IS THAT THE SAME GENERAL JAMES MATTIS WHO SAT ON THE BOARD OF THERANOS AND SWINDLED THE US GOVERNMENT OUT OF HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ONE OF THE LARGEST CASES OF CORPORATE FRAUD IN THE LAST DECADE AND MANAGED TO ESCAPE PROSECUTION BY TURNING ON HIS CO-CONSPIRATORS?

YES, YES IT IS.

WELL LIKE MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME, WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ADVICE ABOUT MORALITY, A THIEVING, LYING, CHEATING LOW-LIFE IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANY.

OH NO, WAIT, HE NEVER SAID THAT.