Major Happening YOU MUST PREPARE

Calling all trucks
This here's The Duck
and I'm about to put the hammer down.

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Your Aunt said your "Uncle" forgot to take his meds today.

She also said to clean your room, or no TV tonight!

How does one prepare with no idea what is coming? Drought or flood? Blizzard or heatwave? Plague of locusts or just a plague?

Pheeewww, I though you were going to say you were about to get laid.

Lol

EVERYONE PANIC THERE'S NO TIME LEFT

Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean that they aren't after me!

LOL

OP, Do you mean the truck strike is back on!?

It must not be that bad if he didn't tell you about it.

He would've asked you to bring your tomato plants inside.

I aint no Mack! I’m a Peterbilt for dang sake!

Get ready!!!

For incomplete sentences...

Way to many idiots with pinning power here.

I feel bad for the OP.
He might be young like 18 years old and just starting to get the hang of glp
You're doing great OP.

Next time, try to bring in some added information for more suspense. you'll get more creative with time!

I love LARPING over CB. Glad your uncle got my message.

Yeah, breaker one-nine
This here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon?
Uh, yeah, Ten-Four Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, its a big Ten-Four there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, Good Buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy

Maybe you should pull out of your sister and take some deep breaths before you post. You’re not making any sense.

Did you just wake up from a doom porn nap OP???

DAMN... is that John Kerry with his mask off ?

So what you’re saying is,

something’s happening here,

but what it is, ain’t exactly clear?

You are a generous person with thought provoking wisdom. Kudos to you. Perhaps you are spot on.

Yeah bwahahaha. GLP should hire an English teacher to grade every post for grammar bwahahahaha!!

Wow, he heard it on the CB, that's about as reliable as graffiti on the bathroom wall.

What a lot of shite.