IRONY! Exclusive: Celeb-packed apartments to be protected by armed guards on Election Day

Where can you get a doorman, pool access and protection from marauding extremists?

The luxe Chelsea apartment building that has been home to Debbie Harry, Pete Davidson and Tim Gunn, among other bold-faced names, is hiring armed guards for Election Day, Page Six has learned.

London Terrace Towers sent out an email to residents which read, “As you are aware, government enforcement agencies across the country are making plans to control the possible civil unrest following the upcoming presidential election.”

“Regardless of the outcome of [Tuesday’s] election, our concerns range from isolated violent incidents to a long stretch of mass protests, confrontations between extremists, and potential property damage,” it continued.

So the management says they’re hiring extra guards to patrol the area. And insiders tell us that they’ll be carrying guns.
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