He brought in a battery to be tested. He stood at the door, bent down and pushed the battery across the floor to me, then quickly backed up about 10 foot. He was completely paranoid.

Part of me felt sorry for him because he was so afraid.

The rest of me wanted to say, " If you are that paranoid, go the fuck home, lock the door, never go out again and pay some person with a brain to go out and run your errands."

We all wear masks at the shop, only because our boss is afraid of being sued.

This shit has gotten completely ridiculous.