’ people before....
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09/08/2020 12:29 AM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
If farts bother you that much, you’re kinda weak... It’s just a smell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21693540


This was pure excrement. It was a totally beefy, pure fart. The strength beggared belief.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/08/2020 12:31 AM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
Be honest OP, you’re probably accidentally or intentionally ‘crop dusted’ people before....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21693540


That is a disgusting thing to do. God alone knows what people eat to cause that sort of stomach upset. Anyone who produces smells like that near other people is an animal.
Anonymous
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09/08/2020 12:37 AM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
forgive them, they know not of billions of archons residing within their gut biota.


That poor SOB waiter might just be in line for colon cancer.
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09/09/2020 06:00 PM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
It just seems uneccesary
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09/09/2020 06:08 PM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
His underpants must have been like melted chocolate.
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09/09/2020 06:09 PM
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weak glutes


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09/09/2020 06:09 PM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
Was it a Hot Dawg fart?
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09/09/2020 06:11 PM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
Employees get meal deals.
You dodged a bullet.
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09/09/2020 06:12 PM
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Re: Our Waiter produced a fart and we were knocked sick
forgive them, they know not of billions of archons residing within their gut biota.


That poor SOB waiter might just be in line for colon cancer.
 Quoting: Anonymous 58698843


Who are you and why are you dropping truth bombs, like one's own lovely fart, on random, anonymous forums?





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