Hey! :)

A LOT of you guys seem CONFUSED.

I'm feeling PRETTY GOOD... If you know what I mean...

SO let ME help out.

FLAT EARTH is REAL.

There is a community TRYING to RESCUE you from the MATRIX.

Cuz, in short, THE ENTIRE CONTROL MECHANISM is built on that FOUNDATIONAL LIE!

TPTB seem to have recognized that in this TIME OF GREAT AWAKENING... that SIGNIFICANT inroads were being made.

So, the THEORY goes, the CIA was TASKED with making the FLAT EARTHers look foolish by SABOTAGING them.

Got it?

I'm from the GOVERNMENT... AND I'm here to HELP.

No. No. Wrong thread.

Quadra tasking is NOT as EASY as I make it look...

SO look at the SWINGING PENDULUM and REPEAT after me.

The FLAT EARTH is REAL.

The FLAT EARTH is REAL.

THE FLAT EARTH IS REAL.

There!

All better.

Who is next?

If I missed anyone, gentle reminder is appreciated. Don't want to leave anyone out.

:)