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Older men who are single with no kids

 
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10/17/2020 02:41 AM
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My favorite line.

"I have to ask my wife."

epiclol
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10/17/2020 02:41 AM
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Imagine all of the things your wife would make you do that you don't want to do. Go to her Aunt's birthday party. Watch a movie of her choice. All that kind of shit. Fuck that. I want to do whatever I want with every minute of my life.
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Imagine all of the things your wife would make you do that you don't want to do. Go to her Aunt's birthday party. Watch a movie of her choice. All that kind of shit. Fuck that. I want to do whatever I want with every minute of my life.
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It didn't used to be like that but now women have all the power in marriage. If they don't like how things are going. They just file for divorce and throw tantrums until you punch her lights out.
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My favorite line.

"I have to ask my wife."

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77555329


I used to sell motorcycles . If I had a nickel for every time some bad ass walked in checked out bikes , picked one he liked and I said " Ok brother , lets go get some paperwork signed "

And then that bad ass turned into a deflated embarrassing slave with the words " Well , I'm gonna have to check with my wife first ... you know , happy wife happy life . "

And on their way out they'd turn to look to see if I was laughing with this emasculated beaten dog look ..... ID BE RICH !!!


I even learned to hold my friendly smile and be ready with a wave when it happened as when I first started selling bikes id been caught laughing hysterically hahahaha


Poor bastards ... lol
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10/17/2020 02:47 AM
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what in the fuck!? hahahahahaha " NUUUUUUU , youre killing meeeeee " epiclol
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10/17/2020 02:48 AM
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Two things women should never be allowed to operate.

Motor Vehicles or anything that moves and firearms.
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10/17/2020 02:49 AM
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what in the fuck!? hahahahahaha " NUUUUUUU , youre killing meeeeee " epiclol
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lol women are fucking retarded.
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10/17/2020 02:52 AM
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So glad I never fell for the "get married" BS. I get to keep all my money.
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10/17/2020 02:53 AM
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These days your wife or GF could stab you with a knife and then call the cops. The cops show up and you have a kitchen knife buried 6" in your chest and they would shoot your ass after beating the fuck out of you for touching Muh Lady. They if you survive they will throw your life in the trash and make you pay for her way.

That's if it goes well.
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10/17/2020 02:55 AM
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90% of Kids dump their parents off in a nursing facility in the U.S.
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90% of Kids dump their parents off in a nursing facility in the U.S.
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I didn't.

My brother's wife wanted to ditch
Our mom in a home. Luckily she understands
That if I ever see her again, I will snap
her fucking neck like a twig.
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You are so loving!johnny
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90% of Kids dump their parents off in a nursing facility in the U.S.
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90% of Kids dump their parents off in a nursing facility in the U.S.
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I didn't.

My brother's wife wanted to ditch
Our mom in a home. Luckily she understands
That if I ever see her again, I will snap
her fucking neck like a twig.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79501514


You are so loving!johnny
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Can't say I blame him. She sounds like a grade A Cunt.
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10/17/2020 03:00 AM
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These days your wife or GF could stab you with a knife and then call the cops. The cops show up and you have a kitchen knife buried 6" in your chest and they would shoot your ass after beating the fuck out of you for touching Muh Lady. They if you survive they will throw your life in the trash and make you pay for her way.

That's if it goes well.
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True story . Once my ex fiance was throwing a tantrum and I told her she was acting like a child and she went for my throat choking me . I dialed 911 on the keypad and accidentally hit call as I was threatening to call them if she didnt calm the fuck down .


The sheriffs came as I had saw it dialed and hung up . I was packing her shit in the back of her car ... And the cops asked whats going on and I said " she's moving the fuck out thats whats happening here ." and on que he was like Ma'am are you all right . and I laughed and thought to myself . yea honey you didnt hurt your fingers or anything when you had them wrapped around my throat a half hour ago did you !? "

She was like i i i im okaayyyyyyy ebbbuuuuuu huuuu

and the sheriff eventually left after coddling her and telling her if anything happens for her to call and theyll be right there.... lol

I was amazed I didnt goto jail for her choking me lol


Now its 1-I dunno 5 dates if shes really cool then silence for a month or two then back out to the field for a repeat .


dating long term or god forbid marriage !? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
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90% of Kids dump their parents off in a nursing facility in the U.S.
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90% of Kids dump their parents off in a nursing facility in the U.S.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77555329


I didn't.

My brother's wife wanted to ditch
Our mom in a home. Luckily she understands
That if I ever see her again, I will snap
her fucking neck like a twig.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79501514


You are so loving!johnny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77569959


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ the brothers wife epiclol
NowIhavetothinkofanam​e
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10/17/2020 03:02 AM
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I feel like people with kids really convince themselves how great it is so they dont put a bullet in their head.
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hesright

All us 80s kids grew up watching Al Bundy with Peggy who was hot, when all our friends mothers looked frumpy.
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10/17/2020 03:11 AM
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I feel like people with kids really convince themselves how great it is so they dont put a bullet in their head.
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hesright

All us 80s kids grew up watching Al Bundy with Peggy who was hot, when all our friends mothers looked frumpy.
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname 79498545


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10/17/2020 03:14 AM
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I feel like people with kids really convince themselves how great it is so they dont put a bullet in their head.
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hesright

All us 80s kids grew up watching Al Bundy with Peggy who was hot, when all our friends mothers looked frumpy.
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname 79498545



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They wouldn't even allow it on the femicunt tv now.
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10/17/2020 03:52 AM
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Re: Older men who are single with no kids
My favorite line.

"I have to ask my wife."

epiclol
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Another good one is " I gotta go home. My wife is going to kill me". Shouldn't going home be the last place to go???drevil
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10/17/2020 03:59 AM

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There are lots of single old men in my town who have no kids they are mostly really nice guys too.
Peepaws
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10/17/2020 04:02 AM
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You sit on your arse yearning....?

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....each to their own ....
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10/17/2020 04:29 AM
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Re: Older men who are single with no kids
To each their own. It’s truely the best thing that those who don’t want kids don’t have them, or aren’t tricked into having them.

Too many people have kids for the wrong reasons; fitting in with their friends, cementing links to a meal ticket, lazy with contraception. Then they get resentful and innocents suffer.

It’s really great when people live their lives aligned with their values, so good on you.
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10/17/2020 04:39 AM
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...are the main demographic grooming children for sex
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10/17/2020 05:21 AM
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90% of Kids dump their parents off in a nursing facility in the U.S.
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Well, yea, karma. ~95% abandon their kids to the state to raise. They feed and home them, and spend some 'free time' with them. The state through its agents spends most of the day 5+ days a week raising and socializing them.

They had it coming as a result. Why would end of life, putting people who are day time burdens in the way of tax paying out of the way, when the SAME reason justifys doing it to your children? Why is it only a problem when its not on their terms? Suck it up voter butter cups. This is what democracy achieves.
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...are the main demographic grooming children for sex
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No that'd be women. But literally no one cares.
Unless you narrow it a demographic of a specific religious type persuasion, Abramic.
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10/17/2020 05:25 AM
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Re: Older men who are single with no kids
Let's face it . Society hates us because we are not bogged down as either single fathers , controlled by a wife or paying child support.


Everyone is mad we can go where we want do what we want and have no ties binding us to any system of servitude .

Don't want kids , dont want a ball and chain whos goal is to eventually take half my shit and as far as the same old timed " youre going to die alone "

We come into this world alone and we leave this world alone . All of us and the last thing I want is some pitty party awww poor you , the grand kids are here to say good bye (while I'm trying to die in peace ) .

Get mad and stay mad . I do wtf I want .
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Get a dog.
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10/17/2020 05:28 AM
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What do you mean by society hates you?

I think it's more likely that you never even cross people's minds.

I know I hadn't thought about this until I saw your thread. And now that I have thought about it, I don't care at all.

So who is hating you?
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Re: Older men who are single with no kids
Let's face it . Society hates us because we are not bogged down as either single fathers , controlled by a wife or paying child support.


Everyone is mad we can go where we want do what we want and have no ties binding us to any system of servitude .

Don't want kids , dont want a ball and chain whos goal is to eventually take half my shit and as far as the same old timed " youre going to die alone "

We come into this world alone and we leave this world alone . All of us and the last thing I want is some pitty party awww poor you , the grand kids are here to say good bye (while I'm trying to die in peace ) .

Get mad and stay mad . I do wtf I want .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76857890


The only one who seems mad is you.

I'm married with kids and do what the fuck I want as well. She don't like it? She can go find another mother fucker that will let her raise kids while he earns everything.

My daughter was the best mistake I ever made. Nothing cooler than sitting around a camp fire with your two DNA copies and talking shit about grandpa. I'm taking my daughter on her first hunt this winter and she's going on a 12 mile hike up to an alpine lake with me in late spring. I've never been more excited for a backpacking trip in my hiking life.

Enjoy your alone time.
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90% of Kids dump their parents off in a nursing facility in the U.S.
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Good, I hope mine do too. I don't want my kids feeding me and wiping my ass. I'd end my own shit before that happens.
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Re: Older men who are single with no kids
Imagine all of the things your wife would make you do that you don't want to do. Go to her Aunt's birthday party. Watch a movie of her choice. All that kind of shit. Fuck that. I want to do whatever I want with every minute of my life.
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I sat down with the wife tonight to watch a movie and said "none of that love movie shit". She picked a Korean horror flick. . . Kinda bitches you date? Liberals?





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