Incoming - Oumuamua was a scout craft - the rest of the hive are on their way | |
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Big Duke6 User ID: 79195511 Canada 09/18/2020 04:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's a old joke involving early North American explorers, natives, a fork and canoes where the punch line has the second guy madly holing himself all over his body with the fork while shouting "aint gonna make no canoe out of me" lolz Maybe the aliens don't like their testicles protein slathered in A1 sauce! Last Edited by Big Duke6 on 09/18/2020 04:41 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79391390 United States 09/18/2020 04:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But not technologically advanced enough to use whey products or breed livestock. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63890537 What if earth is a farm and we are the livestock. Try looking into how many people go missing world wide each year. Look at how the population dramatically jumped over the last 50 years. While we humans perceive time as moving slow, for them 2000 of our years could be 12 months in their time. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79391720 India 09/18/2020 05:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP any comments on these thread? Thread: The coming 3 days of darkness and the nebula cloud of Angles surrounding the Lord God coming to earth Thread: 3 days of darkness & The coming of the Lord God and his angels eternal kingdom brought to Earth (the reason Why 2020 is so chaotic) simulation hypothesis Thread: Level 12 Time master 007 at the supreme sublime school of Timelords and most illustrious member of the 7th order of Jedi Dungeon Masters presents marvelous beings arrived in 2013 Thread: Incoming celestial object 1947 mandela effect Thread: Our simulation started in 1947 Thread: in 1947 a new simulation was created by England [link to imgur.com (secure)] [link to imgur.com (secure)] Thread: Top Secret: The relationship between Roswell incident and WWII. Thread: Forbidden Knowledge: Humanity was abducted in 1947 (in a fake simulation experiment)! |
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anonymous_one User ID: 78969238 South Africa 09/18/2020 05:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But not technologically advanced enough to use whey products or breed livestock. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63890537 You sure about that? I bet there are farms right now full of cows and chickens saying the same thing about us! Cow 1: "Dude be careful, humans are an advanced species that desire protein and eat cows" Cow 2: "Stupid LARPer, humans are peaceful and our friends, they don't eat cows" Cow 3: "Advanced? Hmm, but not technologically advanced enough to use whey products or breed livestock..." Meanwhile back at the ranch.... Last I checked they [the aliens] had an entire planet packed with livestock that seems to be unable to live in harmony with other creatures on this world, and only able to breed to the point of excess. So don't be to sure that we are no the cattle! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76253948 Australia 09/18/2020 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mostly correct, but terminology might change your perspective a little. Allow me to explain ... Anytime consciousness [of any type] has a subjective experience [of any type], it emits a type of electromagnetic energy unit. This is a type of raw, primal, substrate to 3D matter. It can accumulate under various conditions and become 'matter'. But in the pre-matter state, it could also be defined as 'psychic energy' - as these em energy units are subject to focussed thought or intention. Some refer to this pre-matter substance as 'Loosh', as it is certainly emitted in vast quantities from human beings. And just like in the wilderness, when there is a concentrated abundance of a desired commodity - there gather the lifeforms that need or feed off said commodity. Some non-physical lifeforms desire the em energy units emitted by humans when in a state of fear. Others desire it when the humans are in a state of love or religious ecstasy. It might come as a surprise for you to learn, that many off-world visitors consider humans as a non-physical species. These are the ones that travel dimensions as well as universes, and have no particular human form. Some of those walk among us as humans, but with no memory of before. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76253948 Australia 09/18/2020 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So we and Earth is somewhat in the spotlight and plenty of different ETs know of us. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79142714 I assume there are, like with humans, Good and not so Good ones. Are there actively Good ETs helping us? And if so, how? From that perspective, yes there are ETs that 'help' us, but realise that they act in their own interests primarily, and that 'helping us' is a side effect, or side benefit as in our case. Mostly. Free will is considered important in the current equation - although how they see it, is not quite how we'd define it. |
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TheDenier User ID: 78892948 United States 09/18/2020 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But not technologically advanced enough to use whey products or breed livestock. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63890537 And why the fuck would they want that tech? Cuz they have multiple spare hundred acre plots of grass lands just nesting nicely around the ship? We are the only fools who waste our real estate feeding cud chewers. I wont deny that my role here is to deny.... |
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hollyavila User ID: 77491669 United States 09/18/2020 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In Revelation there is a description of demons like scorpions who feed off of us. A whole lot of people die in Revelation. We are about to go through some serious stuff, but yes, Yeshua does come back and save us right before we blow ourselves up over Isntreal. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79009989 United States 09/18/2020 10:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What are the odds that the "first" found interstellar object is on a trajectory that includes passing the Sun about 5/6th the distance to Mercury, enough to redirect it back out of the solar system on a completely different trajectory? Seriously. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79322861 United States 09/18/2020 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two Broke Girls had an episode on where the two girls dress as zombies as extras in a movie being made by the ex boyfriend. Caroline says that name, the name listed in the title of this thread. she says it several times.it is so similar! it even popped back in my head this morning for no reason. i just find it weird. |
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Lady Jayne Smith Forum Administrator 09/18/2020 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh come on, SMS. We gotta give the alien tards some fun too. Last Edited by LJS on 09/18/2020 11:15 AM Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74550285 United States 09/18/2020 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You guys do realize that we are bacteria inside the body of christ right? And that God set everything up so that there are no aliens except bacteria that can invade us because spore can exist in the vacuum of space... bacteria is alien life.. aliens won't be big like us. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72317071 Some of us will get pooped out of christ's butt then. |
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Dusty_Patriot User ID: 38352165 United States 09/18/2020 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Intel is leaking out of some places, to the effect that the cosmic visitor, Oumuamua - was NOT a natural object, and that shit is about to get real. Quoting: Uncle Intel calling 72309138 Oumuamua was a scout craft - for a whole bunch of marauding, hive-type ETs - who like protein. Now this is tricky - coz there are two competing factions of ETs already embedded on Earth - one of which is trying to start WW3, the other of which is pushing gold as a central standard currency metal (long story) But neither the embedded ETs on Earth, nor our other allies in nearby space - are up to being able to stop these nasties from popping by and having a feed. They are not evil - they are just hungry. Humans farm, kill, store and eat other lifeforms. We are no different. It is just uncomfortable to realise we ain't the end of the foodchain - either physically or non-physically. Hopefully most of the swarm will be distracted or deterred, but the scent of so much spare protein is expected to drive them into a feeding frenzy. CERN is being readied to jump us to another reality version, but the problem they face is that the incoming swarm are in so many multiple future variations - that firing it up could cause us to end up in a worse situation, or, it will destabilize our sun - which is even worse. I know every keystroke is read by AI, so can I just suggest to you guys that the CERN solution is not actually a solution. We might just need to call in some favours, lose a few of the herd, and buckle up. Heck, it might even cause unity amongst humans - something a lot of ETs fear more than the incoming swarm. ... .. . Delete after the next scheduled L4 sweep. . .. ... And just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse ... |
Dusty_Patriot User ID: 38352165 United States 09/18/2020 11:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Intel is leaking out of some places, to the effect that the cosmic visitor, Oumuamua - was NOT a natural object, and that shit is about to get real. Quoting: Uncle Intel calling 72309138 Oumuamua was a scout craft - for a whole bunch of marauding, hive-type ETs - who like protein. Now this is tricky - coz there are two competing factions of ETs already embedded on Earth - one of which is trying to start WW3, the other of which is pushing gold as a central standard currency metal (long story) But neither the embedded ETs on Earth, nor our other allies in nearby space - are up to being able to stop these nasties from popping by and having a feed. They are not evil - they are just hungry. Humans farm, kill, store and eat other lifeforms. We are no different. It is just uncomfortable to realise we ain't the end of the foodchain - either physically or non-physically. Hopefully most of the swarm will be distracted or deterred, but the scent of so much spare protein is expected to drive them into a feeding frenzy. CERN is being readied to jump us to another reality version, but the problem they face is that the incoming swarm are in so many multiple future variations - that firing it up could cause us to end up in a worse situation, or, it will destabilize our sun - which is even worse. I know every keystroke is read by AI, so can I just suggest to you guys that the CERN solution is not actually a solution. We might just need to call in some favours, lose a few of the herd, and buckle up. Heck, it might even cause unity amongst humans - something a lot of ETs fear more than the incoming swarm. ... .. . Delete after the next scheduled L4 sweep. . .. ... And just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse ... Will they eat our assholes? |
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