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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79093402 United States 10/17/2020 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, snatch her up! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766 It's way better than: - My kids always come first. - I've had my fun now looking to settle down. - Seeking my best friend. - If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you - I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such. - Love to travel (as long as the man pays). |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79440820 Canada 10/17/2020 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, snatch her up! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766 It's way better than: - My kids always come first. - I've had my fun now looking to settle down. - Seeking my best friend. - If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you - I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such. - Love to travel (as long as the man pays). Do they really say all this? Lol He’s right about everything, except I haven’t come across the Trump line because I’m a Brit. One, a while back, demanded that they guy must be on the cusp of inventing time travel or he need not apply. You totally should have contacted the crazy time travel girl, and then told us all here on GLP about it haha Wow, girls sound crazy out there! |
Doctor Congo User ID: 78953428 United States 10/17/2020 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “Having me as a gf is not for the weak“ = “Lifting me off the ground is not for the weak“ Last Edited by Doctor Congo on 10/17/2020 06:12 PM |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 71990367 United Kingdom 10/17/2020 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, snatch her up! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766 It's way better than: - My kids always come first. - I've had my fun now looking to settle down. - Seeking my best friend. - If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you - I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such. - Love to travel (as long as the man pays). Do they really say all this? Lol He’s right about everything, except I haven’t come across the Trump line because I’m a Brit. One, a while back, demanded that they guy must be on the cusp of inventing time travel or he need not apply. You totally should have contacted the crazy time travel girl, and then told us all here on GLP about it haha Wow, girls sound crazy out there! I was on the verge of messaging her and saying, ‘I have invented time travel, I will fuck you into next week and back’. It might have went down well. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79440820 Canada 10/17/2020 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He’s right about everything, except I haven’t come across the Trump line because I’m a Brit. One, a while back, demanded that they guy must be on the cusp of inventing time travel or he need not apply. You totally should have contacted the crazy time travel girl, and then told us all here on GLP about it haha Wow, girls sound crazy out there! I was on the verge of messaging her and saying, ‘I have invented time travel, I will fuck you into next week and back’. It might have went down well. Lmao, that is so funny |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 71990367 United Kingdom 10/17/2020 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “Having me as a gf is not for the weak“ Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367 Is this a red flag warning she is a psycho into mind games or something? Half of the profiles are like that. They seem to think their pussy is a scarce commodity. Yeh, she’s actually 35... not exactly in her prime either. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79062135 Canada 10/17/2020 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)] |
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Red John User ID: 61437425 Canada 10/17/2020 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | time traveler in the house :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76560673 United States 10/17/2020 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, snatch her up! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766 It's way better than: - My kids always come first. - I've had my fun now looking to settle down. - Seeking my best friend. - If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you - I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such. - Love to travel (as long as the man pays). You know when they say “I’m ready to settle down now” they’re post wall, empty egg carton, pussy is as blown out as a wizard’s sleeve and she wants to to raise her half black, bastard kids. Swipe left and never look back. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 71990367 United Kingdom 10/17/2020 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, snatch her up! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766 It's way better than: - My kids always come first. - I've had my fun now looking to settle down. - Seeking my best friend. - If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you - I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such. - Love to travel (as long as the man pays). You know when they say “I’m ready to settle down now” they’re post wall, empty egg carton, pussy is as blown out as a wizard’s sleeve and she wants to to raise her half black, bastard kids. Swipe left and never look back. Ah shit bro, that was too funny a read haha |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75560021 United States 10/17/2020 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, snatch her up! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766 It's way better than: - My kids always come first. - I've had my fun now looking to settle down. - Seeking my best friend. - If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you - I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such. - Love to travel (as long as the man pays). You know when they say “I’m ready to settle down now” they’re post wall, empty egg carton, pussy is as blown out as a wizard’s sleeve and she wants you to raise her half black, bastard kids. Swipe left and never look back. I wouldn't even hold a door open for a muuddshaark, much less raise their mutt kids. |
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AR 15-SPECIALIST Admit it! We’re Fucked User ID: 74449772 United States 10/17/2020 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 71990367 United Kingdom 10/17/2020 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Been there, done that with those types of women (narcs/BPDs). You can never truly chill with them, and always need to maintain frame otherwise they’ll stomp all over your balls. I forgot to mention. These types of chicks use continuous porn style sex, so that you become addicted to the pussy, then they start turning off the sex tap to see how pussy whipped they have you. If you start kissing her ass in order to get your next hit, she will exploit your weakness and walk all over you. If you maintain frame, she will continue with the porn sex until she eventually conquers you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79440820 Canada 10/17/2020 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Been there, done that with those types of women (narcs/BPDs). You can never truly chill with them, and always need to maintain frame otherwise they’ll stomp all over your balls. I forgot to mention. These types of chicks use continuous porn style sex, so that you become addicted to the pussy, then they start turning off the sex tap to see how pussy whipped they have you. If you start kissing her ass in order to get your next hit, she will exploit your weakness and walk all over you. If you maintain frame, she will continue with the porn sex until she eventually conquers you. "porn sex" lol |