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Perhaps The Absolute Greatest UFO Theory in GLP history.

 
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Trump is going to win re-election.

"OP wait a second you said this was a UFO thread, in fact you claimed it was the greatest UFO theory in GLP history???"

Yes I did.

Trump will win because he already knows that he has won and how he won re-election because he was assisted by AMERICANS FROM THE FUTURE!!!

In fact they helped him win in 2016.

They helped him in the impeachment trial.

They staged Epstein's suicide and rolled him like a petty criminal.

They gave him Hunter Biden's laptop from the future with all the evidence on it.

They gave Trump everything he needs to drain the swamp and prevent America from becoming a socialist totalitarian dictatorship under the democrats.

The UFO's are actually time machines flown by The United States Space Force, oddly enough the very same space force President Trump created.

In his next term, we will slowly see a rapid acceleration of Human space flight with landings on the moon and Mars as space travel speeds up through quantum leaps in the technology required to go really fucking fast.

We are talking Mar landings in days if not hours.

But wait there is more....

Telsa!!!!

Not the car company but the man himself, Trump has all of the man's secrets and thanks to our visitors from the future he has the keys to unlocking Telsa's secrets and actually creating free energy and the previously mentioned Space Force.

We are also going to find out that China tried to kill us all with a bio-weapon to rewrite future history told to them by their own visitors from the future, disgruntled chinese with their own time ships.

Ever wonder why Operation warp speed seems like such a funny name for a vaccine program?

Thanks to the Americans from the future, we already have the cure, it is trying to reproduce it with today's technology that is taking so long.

But wait there is still more...

The clues have always been there.

Remember those books published in 1890 describing Ba(ron) Trump and the Don and their victories over the Chinese and the Russians?

Deliberately planted from the future so that Nikola Tesla would read them, and it is no coincidence that John G. Trump (The Don's Uncle) went through all of Nikola Tesla's files looking through his secrets.

What if I told you that Elon Musk had been given Tesla's designs for time traveling Space Force UFO's and is using SpaceX to slowly bring them online with Trump's full approval and assistance?

That's just a personal UFO theory of mine, I mean after all who builds a rocket out of Stainless steel anyway.

Do you know anything about Stainless Steel?

Did you know that high quality Stainless steel is non magnetic?

Or that the Van Allen belts are caused by the earth MAGNETIC fields?

Think about it for half a second...

Non magnetic "Starships" passing through the Magnetic Van Allen belt creating their own shielding by the very alloy used to construct them.

And their Raptor Engines...

What if I told you that the raptor engines are just waiting for the right fuel to get a whole lot faster than Methane will push them?

Days or hours instead of months to Mars and back.

Who knows once all of Telsa's designs are revealed Starships may have an entirely different propulsion system altogether...

The Martian government was directed by ten men, the leader of whom was elected by universal suffrage for five years and entitled “Elon.” Two houses of Parliament enacted the laws to be administered by the Elon and his cabinet. The Upper House was called the Council of the Elders and was limited to a membership of 60 persons, each being appointed for life by the Elon as vacancies occurred by death.”....Wernher von Braun, "The Mars Project" 1952

They have always known bits and pieces of what was going to happen and the closer we get to when it actually happens the closer we get to the truth....
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Help!!

I've been one stared by a chinese communist from the future desperate to derail this thread.
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Telsa!!!!
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Telsa!!!!
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Help!!

I've been one stared by a chinese communist from the future desperate to derail this thread.
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Nice post op
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nice theory.
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Wild theory but possible...
You are correct on the facts.

Interesting thread and thanks.
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Did I mention that Q is a group of Americans from the future?

Seriously...

Think about the possibility for a second...

Done?

Star Trek the Next Generation told us all about Q.



Some writer's invention or a clue to the future you be the Judge???
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Trump is going to win re-election.

"OP wait a second you said this was a UFO thread, in fact you claimed it was the greatest UFO theory in GLP history???"

Yes I did.

Trump will win because he already knows that he has won and how he won re-election because he was assisted by AMERICANS FROM THE FUTURE!!!

In fact they helped him win in 2016.

They helped him in the impeachment trial.

They staged Epstein's suicide and rolled him like a petty criminal.

They gave him Hunter Biden's laptop from the future with all the evidence on it.

They gave Trump everything he needs to drain the swamp and prevent America from becoming a socialist totalitarian dictatorship under the democrats.

The UFO's are actually time machines flown by The United States Space Force, oddly enough the very same space force President Trump created.

In his next term, we will slowly see a rapid acceleration of Human space flight with landings on the moon and Mars as space travel speeds up through quantum leaps in the technology required to go really fucking fast.

We are talking Mar landings in days if not hours.

But wait there is more....

Telsa!!!!

Not the car company but the man himself, Trump has all of the man's secrets and thanks to our visitors from the future he has the keys to unlocking Telsa's secrets and actually creating free energy and the previously mentioned Space Force.

We are also going to find out that China tried to kill us all with a bio-weapon to rewrite future history told to them by their own visitors from the future, disgruntled chinese with their own time ships.

Ever wonder why Operation warp speed seems like such a funny name for a vaccine program?

Thanks to the Americans from the future, we already have the cure, it is trying to reproduce it with today's technology that is taking so long.

But wait there is still more...

The clues have always been there.

Remember those books published in 1890 describing Ba(ron) Trump and the Don and their victories over the Chinese and the Russians?

Deliberately planted from the future so that Nikola Tesla would read them, and it is no coincidence that John G. Trump (The Don's Uncle) went through all of Nikola Tesla's files looking through his secrets.

What if I told you that Elon Musk had been given Tesla's designs for time traveling Space Force UFO's and is using SpaceX to slowly bring them online with Trump's full approval and assistance?

That's just a personal UFO theory of mine, I mean after all who builds a rocket out of Stainless steel anyway.

Do you know anything about Stainless Steel?

Did you know that high quality Stainless steel is non magnetic?

Or that the Van Allen belts are caused by the earth MAGNETIC fields?

Think about it for half a second...

Non magnetic "Starships" passing through the Magnetic Van Allen belt creating their own shielding by the very alloy used to construct them.

And their Raptor Engines...

What if I told you that the raptor engines are just waiting for the right fuel to get a whole lot faster than Methane will push them?

Days or hours instead of months to Mars and back.

Who knows once all of Telsa's designs are revealed Starships may have an entirely different propulsion system altogether...

The Martian government was directed by ten men, the leader of whom was elected by universal suffrage for five years and entitled “Elon.” Two houses of Parliament enacted the laws to be administered by the Elon and his cabinet. The Upper House was called the Council of the Elders and was limited to a membership of 60 persons, each being appointed for life by the Elon as vacancies occurred by death.”....Wernher von Braun, "The Mars Project" 1952

They have always known bits and pieces of what was going to happen and the closer we get to when it actually happens the closer we get to the truth....
 Quoting: Gucky


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so the guy with the ball serves in the air force

gotcha
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It is really eerie Wernher von Braun predicted ELON considering Elon Musk.
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Tldr?
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Is Astromut a time traveler?
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Trump is going to win re-election.

"OP wait a second you said this was a UFO thread, in fact you claimed it was the greatest UFO theory in GLP history???"

Yes I did.

Trump will win because he already knows that he has won and how he won re-election because he was assisted by AMERICANS FROM THE FUTURE!!!

In fact they helped him win in 2016.

They helped him in the impeachment trial.

They staged Epstein's suicide and rolled him like a petty criminal.

They gave him Hunter Biden's laptop from the future with all the evidence on it.

They gave Trump everything he needs to drain the swamp and prevent America from becoming a socialist totalitarian dictatorship under the democrats.

The UFO's are actually time machines flown by The United States Space Force, oddly enough the very same space force President Trump created.

In his next term, we will slowly see a rapid acceleration of Human space flight with landings on the moon and Mars as space travel speeds up through quantum leaps in the technology required to go really fucking fast.

We are talking Mar landings in days if not hours.

But wait there is more....

Telsa!!!!

Not the car company but the man himself, Trump has all of the man's secrets and thanks to our visitors from the future he has the keys to unlocking Telsa's secrets and actually creating free energy and the previously mentioned Space Force.

We are also going to find out that China tried to kill us all with a bio-weapon to rewrite future history told to them by their own visitors from the future, disgruntled chinese with their own time ships.

Ever wonder why Operation warp speed seems like such a funny name for a vaccine program?

Thanks to the Americans from the future, we already have the cure, it is trying to reproduce it with today's technology that is taking so long.

But wait there is still more...

The clues have always been there.

Remember those books published in 1890 describing Ba(ron) Trump and the Don and their victories over the Chinese and the Russians?

Deliberately planted from the future so that Nikola Tesla would read them, and it is no coincidence that John G. Trump (The Don's Uncle) went through all of Nikola Tesla's files looking through his secrets.

What if I told you that Elon Musk had been given Tesla's designs for time traveling Space Force UFO's and is using SpaceX to slowly bring them online with Trump's full approval and assistance?

That's just a personal UFO theory of mine, I mean after all who builds a rocket out of Stainless steel anyway.

Do you know anything about Stainless Steel?

Did you know that high quality Stainless steel is non magnetic?

Or that the Van Allen belts are caused by the earth MAGNETIC fields?

Think about it for half a second...

Non magnetic "Starships" passing through the Magnetic Van Allen belt creating their own shielding by the very alloy used to construct them.

And their Raptor Engines...

What if I told you that the raptor engines are just waiting for the right fuel to get a whole lot faster than Methane will push them?

Days or hours instead of months to Mars and back.

Who knows once all of Telsa's designs are revealed Starships may have an entirely different propulsion system altogether...

The Martian government was directed by ten men, the leader of whom was elected by universal suffrage for five years and entitled “Elon.” Two houses of Parliament enacted the laws to be administered by the Elon and his cabinet. The Upper House was called the Council of the Elders and was limited to a membership of 60 persons, each being appointed for life by the Elon as vacancies occurred by death.”....Wernher von Braun, "The Mars Project" 1952

They have always known bits and pieces of what was going to happen and the closer we get to when it actually happens the closer we get to the truth....
 Quoting: Gucky


And.. Trump lost. Sorry, better luck next time.
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Honesty this is an awesome theory if you read through it all the way for sure ties some things together.

NICE JOB.

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Think about all the things Star Trek used first...

1) cell phones

2) personal hand held computers

3) touch screens

4) medical displays

But wait there is more...



The visitors from the future have been sliding us the tech all along, giving us a taste before they gave us the tech.

Why wouldn't they also assist our politics to ensure that we followed their history?
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hesright
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Very interesting
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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hesright
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I still give it 5 stars for creativity and being in the spirit of GLP.
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Is Astromut a time traveler?
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You'll have to ask him, trust me I am a space mouse...
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Gayest ufo in history
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I do love the part about Space Force! I figured he had to know something we didn’t after he created that branch! I’m really excited!
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Trump is going to win re-election.

"OP wait a second you said this was a UFO thread, in fact you claimed it was the greatest UFO theory in GLP history???"

Yes I did.

Trump will win because he already knows that he has won and how he won re-election because he was assisted by AMERICANS FROM THE FUTURE!!!

In fact they helped him win in 2016.

They helped him in the impeachment trial.

They staged Epstein's suicide and rolled him like a petty criminal.

They gave him Hunter Biden's laptop from the future with all the evidence on it.

They gave Trump everything he needs to drain the swamp and prevent America from becoming a socialist totalitarian dictatorship under the democrats.

The UFO's are actually time machines flown by The United States Space Force, oddly enough the very same space force President Trump created.

In his next term, we will slowly see a rapid acceleration of Human space flight with landings on the moon and Mars as space travel speeds up through quantum leaps in the technology required to go really fucking fast.

We are talking Mar landings in days if not hours.

But wait there is more....

Telsa!!!!

Not the car company but the man himself, Trump has all of the man's secrets and thanks to our visitors from the future he has the keys to unlocking Telsa's secrets and actually creating free energy and the previously mentioned Space Force.

We are also going to find out that China tried to kill us all with a bio-weapon to rewrite future history told to them by their own visitors from the future, disgruntled chinese with their own time ships.

Ever wonder why Operation warp speed seems like such a funny name for a vaccine program?

Thanks to the Americans from the future, we already have the cure, it is trying to reproduce it with today's technology that is taking so long.

But wait there is still more...

The clues have always been there.

Remember those books published in 1890 describing Ba(ron) Trump and the Don and their victories over the Chinese and the Russians?

Deliberately planted from the future so that Nikola Tesla would read them, and it is no coincidence that John G. Trump (The Don's Uncle) went through all of Nikola Tesla's files looking through his secrets.

What if I told you that Elon Musk had been given Tesla's designs for time traveling Space Force UFO's and is using SpaceX to slowly bring them online with Trump's full approval and assistance?

That's just a personal UFO theory of mine, I mean after all who builds a rocket out of Stainless steel anyway.

Do you know anything about Stainless Steel?

Did you know that high quality Stainless steel is non magnetic?

Or that the Van Allen belts are caused by the earth MAGNETIC fields?

Think about it for half a second...

Non magnetic "Starships" passing through the Magnetic Van Allen belt creating their own shielding by the very alloy used to construct them.

And their Raptor Engines...

What if I told you that the raptor engines are just waiting for the right fuel to get a whole lot faster than Methane will push them?

Days or hours instead of months to Mars and back.

Who knows once all of Telsa's designs are revealed Starships may have an entirely different propulsion system altogether...

The Martian government was directed by ten men, the leader of whom was elected by universal suffrage for five years and entitled “Elon.” Two houses of Parliament enacted the laws to be administered by the Elon and his cabinet. The Upper House was called the Council of the Elders and was limited to a membership of 60 persons, each being appointed for life by the Elon as vacancies occurred by death.”....Wernher von Braun, "The Mars Project" 1952

They have always known bits and pieces of what was going to happen and the closer we get to when it actually happens the closer we get to the truth....
 Quoting: Gucky


And.. Trump lost. Sorry, better luck next time.
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Dhimmirats seem awfully panicked, can't even feign smugness as usual





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