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My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....

 
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My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
My wife, married for ten years, is for lack of a better term...dumb.

Dumb as a box of rocks. She is a world zombie....

ALL she cares about is her job and money.

Except when she is drunk.

She hardly ever drinks, but when she does she is a totally different person.

She talks alot more and says some strange things.

Tonight she got drunk and said....

"You are always talking about aliens"
"You know they are here now right? They are up in the sky RIGHT NOW. Pay attention to your surroundings, and just HELP others."

I tried to get her to elaborate, but she passed out shortly after.

But she kept repeating "Pay attention to your surroundings, and help everyone."
She said that particular comment about 5 times before passing out.


No kidding. NOT a joke or a larp.

I have often wondered if she is soulless....like a drone...and maybe she channels something else without even trying.


It is concerning me.

I love her, but goddamn shes weird.
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09/29/2020 02:42 AM
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
demonic possession
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
My wife, married for ten years, is for lack of a better term...dumb.

Dumb as a box of rocks. She is a world zombie....

ALL she cares about is her job and money.

Except when she is drunk.

She hardly ever drinks, but when she does she is a totally different person.

She talks alot more and says some strange things.

Tonight she got drunk and said....

"You are always talking about aliens"
"You know they are here now right? They are up in the sky RIGHT NOW. Pay attention to your surroundings, and just HELP others."

I tried to get her to elaborate, but she passed out shortly after.

But she kept repeating "Pay attention to your surroundings, and help everyone."
She said that particular comment about 5 times before passing out.


No kidding. NOT a joke or a larp.

I have often wondered if she is soulless....like a drone...and maybe she channels something else without even trying.


It is concerning me.

I love her, but goddamn shes weird.
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This marriage has success written all over it.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Trade her in

And find a new model
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09/29/2020 02:47 AM
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
I'll take shit that never happened for $500, Alex.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
No way Id leave her. I love her.

10 years no problems.

Shes just weird.

Especially when she drinks.

Which aint very often.

I watch "Ancient Aliens" alot, I love that show.
But she talks shit about it.

But tonight it was a total different story.

She said they are here right now in orbit.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
I'll take shit that never happened for $500, Alex.
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You would loose that bet.
She is snoring loudly in the living room on the couch.
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09/29/2020 02:50 AM
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
is normal. relax.
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09/29/2020 02:51 AM
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Pay attention to your surroundings means she is getting plowed by the neighbor when your gone.
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09/29/2020 02:51 AM
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Is that you BigDick Ron?
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
is normal. relax.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76030728


it was the "they are here now, help everyone and pay attention to your surroundings"

that concerned me.

She said it like 5 times.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Is that you BigDick Ron?
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no

Im normal dick Chris.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
We'll she s right and they are here
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Pay attention to your surroundings means she is getting plowed by the neighbor when your gone.
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lol


that made me laugh.

Goddamn I hope that aint correct.
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Pay attention to your surroundings means she is getting plowed by the neighbor when your gone.
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pigchef
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
demonic possession
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79430209

Paleo


The drunken prophet is older than delphi. The oracle became inebriated and forced their consciousness to change, repeating the dreams, visions and omens they perceived.

Its intriguing that there is a polar personality shift as well. I don't know about aliens but seems like you got a drunken prophet?
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
she sounds hot
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
demonic possession
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79430209

Paleo


The drunken prophet is older than delphi. The oracle became inebriated and forced their consciousness to change, repeating the dreams, visions and omens they perceived.

Its intriguing that there is a polar personality shift as well. I don't know about aliens but seems like you got a drunken prophet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72316277


Seriously though, it was like it wasnt her.


When she said "Help everyone" especially.

All she cares about is money and her job.

It was TOTALLY out of character for her.
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09/29/2020 02:59 AM
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Fucking troll..
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Fucking troll..
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NOT trolling dumbshit.


Fuck off wanker.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Aliens are everywhere. You can't always see them. UfOs are not always visible.

A couple months ago I was having a few beers at home. I noticed what looked like a star moving at a rapid rate in the distance. I could not explain it. I went inside grabbed my phone and recorded it. I forgot about it until a week later. Once I checked it out I was suprised it was moving more than what I thought. It moved up, down, left and right with abrupt stopping and going. Certainly unexplained.

Next time she says something like that again, go outside and look up in the sky. You might find out she was right.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
My wife, married for ten years, is for lack of a better term...dumb.

Dumb as a box of rocks. She is a world zombie....

ALL she cares about is her job and money.

Except when she is drunk.

She hardly ever drinks, but when she does she is a totally different person.

She talks alot more and says some strange things.

Tonight she got drunk and said....

"You are always talking about aliens"
"You know they are here now right? They are up in the sky RIGHT NOW. Pay attention to your surroundings, and just HELP others."

I tried to get her to elaborate, but she passed out shortly after.

But she kept repeating "Pay attention to your surroundings, and help everyone."
She said that particular comment about 5 times before passing out.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79431694


Is that when you SODOMIZE her? When she passes out, when drunk?

We know your type... You BEAST!
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09/29/2020 03:09 AM
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Fucking troll..
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NOT trolling dumbshit.


Fuck off wanker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79431694


Definitely a troll. same posting style as most trolls here
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Aliens are everywhere. You can't always see them. UfOs are not always visible.

A couple months ago I was having a few beers at home. I noticed what looked like a star moving at a rapid rate in the distance. I could not explain it. I went inside grabbed my phone and recorded it. I forgot about it until a week later. Once I checked it out I was suprised it was moving more than what I thought. It moved up, down, left and right with abrupt stopping and going. Certainly unexplained.

Next time she says something like that again, go outside and look up in the sky. You might find out she was right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75512792


I didnt think of that.

I should have checked out side, but i was tending to her.


Now that shes passed out Ill go have a look.
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09/29/2020 03:11 AM
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meth
~Hic Manebimus Optime~
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tell her yore a morman now and you want to get a second wife. she will say okay. then you can get second marreid to ttown. glp loves a good romance story!!!

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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
No way Id leave her. I love her.

10 years no problems.

Shes just weird.

Especially when she drinks.

Which aint very often.

I watch "Ancient Aliens" alot, I love that show.
But she talks shit about it.

But tonight it was a total different story.

She said they are here right now in orbit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79431694


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It seems you are like minded when she drinks? Getting drunk is not recommended though. Wanting to help others is a good thing. ** Her soul knows we are entering very challenging times... Biblical Tribulation! We are all in a Spiritual Battle right now. For Power over the coming evil, give your life to Jesus... They have lied about Him too. He is the only Power over the incoming evil. I am 100% serious & have all the blind & lost on my heart tonight. There are so many good people that believe the lies & it will cost them everything!
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
Aliens are everywhere. You can't always see them. UfOs are not always visible.

A couple months ago I was having a few beers at home. I noticed what looked like a star moving at a rapid rate in the distance. I could not explain it. I went inside grabbed my phone and recorded it. I forgot about it until a week later. Once I checked it out I was suprised it was moving more than what I thought. It moved up, down, left and right with abrupt stopping and going. Certainly unexplained.

Next time she says something like that again, go outside and look up in the sky. You might find out she was right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75512792


I didnt think of that.

I should have checked out side, but i was tending to her.


Now that shes passed out Ill go have a look.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79431694


——
There will likely be a fake alien invasion. Always keep in mind our technology is far advanced & demons can manifest as anything! Don’t worry about a real alien invasion as it will be used to control the population! Do be concerned about a demonic invasion, as without Jesus you have no Power over demons.
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It's good advice.
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
I didnt see anything out of the ordinary...but the sun is up now.

I swear this is all true.
Im not a troll and I did not make this up.
We had a small gathering tonight and I couldnt sleep, so I figured Id post about it all.

I am gonna go look up "drunk oracle" because this was deeply concerning to me.

Thanks for that bit of info AC.
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Re: My Wife Says Some WEIRD SHIT When She is Drunk.....
My wife, married for ten years, is for lack of a better term...dumb.

Dumb as a box of rocks. She is a world zombie....

ALL she cares about is her job and money.

Except when she is drunk.

She hardly ever drinks, but when she does she is a totally different person.

She talks alot more and says some strange things.

Tonight she got drunk and said....

"You are always talking about aliens"
"You know they are here now right? They are up in the sky RIGHT NOW. Pay attention to your surroundings, and just HELP others."

I tried to get her to elaborate, but she passed out shortly after.

But she kept repeating "Pay attention to your surroundings, and help everyone."
She said that particular comment about 5 times before passing out.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79431694


Is that when you SODOMIZE her? When she passes out, when drunk?

We know your type... You BEAST!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77949273


chuckle





GLP