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Raging Horde of Wild Monkeys Attacks and Kills Man

 
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10/21/2007 02:16 PM
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I thought "raging horde" had a nice ring to it..

Ironic that they picked this guy in particular, since he was involved in monkey eradication issues.



Delhi deputy mayor dies after monkey attack
10/22/2007

NEW DELHI--The deputy mayor of the Indian capital died on Sunday from a fatal fall he suffered after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys, doctors said.

S.S. Bajwa, 52, suffered serious head injuries when he tried to fight off the monkeys which attacked him while he was alone on the terrace of his home on Saturday.

The councillor, who was elected deputy mayor earlier this year, belonged to India's main opposition Bharatiya Janata Party which faces flak from city courts for not doing enough to rid the capital of wild monkeys.

In May, federal lawmakers demanded protection from the marauding simians which often invade the parliament building, ministries and even break into the fortified complex that houses Prime Minister Manmohan Singh's office.

The defence ministry has, however, recruited bands of ferocious langurs trained to attack the smaller simians inside military facilities in New Delhi.

Attack monkeys!
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Several city residential districts petitioned local courts in 2001 to initiate steps to make New Delhi "monkey-free."

Culling is unacceptable to Hindus who revere the monkeys as a living link to the deity Hanuman, a monkey god who symbolizes strength


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Maybe those squirrels on my deck aren't so bad after all.

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10/21/2007 02:24 PM
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Hey, this is a fantastic story, what kind of rat bastard would give it one star?

Damn, what more could you want on a conspiracy form?

The mayor was assassinated by marauding Delhi military monkey troops.

One star, you're just cranky.

Have a banana, Zippy.
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10/21/2007 02:24 PM
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crips or bloods?
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10/21/2007 02:26 PM
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We need to import a few thousand of them and set them loose in D.C.
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10/21/2007 02:27 PM
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It's the Simian Six.. notorious little bastards.
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10/21/2007 02:30 PM
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Can't you see it?

Set them loose in Congress, all those short-legged litte fat men, waddling willy-nilly for their lives..

Oh, the humanity.
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10/21/2007 02:30 PM
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Karma is truly a wonderful thing to behold.
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10/21/2007 02:34 PM
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Those monkeys were the rejects from the Wizard of Oz.
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10/21/2007 02:37 PM
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"Gorilla" tactics?
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10/21/2007 02:38 PM
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Re: Raging Horde of Wild Monkeys Attacks and Kills Man
i was at a hanuman temple in delhi a few years back.

spent some time feeding those monkeys some bananas...it was a little freaky how many of them there were and how unafraid they are of people.
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10/21/2007 02:39 PM
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funny people..
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i was at a hanuman temple in delhi a few years back.

spent some time feeding those monkeys some bananas...it was a little freaky how many of them there were and how unafraid they are of people.
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Wouldn't they get aggressive if their food supply was cut short?

Or if they felt superior to humans and dcided to take the territory... oh man..
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10/21/2007 02:43 PM
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it's time to spank the monkeys
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10/21/2007 02:45 PM
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i was at a hanuman temple in delhi a few years back.

spent some time feeding those monkeys some bananas...it was a little freaky how many of them there were and how unafraid they are of people.



Wouldn't they get aggressive if their food supply was cut short?

Or if they felt superior to humans and dcided to take the territory... oh man..
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i don't know their specific behaviors...they do run in packs and can travel along power cables from roof to roof...they are all over in the north where i was.

you have to watch for them cause they steal.

definitely weird
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10/21/2007 04:31 PM
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Noticed they just let the monkeys rome town. They get bigger more aggressive monkeys to catch the smaller, which allegedly killed the dept. mayor.

Buy ammo.





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