I pray that Joe can put together a consonant, Verb, adjective and various active verbs to finish a sentence!!

Uncle Joe is in danger of losing his mental speller, GPS, answering Machine, Blame Guard, and focus control all at the same time in this debate.

He's been out of the basement for 4 months or so and I still don't know what he's talking about! And really, neither does he.

Look for a small bulge in his suit pants, it probably is depends.