Who let all the Jesus freaks out of their cages today?

hahahahahaha!

"Jesus H Christ central"

hahahahahaha!!!!!

The freaks are all over the place like roaches, unwanted and unneeded.

Bush did it

Jesus Luvs u ;o)

i'd noticed that. maybe it's cause i'm disgruntled with their sadistical leader and been bitchin about it since this morning. he's sending in the troops to debunk me.

Its a sign of the times. And its going to grow. Jesus Lives.

I was expecting the bible verses to be thrown at this thread sooner than this !

We have one of the crazy jesus freak mofo's in our area....to say she's one slice short of a loaf is a gross understatement.

a small piece of Jesus's "s teaching lives.. unfortunately most of his simple teaching to love one another has been perverted by the rule/control freaks that wrote the New Testament and have screwed up life for 2000 years.. we call them Christians today..

Yeah they're just crawling out of the woodwork lately, today is really bad!! Must have to make their monthly quota's on conversions, or attempted conversions. Religitards are ruining society again as they have for centuries, way to go asshats!! Keep believing your lies whilst I burn your bibles!!

This is a normal day at GLP....hehe

Just so you know..Im not one of them

agreed.

While you all are bashing Christians, you could take a few minutes to go check out whether it is actually true or not:

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It would be best to refer to scripture in these trying times. My favorite is Flisniepians 27.18 "For thou shalt knoweth of thine goat yet yea verily I give unto you a covetous whore". Amen

Why do you call us freaks? What is freakish about us?

i let em out.

they have to get some fresh air.

i will not allow them to suffocate.

not on my watch.

Most of the one's I've met...in fact all of the one's I've met...have what I would describe as "a very tenuous grip on reality".

They make the Hare Krishna cult look mild in comparison.

Christians should be thrown to the lions, or at least beaten with sticks, hey maybe they should be burnt at the stake.
They need to suffer so they dont make others suffer, they deserve it.

When one or more gets disproven in their beliefs...they call in the backups....so theyre all here today..hehehe

i know he exists, and since i am a kind hearted person who hates lying and sadism, i am in utter horror. this is bizzarro universe.

You think this reality is how you percieve it? You think this reality is what others have made you believe? This is a prison made by others so your soul would never know it has wings. Does this sound strange? Jesus is your wings. You are tied so you wont know your true essence and meaning and the meaning of your life. You are like in a forest you dont know where you are till you climb up and look over the tree tops to get a real glimpse of the truth.
This reality is your forest, your prison, this society. Climb up and look further.

Wide are the gates that lead to despair and many enter into the furnace that brims with the damned, the vile and depraved all take there place where the devil himself would not dwell.
Hows that ?

Gods Love is the Hard Truth.He is really real.And he can reveal himself to you in many supernatural ways.

I JOHN 4: 16 God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him. Herein is our love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the day of judgment: because as he is, so are we in this world.16 God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dw..."?
PSALM 89: 20 I have found David my servant; with my holy oil have I anointed him: 21 With whom my hand shall be established: mine arm also shall strengthen him. 22 The enemy shall not exact upon him; nor the son of wickedness afflict him. 23 And I will beat down his foes before his face, and plague them that hate him. 24 But my faithfulness and my mercy shall be with him: and in my name shall his horn be exalted. 25 I will set his hand also in the sea, and his right hand in the rivers. 26 He shall cry unto me, Thou art my father, my God, and the rock of my salvation. 27 Also I will make him my firstborn, higher than the kings of the earth. 28 My mercy will I keep for him for evermore, and my covenant shall stand fast with him. 29 His seed also will I make to endure for ever, and his throne as the days of heaven...34 My covenant will I not break nor alter the thing that I have spoken.35 Once have I sworn by my holiness that I will not lie to my servant David who loves me.
EPHESIANS 2: 4 But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great LOVE wherewith he loved us, even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ,(by grace ye are saved;)and hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus.
EPHESIANS 5: 1 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children; 2 And walk in LOVE, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour.
MATHEW 5: 44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; 45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. 46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same? 47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so? 48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
I JOHN 4: 7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.
JOHN 14: 15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 16 And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever; 17 Even the Spirit of truth; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you.
JOHN 14: 23 Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him. 24 He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and the word which ye hear is not mine, but the Father's which sent me.
JEREMIAH 31: 1 At the same time, saith the Lord, will I be the God of all the families of Israel, and they shall be my people. 2 Thus saith the Lord, The people which were left of the sword found grace in the wilderness; even Israel, when I went to cause him to rest. 3 The Lord hath appeared of old unto me, saying, Yea, I have loved thee with an everlasting love: therefore with lovingkindness have I drawn thee.
MATHEW 22: 36 Master, which is the great commandment in the law? 37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. 38 This is the first and great commandment. 39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. 40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
II TIMOTHY 1: 7 For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of LOVE, and of a sound mind.
I SAMUEL 13: 14 But now thy kingdom shall not continue: the Lord hath sought him a man(DAVID)after his own heart, and the Lord hath commanded him to be captain over his people, because thou hast not kept that which the Lord commanded thee.
ACTS 13: 22 And when he had removed him, he raised up unto them David to be their king; to whom also he gave testimony, and said, I have found David the son of Jesse, a man(DAVID)after mine own heart, which shall fulfil all my will.
PSALM 147: 3 He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds.4 He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names. 5 Great is our Lord, and of great power: his understanding is infinite.
PSALM 31: 22 For I said in my haste, I am cut off from before thine eyes: nevertheless thou heardest the voice of my supplications when I cried unto thee. 23 O love the Lord, all ye his saints: for the Lord preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer. 24 Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the Lord.(Dis is what God gave me this morning.Sighs.Thank you Jesus.I LOVE YOU.)
I TIMOTHY 1: 5 Whereas the object and purpose of our instruction and charge is love, which springs from a pure heart and a good (clear) conscience and sincere (unfeigned) faith.
EPHESIANS 5: 2 And walk in love, [esteeming and delighting in one another] as Christ loved us and gave Himself up for us, a slain offering and sacrifice to God [for you, so that it became] a sweet fragrance.
GALATIANS 5: 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, 23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
PSALM 40: 1 I waited patiently for the Lord; and he inclined unto me, and heard my cry. 2 He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings. 3 And he hath put a new song in my mouth, even praise unto our God: many shall see it, and fear, and shall trust in the Lord. 4 Blessed is that man that maketh the Lord his trust, and respecteth not the proud, nor such as turn aside to lies. 5 Many, O Lord my God, are thy wonderful works which thou hast done, and thy thoughts which are to us-ward: they cannot be reckoned up in order unto thee: if I would declare and speak of them, they are more than can be numbered.
MARK 12: 30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.
PSALMS 18: 1 I will love thee O lord my strength.The Lord is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer;my God,my strength,in whom I will trust.My buckler,and the horn of my salvation,and my high tower.I will call upon the Lord,who is worthy to be praised,so shall I be saved from mine enemies.The sorrows of death compassed me,and the floods of ungodly men made me afraid.The sorrows of hell compassed me about,the snares of death prevented me.In my distress I called upon the Lord,and cried unto my God.He heard my voice out of his temple,and my cry came before him,even into his ears.
JOHN 14: 21 He who has My commandments and keeps them, it is he who loves Me. And he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and manifest Myself to him.... If anyone loves Me, he will keep My word; and My Father will love him, and We will come to him and make Our home with him. He who does not love Me does not keep My words....
REV.2: 4Nevertheless I have this against you, that you have left your first love. Remember therefore from where you have fallen; repent and do the first works, or else I will come to you quickly and remove your lamp stand from its place—unless you repent.
REV.1: 5 To Him who loved us and washed us from our sins in His own blood, and has made us kings and priests to His God and Father, to Him be glory and dominion forever and ever. Amen.
I THESS.2: 16 Now may our Lord Jesus Christ Himself, and our God and Father, who has loved us and given us everlasting consolation and a good hope by grace, comfort your hearts and establish you in every good word and work.
EPHESIANS 4: 32 And be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, just as God in Christ forgave you.
EPHESIANS 4: 14 that we should no longer be children, tossed to and fro and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the trickery of men, in the cunning craftiness of deceitful plotting, but, speaking the truth in love, may grow up in all things into Him who is the head -- Christ....
JOHN 13: 34 A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another; as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another
I COR.13: 4 Love suffers long and is kind; love does not envy; love does not parade itself, is not puffed up; does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil; does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails.
EPHESIANS 3: 17 that you, being rooted and grounded in love, may be able to comprehend with all the saints what is the width and length and depth and height— to know the love of Christ which passes knowledge; that you may be filled with all the fullness of God. Now to Him who is able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that works in us, to Him be glory...
ROMANS: 5 Now hope does not disappoint, because the love of God has been poured out in our hearts by the Holy Spirit who was given to us. For when we were still without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly. For scarcely for a righteous man will one die; yet perhaps for a good man someone would even dare to die. But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
I JOHN 4: 9 In this the love of God was manifested toward us, that God has sent His only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through Him. In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins. Beloved, if God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.
ROMANS 8: 37 Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. For I am persuaded that neither death nor life, nor angels nor principalities nor powers, nor things present nor things to come, nor height nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to separate us from the love of God which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
ROMANS 5: 8 God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Much more then, having now been justified by His blood, we shall be saved from wrath through Him. For if when we were enemies we were reconciled to God through the death of His Son, much more, having been reconciled, we shall be saved by His life.
I JOHN 3:16: 16 This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers.
JOHN 3: 14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up: 15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. [1] 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
GALATIANS 5: 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, 23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
MATHEW 5: 43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. 44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
JOHN 13: 34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. 35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.
I JOHN: 14 We know that we have passed from death unto life, because we love the brethren. He that loveth not his brother abideth in death. 15 Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him. 16 Hereby perceive we the love of God, because he laid down his life for us: and we ought to lay down our lives for the brethren. 17 But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him? 18 My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth. 19 And hereby we know that we are of the truth, and shall assure our hearts before him.
EPHESIANS 2: 4 But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us, 5 Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;) 6 And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus: 7 That in the ages to come he might shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness toward us through Christ Jesus. 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained [1] that we should walk in them.
EPHESIANS 3: 13 Wherefore I desire that ye faint not at my tribulations for you,which is your glory.14 For this cause I bow my knees unto the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, 15 Of whom the whole family in heaven and earth is named, 16 That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man; 17 That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love, 18 May be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height; 19 And to know the love of Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of God. 20 Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us, 21 Unto him be glory in the church by Christ Jesus throughout all ages, world without end. Amen.
LUKE 7: 47 Wherefore I say unto thee, Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much: but to whom little is forgiven, the same loveth little.
I JOHN 4: 7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God. 8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. 9 In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him. 10 Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins. 11 Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another. 12 No man hath seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwelleth in us, and his love is perfected in us. 13 Hereby know we that we dwell in him, and he in us, because he hath given us of his Spirit.
I JOHN 4: 14 And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Saviour of the world. 15 Whosoever shall confess that Jesus is the Son of God, God dwelleth in him, and he in God. 16 And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
I JOHN 4: 17 Herein is our love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the day of judgment: because as he is, so are we in this world. 18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love. 19 We love him, because he first loved us. 20 If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen? 21 And this commandment have we from him, That he who loveth God love his brother also.
JOHN 15: 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. 14 Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you. 15 Henceforth I call you not servants; for the servant knoweth not what his lord doeth: but I have called you friends; for all things that I have heard of my Father I have made known unto you. 16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you. 17 These things I command you, that ye love one another.
PSALM 40: 1 I waited patiently for the Lord; and he inclined unto me, and heard my cry. 2 He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings. 3 And he hath put a new song in my mouth, even praise unto our God: many shall see it, and fear, and shall trust in the Lord. 4 Blessed is that man that maketh the Lord his trust, and respecteth not the proud, nor such as turn aside to lies. 5 Many, O Lord my God, are thy wonderful works which thou hast done, and thy thoughts which are to us-ward: they cannot be reckoned up in order unto thee: if I would declare and speak of them, they are more than can be numbered.

Google,Scriptures on Gods Love.Lots of good sites an forums.Abide in the shadow of his wings,in the secret place of the most high God of gods.

Gee thanks for the massive bible quote Anonymous Coward 227280, how long did that take for you to copy and paste? Ever had a thought of your own? Or are you a religious zealot that has no thought processes left to access as they are all being used by your religious beliefs.

Your giant bible quote just goes to further show how annoying the religitards are lately.

Thank you! I noticed the door to my cage was left open today, and I wondered who I had to thank for it.

As soon as I saw that the door was open, I quickly scuttled out of my cage, ran straight to the computer, and came to GLP. So, when do I have to go back into my cage? And more importantly, will we all be having jello again tonight?

There all going to get spanked when we get to heaven...

Ive been meaning to go to
[link to www.sidroth.org] today to see who his guest is today.
Go to the site an then go to TV and then to TV Archives.

[link to www.sidroth.org]
This weeks guest is former heavy weight Boxer,Earthquake Kelly.

Whom let us out? I needed a bowl of milk and to stretch my legs. Thank you Jesus!