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The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009

 
Ossie bloke
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10/21/2007 03:35 AM
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The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
This is some of what we have managed to recover from the computer found next to the mummified corpse in the cave.


17th Nov 2009;-

Drove past the supermarket and the queue to get in stretched two blocks down the road. They are only allowing 10 people to shop in the market at any one time. I've been told they are selling 1kg bags of rice for $25

18th Nov 2009;-

Now it is obvious to most that the world will not be the same even if the Sun does turn back on. Some people are laughing, some crying, most are silent. The winds are starting to blow ferociously now, as I predicted. Packing the remaining stuff in to the trailer now... must go.

20th Nov 2009;-

Holy shit!!!

The drive here was terrifying. The winds were so strong, at some points I thought the car and trailer would be blown completely off the road. The wind gusts were about 150 km/h. It is a good thing there are no trees next to the road. It is starting to get cold. There is light snow on the ground. It is about -1C outside.

I am in the cave now. Everything that has been stored here is intact, except for some soap that has been eaten by a wallaby.


21st Nov 2009;-

Drank a bottle of vodka and slept for 11 hours straight. The sun is still a red sphere in a clear dark sky. No planet Venus visible to the naked eye. Winds have abated somewhat. Temp -1C.

22nd Nov 2009;-

Unloaded most of the stuff into the cave. Snow showers every 15 minutes, sometimes blizzard like. There are now snow drifts a 3ft high. The small bats that inhabited the cave are now dead. Probably a good thing because their guano stinks like piss. The sun brightened significantly behind cloud for several hours today. Bright enough to walk around outside without a torch.

23nd Nov 2009;-

Oh great, now I have diarrhea, have to run out into the snow to blow me bowels out every couple hours. Wiping my arse with snow cause there ain't much toilet paper. Prefer to use TP for other things. I'm not sure if I should bother tossing the dead bats out, there are several hundred of them, it is getting cold in here so their carcasses might just freeze, they don't stink. Got the stove going and cooked up a quick noodle soup.

24th Nov 2009;-

Took the Short Wave radio outside repeatedly and there was nothing. FAAARK!!! Can't see what little glow there is from the sun because of thick cloud cover. Temp -2C. The wind is picking up again. Thankfully the easterlies blow over the top of this small sheltered escarpment. If the wind strengths down in Perth are anything like what are here, the city will have now been destroyed.
I am cutting these entries short to save laptop battery charge. When and if it runs out I will start using paper. I could start draining the car battery. Maybe the sun will turn on again and then I could recharge the laptop using the solar panel.

This is fucked! I wish I could be sitting in a warm house surfing the internet, buying supermarket foods. Watching television when I want to. Riding my bike when where I want to. Now my day to day life is being dictated by the forces of nature. FUCK YOU NATURE!

25th Nov 2009;-

Down to the 14th bottle of vodka. Gonna have to start slowing down or brew a wort of beer. Started the car and got it up to operational temperature. The snow is getting deeper and there is no way I can drive without chains now. I don't have chains. Several wallabies are now using the front entrance of the cave for shelter. When I walk past they don't even bother to get up, that is how weak they are. They are too afraid of me to come into the cave where it is warmer though. I might corral them into the back of the cave.
Current temp -6C. Still no SW signals.

27th Nov 2009;-

Laptop battery down to 40%
Temp -8C.
Wind gusting to 170km/h.
Still eating nice meals, hot milk chocolate and beef jerky with rice in the mornings.
Using stove to melt snow for drinking water.
Wallabies are now in the back of the cave shivering, one has died, pulled the carcass out into the snow. I might start eating him soon.
Drifts starting to cover the car.
Sun brightened for a few hours again, then back to near night.
Total cloud cover.
Feel unwell.
Back to sleep.

28th Nov 2009;-

Still feeling flue like symptoms. Gonna stay in sleeping bag. The wind is absolutely howling outside.
Temp -10C

29th Nov 2009;-

To save on the supply of beef jerky I am now having a go at the wallaby carcass outside. The thing is frozen so solid it takes ages just to cut away enough for a meal. I wish I had really good serrated knife or saw. Hey that just gave me an idea! Use the hack saw.
Hey, my brain ain't working too good at the moment. The stress, flue, vodka... it's all taking its toll on me.

30th Nov 2009;-

Snowed heavily for 12 hours straight. Had to dig a tunnel to get out of the cave. Took an exhausting walk in the soft powder snow with my torch. There appears to be snow drifts more than 10 meters deep. Temp -30C. Couldn't even find the car. Playing solitaire to pass the time away.

1st Dec 2009;-

I can't get out of the cave now. I dug a vertical tunnel 6 meters before I gave up.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2007 03:39 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
AB is BAAAAACK!!!

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10/21/2007 03:45 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Wooooooowwwwww.
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10/21/2007 04:11 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
I was getting into that story, I hope you post more, your a good writer.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2007 04:18 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
i think i should finish that bunker and do it FAST.
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10/21/2007 05:16 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
bsflag
2XSecretAgent

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10/21/2007 05:18 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
How was he writing on his computer while in his cave?
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2007 05:19 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
he had a laptop.
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10/21/2007 05:25 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
WE WANT MORE!

Awesome story ausie bloke, you make up amazing stories!
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10/21/2007 05:27 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
he had a laptop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 315272

And the battery stays magically charged?
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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10/21/2007 07:01 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Sounds like the beginnings of a TV script movie!
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10/21/2007 07:03 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
he had a laptop.

And the battery stays magically charged?
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent


he had a car.
Ossie bloke (OP)
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10/21/2007 07:13 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
WE WANT MORE!

Awesome story ausie bloke, you make up amazing stories!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281126


Yeah alright, I'll do a protosequel which consists of the diary entries leading up to the 17th of November. I think the NSA will shut down GLP and arrest most of the forum moderaters when the Sun begins to dim. I might continue with this Aussie bloke's attempt to survive but I'll have to pull a cat out of the bag, otherwise it could easily become boring.
idol_harobed

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10/21/2007 07:17 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Do you use the metric system in Australia?
I am what I read.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2007 08:35 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
No heat = no water vapor = no snow.
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10/21/2007 08:49 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Need more info OP. So, why does the sun get turned-off? Some Galactic Gov't didn't pay the "electric-bill"?
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10/21/2007 08:51 AM
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idol_harobed
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009 Quote

Do you use the metric system in Australia?
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Now, that is a STUPID question Idol..even from you!??? You really don't know?
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2007 08:58 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
12 Days of Light.

The GREAT War of Ywahe and Jehova .... the WAR of LIGHT.
Ossie bloke (OP)
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10/21/2007 09:53 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
No heat = no water vapor = no snow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 223951


One would think so but paradoxically the opposite is the case.

If the Sun was to switch off, the enourmous heat store of the tropical oceans would be released in a very volatile manner because of greatly reduced vapor pressure at the ocean's surface. The oceans would boil. Once the oceans cooled off, which could take weeks or months, then yes, atmospheric overturning would slow down and eventually we would have a dry and fairly windless planet. The Sun could turn back on but it would still be cold and dry because of the overall change in Earth's albido due to the huge advance of the ice sheets in the northern hemisphere.

Have you ever taken a big pot of hot water outside into air that is -10C? I think you would be suprised to see what happens.

"Evaporation from open water surfaces, like the ocean or lakes, can be simply estimated as proportional to the difference between the saturation vapor pressure at the water surface and the actual vapor pressure above the surface, although the higher the wind speed and the greater the turbulent mixing of the atmosphere, the greater the evaporation."

Turbulent mixing of the atmosphere are the key words.

[link to www.arl.noaa.gov]
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10/21/2007 09:56 AM
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No heat = no water vapor = no snow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 223951

But you get the so-called 'diamonddust' storms
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10/21/2007 10:48 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Dominator --- is that you??

LOL
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10/21/2007 11:04 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
he had a laptop.

And the battery stays magically charged?
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent


Naw, naw. See, he was writing it all on the toilet paper (he said he had better uses for it), then one day the sun came back out, the 20' snow melted, he could charge his laptop battery and transfer the toilet writings to his HD, after which it was found and posted here on GLP.

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Ossie bloke (OP)
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10/21/2007 11:08 AM
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Need more info OP. So, why does the sun get turned-off? Some Galactic Gov't didn't pay the "electric-bill"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 315328


Yes it could be a bit like that. A loss of electrical current to power the Sun. Wallace Thornhill (the real Aussie bloke) reckons himself and others within the Kronia group have looked up our spiral arm of our galaxy and claim to have found no indication that any of the street lights (stars) on our street have lossed or gained power. That doesn't mean much though because if they did find something dangerous there is absolutely no way they would speak about it publicly.

Some stars do appear to dim slightly from time to time for few hours but the phenomenon is caused by extrasolar planets transiting a star. I don't think our Sun will dim, however it might have some subtle tricks up its sleeve that could really take us by suprise. In fact the Sun is behaving strangely right now.
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
he had a laptop.
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you just know it was an Apple

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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Some stars do appear to dim slightly from time to time for few hours but the phenomenon is caused by extrasolar planets transiting a star.
 Quoting: Ossie bloke 315243


OP, you are saying that some extra solar planet will enter the solar system and will pass between earth and the sun and that's what will cause the sun to seem to be 'off' for a few days? Spill the beans man, are you saying that some 'planet-X' will do that soemtimes in 2009? (or sooner?) hiding
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Plz tell the assholes spamming my email from the future to stop, already.
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I think the NSA will shut down GLP and arrest most of the forum moderaters when the Sun begins to dim.
 Quoting: Ossie bloke 315243

Impossible! The moderators ARE the NSA!

banana
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Do you have a link to the mummified corpse in the cave? 2009 is only two years away. The corpse is mummified? Did the Wallabys do that?
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It is now widely accepted that the information about the dust cloud and the asteroid headed toward the Earth was an elaborate hoax that was played upon several websites in the conspiracy community. Several factors are responsible for unveiling this drama as a hoax. One factor was an e-mail from the real Dr. Grant Gartrell. [1]

Aussie Bloke and Dr. Grant Gartrell are not same person. [2]

[link to tinwiki.org]
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
Where do I start,I know. You're sick from the bat guano and you're going to die. I would go lie down in the snow and wait.
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Re: The Sun switched off for at least two weeks in the year 2009
I wasn't here when aussie bloak was. Did he claim something would cover the sun? I don't think the sun would switch off, but something could block out the sun.