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Girl had this on her dating site profile

 
Love_Goddess

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10/17/2020 06:06 PM

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Do they really say all this? Lol
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They sure do. To the T.
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Haha. Fuck 'em then!
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


isn't that what they're trying to do?
 Quoting: Red John


Lol, well yes they are.

But with all those conditions? Meh!
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10/17/2020 06:06 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
OP, snatch her up!

It's way better than:

- My kids always come first.
- I've had my fun now looking to settle down.
- Seeking my best friend.
- If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you
- I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such.
- Love to travel (as long as the man pays).
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hesright
Love_Goddess

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10/17/2020 06:07 PM

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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
OP, snatch her up!

It's way better than:

- My kids always come first.
- I've had my fun now looking to settle down.
- Seeking my best friend.
- If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you
- I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such.
- Love to travel (as long as the man pays).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766


Do they really say all this? Lol
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


He’s right about everything, except I haven’t come across the Trump line because I’m a Brit. One, a while back, demanded that they guy must be on the cusp of inventing time travel or he need not apply.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367


You totally should have contacted the crazy time travel girl, and then told us all here on GLP about it haha cruisewuflu

Wow, girls sound crazy out there!

Last Edited by Love_Goddess on 10/17/2020 06:08 PM
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10/17/2020 06:11 PM

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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
“Having me as a gf is not for the weak“
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“Lifting me off the ground is not for the weak“

Last Edited by Doctor Congo on 10/17/2020 06:12 PM
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/17/2020 06:13 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
OP, snatch her up!

It's way better than:

- My kids always come first.
- I've had my fun now looking to settle down.
- Seeking my best friend.
- If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you
- I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such.
- Love to travel (as long as the man pays).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766


Do they really say all this? Lol
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


He’s right about everything, except I haven’t come across the Trump line because I’m a Brit. One, a while back, demanded that they guy must be on the cusp of inventing time travel or he need not apply.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367


You totally should have contacted the crazy time travel girl, and then told us all here on GLP about it haha cruisewuflu

Wow, girls sound crazy out there!
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


I was on the verge of messaging her and saying, ‘I have invented time travel, I will fuck you into next week and back’.

It might have went down well.
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10/17/2020 06:14 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
“Having me as a gf is not for the weak“

Is this a red flag warning she is a psycho into mind games or something?
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Half of the profiles are like that. They seem to think their pussy is a scarce commodity.
Love_Goddess

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10/17/2020 06:15 PM

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Do they really say all this? Lol
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


He’s right about everything, except I haven’t come across the Trump line because I’m a Brit. One, a while back, demanded that they guy must be on the cusp of inventing time travel or he need not apply.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367


You totally should have contacted the crazy time travel girl, and then told us all here on GLP about it haha cruisewuflu

Wow, girls sound crazy out there!
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


I was on the verge of messaging her and saying, ‘I have invented time travel, I will fuck you into next week and back’.

It might have went down well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367


Lmao, that is so funny rofl
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10/17/2020 06:16 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
“Having me as a gf is not for the weak“

Is this a red flag warning she is a psycho into mind games or something?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367


Half of the profiles are like that. They seem to think their pussy is a scarce commodity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79428504


Yeh, she’s actually 35... not exactly in her prime either.
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10/17/2020 06:18 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
Maybe it's code for she's good in bed?
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Is that your profile? shocked
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10/17/2020 06:19 PM

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Maybe it's code for she's good in bed?
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Is that your profile? shocked
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No, I don't use dating sites. I just use GLP.

Just kidding!!
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10/17/2020 06:27 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
https://imgur.com/a/7jUBtBA
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10/17/2020 06:29 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79062135


cruisewuflu
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10/17/2020 06:30 PM

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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
time traveler in the house


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instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond.

fuck off stalker,
my profile is being monitored for stalkers
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10/17/2020 06:38 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
OP, snatch her up!

It's way better than:

- My kids always come first.
- I've had my fun now looking to settle down.
- Seeking my best friend.
- If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you
- I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such.
- Love to travel (as long as the man pays).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766


You know when they say “I’m ready to settle down now” they’re post wall, empty egg carton, pussy is as blown out as a wizard’s sleeve and she wants to to raise her half black, bastard kids.

Swipe left and never look back.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/17/2020 06:40 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
OP, snatch her up!

It's way better than:

- My kids always come first.
- I've had my fun now looking to settle down.
- Seeking my best friend.
- If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you
- I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such.
- Love to travel (as long as the man pays).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766


You know when they say “I’m ready to settle down now” they’re post wall, empty egg carton, pussy is as blown out as a wizard’s sleeve and she wants to to raise her half black, bastard kids.

Swipe left and never look back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76560673


Ah shit bro, that was too funny a read haha
Love_Goddess

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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
time traveler in the house


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lol
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Anonymous Coward
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10/17/2020 06:52 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
OP, snatch her up!

It's way better than:

- My kids always come first.
- I've had my fun now looking to settle down.
- Seeking my best friend.
- If you're even thinking of voting Trump, F-you
- I'm a princess with curves..treat me as such.
- Love to travel (as long as the man pays).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78038766


You know when they say “I’m ready to settle down now” they’re post wall, empty egg carton, pussy is as blown out as a wizard’s sleeve and she wants you to raise her half black, bastard kids.

Swipe left and never look back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76560673


I wouldn't even hold a door open for a muuddshaark, much less raise their mutt kids.
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10/17/2020 07:25 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
Maybe she's trans
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
Sounds like a challenge to me.

I love a challenge!
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10/17/2020 07:46 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
Sounds like a challenge to me.

I love a challenge!
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What if the girl is mentally challenged?
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10/17/2020 08:16 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
Sounds like a challenge to me.

I love a challenge!
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Been there, done that with those types of women (narcs/BPDs). You can never truly chill with them, and always need to maintain frame otherwise they’ll stomp all over your balls.
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10/17/2020 08:21 PM
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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
Sounds like a challenge to me.

I love a challenge!
 Quoting: AR 15-SPECIALIST


Been there, done that with those types of women (narcs/BPDs). You can never truly chill with them, and always need to maintain frame otherwise they’ll stomp all over your balls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367


I forgot to mention. These types of chicks use continuous porn style sex, so that you become addicted to the pussy, then they start turning off the sex tap to see how pussy whipped they have you. If you start kissing her ass in order to get your next hit, she will exploit your weakness and walk all over you. If you maintain frame, she will continue with the porn sex until she eventually conquers you.
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10/17/2020 08:31 PM

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Re: Girl had this on her dating site profile
Sounds like a challenge to me.

I love a challenge!
 Quoting: AR 15-SPECIALIST


Been there, done that with those types of women (narcs/BPDs). You can never truly chill with them, and always need to maintain frame otherwise they’ll stomp all over your balls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367


I forgot to mention. These types of chicks use continuous porn style sex, so that you become addicted to the pussy, then they start turning off the sex tap to see how pussy whipped they have you. If you start kissing her ass in order to get your next hit, she will exploit your weakness and walk all over you. If you maintain frame, she will continue with the porn sex until she eventually conquers you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71990367


"porn sex" lol
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