Guys I’m just here to clear this story up. That was me who rented the storage unit, dominion voting systems is just my wife’s dominatrix name since she gives me a vote in the dom session but it’s always a stalemate since she has the other vote.

The whole hostage situation was just a misunderstanding they weren’t hostages they made up that story on the radio so we could buy time to throw a Pokémon card game but then it escalated as the radio traveled and we cut it short before I could even evolve my squirtle. Oh well you live and learn but everything’s fine, nobody is hostage and no shots were fired those were the sounds of us smashing our glass pokeballs which we do to start our match