From the Flight Deck | |
fieldolight User ID: 216389 United States 11/05/2007 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Veracity (OP) User ID: 297086 United States 11/05/2007 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a joke bud, but better told in the first person. "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" - Jimi Hendrix "Starve the ego; Feed the soul." - DJ AM The sanctity of the State becomes identified with the sanctity of the ruling class, and the latter are permitted to remain in power under the impression that in obeying and serving them, we are obeying and serving society, the nation, the great collectivity of all of us" - Randolph Bourne |
Evil Twin User ID: 77197 United States 11/05/2007 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
STOP!! YOU'RE KILLING ME User ID: 25 United States 11/05/2007 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I'm flying from Chicago to Las Vegas. We're at cruising altitude and the captain comes on and gives us the speech about flight time and how were supposed to "sit back and relax". What he didn't realize however is that his mic never disconnected from the PA system. He starts talking to his co-pilot about how shitty the airline business is, how he hates his job and "what he REALLY need RIGHT NOW is a hot cup of coffee and a fucking BLOW JOB". "I hear that" says the copilot. Quoting: VeracityMeanwhile the lead male flight attendant goes completely pale, drops what he was doing and thus begins a MAD panicked dash to the flight deck at which point an elderly female passenger cackles out from the back of the plane, "DON"T FORGET THE COFFEE"!!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 251194 United States 11/05/2007 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74018 United States 11/05/2007 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |