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Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat

 
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Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
A single guy goes to the kitchen,
doesn't see anything he wants, and goes to bed.

A married guy goes to bed,
doesn't see anything he wants, and goes to the kitchen!
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
the wives put extra butter in their cooking to make their husbands less sexually appealing, and lock em down.

plus us bachelors have a reason to take care of ourselves.

more free time to exercise.. and our lives aren't over already.
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
Up 20 pounds still working on that.
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
Not here
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
Profound! Lol
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
Being single or thin has to do with your own PERSONAL motivation on fitness

Op is just a hater of successful marriages
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
Being single or thin has to do with your own PERSONAL motivation on fitness

Op is just a hater of successful marriages
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73764565


absolutely, and you're probably spot on. i was only postulating one possible theory.

the secret butter theory.
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
because we are emotionally abused and sexually depraved

so we eat to fill that emptiness inside
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
bump
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
been married for 23 years and still a skinny cunt
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
the wives put extra butter in their cooking to make their husbands less sexually appealing, and lock em down.

plus us bachelors have a reason to take care of ourselves.

more free time to exercise.. and our lives aren't over already.
 Quoting: Plato II


Yeh, they call these types ‘secret feeders’. I know a woman like this... incredibly insecure to date someone she actually finds attractive, so she purposely gets with ugly guys so no other woman will look. And to further ease her fears, she turns said guy morbidly obese by feeding him tons of fattening garbage. Her current guy has ballooned to 380 lbs — same as guy before him.
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
the wives put extra butter in their cooking to make their husbands less sexually appealing, and lock em down.

plus us bachelors have a reason to take care of ourselves.

more free time to exercise.. and our lives aren't over already.
 Quoting: Plato II


Yeh, they call these types ‘secret feeders’. I know a woman like this... incredibly insecure to date someone she actually finds attractive, so she purposely gets with ugly guys so no other woman will look. And to further ease her fears, she turns said guy morbidly obese by feeding him tons of fattening garbage. Her current guy has ballooned to 380 lbs — same as guy before him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73486172


read this in a David Attenborough voice, and it was amazing.
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
Because living with a female is bullshit
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
Or like two married and thin good buddies report:

They go to bed...but the bed fridge is cocklocked.
So they go to sleep hungry night after no-friggin night.

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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
the wives put extra butter in their cooking to make their husbands less sexually appealing, and lock em down.

plus us bachelors have a reason to take care of ourselves.

more free time to exercise.. and our lives aren't over already.
 Quoting: Plato II


Hmm, margarine might do that but not butter
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
As a male you have to truly be a dumbass to get married in today's world. Everything is stacked against you being a man.
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
Bullshit.

When you have to cook all the time you pick. It's lie 25 calories a bite times 2 or 3. Over a few years it adds up and the exhaustion of kids means no good sleep and cortisol from stress. And little motivation to exercise.
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Re: Why single men stay thin while Married men get fat
cortisol the stress hormone tends to get absorbed by belly fat for men and love handles for women.
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