So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today

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So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79354518 United States 09/08/2020 03:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today As I made my way down the pasta aisle to grab some orecchiette, I noticed an older fellow making his way toward me in one of those motorized grocery carts. What immediately caught my attention was the fact that 3/4 of his cart was filled with popcorn. And I noticed he stopped next to the canned tomatoes section. I scanned his cart as I passed by and saw 4 bottles of A1 steaksauce and then I knew without a doubt that he was 100% a GLPer. As I passed, I said, "Hoary Shite, that's a lot of popcorns." And he replied, "You're right you know." And then we had a good laugh.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77631097 United States 09/08/2020 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today All you fuckers are so fucking old.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79341322 United States 09/08/2020 03:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today "All you fuckers are so fucking old." I am. I told my Wonderful wife...when I begin to drive too slow...just shoot me ! ( ; ) So far I am still a good "House boy"... so I am still useful ! Fun for Me. I do trust my beautiful daughter to "pull the plug" when it is TIME. She is a professional health worker... they have High Ethics AND compassion to let us go. I am now a Professional Grandfather-I have desk sign to prove it ! So I take my two important Meds so I can stay around a LOTTTTTTT Longer and take the Grandkids fishing !!!! Jehovah God is Good. TGIF Thank God I Am Forgiven Because of the Blood and Grace of Jesus the Christ ! Crosby, Stills & Nash (Live) - Teach Your Children [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Just Passing Through..... MOLON LABE User ID: 78176210 United States 09/08/2020 04:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today I bumped into a fellow GLP'er once. Unfortunately we had to have a bit of a scuffle over who got the last box of Ham and Cheese hotpockets at the grocery store. But luckily our mommies were with us and were able to break us up and calm us down. "She isn't real.....I can't make her real" "Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep...Disorder, Disorder, Disorder" "The World is a business Mr Beale..." "You depend on our protection yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth......" ENFJ
Billxam, ABATE, AWHA User ID: 56270897 United States 09/08/2020 04:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today As I made my way down the pasta aisle to grab some orecchiette, I noticed an older fellow making his way toward me in one of those motorized grocery carts. What immediately caught my attention was the fact that 3/4 of his cart was filled with popcorn. And I noticed he stopped next to the canned tomatoes section. I scanned his cart as I passed by and saw 4 bottles of A1 steaksauce and then I knew without a doubt that he was 100% a GLPer. As I passed, I said, "Hoary Shite, that's a lot of popcorns." And he replied, "You're right you know." And then we had a good laugh. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79354518 So what's your point? The real question, the only observation that matters at this point is whether or not....... Proud to be UnV'd There is one constant in life: If you build something worth having, someone will try to take it or destroy it. Proud member of A Brotherhood Against Totalitarian Enactments, Americans Who Hate Aging, proud supporter of attractive women.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79333428 United States 09/08/2020 05:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today As I made my way down the pasta aisle to grab some orecchiette, I noticed an older fellow making his way toward me in one of those motorized grocery carts. What immediately caught my attention was the fact that 3/4 of his cart was filled with popcorn. And I noticed he stopped next to the canned tomatoes section. I scanned his cart as I passed by and saw 4 bottles of A1 steaksauce and then I knew without a doubt that he was 100% a GLPer. As I passed, I said, "Hoary Shite, that's a lot of popcorns." And he replied, "You're right you know." And then we had a good laugh. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79354518 He didn't call you a "moran" or "carsh" his cart into yours?
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 28774041 United States 09/08/2020 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today I bumped into a fellow GLP'er once. Unfortunately we had to have a bit of a scuffle over who got the last box of Ham and Cheese hotpockets at the grocery store. But luckily our mommies were with us and were able to break us up and calm us down. Quoting: Just Passing Through..... Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79150589 United States 09/08/2020 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today we talked about some old times and we drank ourselves some beers still crazy after all these years...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70913582 United States 09/08/2020 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today It would be scary to meet a GLPer IRL.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72497887 United States 09/08/2020 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So, I met a fellow GLPer at the Grocery Store Today It a Tarp! MAGA

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