Do you understand that I have a job, AC? I have two actually. And I have a farm. We produce free-range eggs, some vegetables, and honey. I work when I need something. That said, I really want to be an RRT because I have been a paramedic for a long time. I came to terms with my demons after losing several kids on duty. And after watching the RRTs in NICU deal with my nephew, I want to be a part of that.

If you can't be handsome, at least be handy.