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Could use a prayer or two. I’ve got some COVID-19 symptoms and went for a test today.

 
Butch DeFeo

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11/23/2020 11:30 PM
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Re: Could use a prayer or two. I’ve got some COVID-19 symptoms and went for a test today.
Jeeez Now, at the first sign of a cold, or some form of cough, everyone believes it is the dreaded COVID virus!

It's weird that someone who reads GLP would fall for it, though.
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11/23/2020 11:31 PM
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Re: Could use a prayer or two. I’ve got some COVID-19 symptoms and went for a test today.
Prayers are fine, but in the meantime why don’t you sashay up to the board’s search function and research Ivermectin as well as Quercitin and Zinc.

For your consideration:

Religious guy’s house is in a flood plain. Flood comes. Water’s up to the attic and rising.
He gets on the roof.
Neighbor with boat comes by, shouts “Get in the boat!”
He says, “No, God’ll save me”.
Boat departs.
Few minutes later, water’s getting close to the peak.
Another neighbor come by with a boat.
“Get in the boat!”
“No, God’ll save me.”
Again, boat departs.
Few more minutes, water’s covering the roof and he’s up to his waist.
Rescue helicopter appears overhead with a basket.
Over the loudspeaker, “Hurry, get in the basket!”
Hollers back, “NO, GOD’LL SAVE ME!”
Helicopter leaves.
Water’s up to his chin, the current pulls him off the roof and he drowns,
Once in heaven he asks God why he didn’t save him.
God says, “What do you want? I sent you two boats and a helicopter!”
Anonymous Coward
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11/23/2020 11:33 PM
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Re: Could use a prayer or two. I’ve got some COVID-19 symptoms and went for a test today.
Death rate is less than the flu if you’re under 65.
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11/23/2020 11:35 PM
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Re: Could use a prayer or two. I’ve got some COVID-19 symptoms and went for a test today.
Anyway my taste and smell aren’t gone... yet.

I’m still in the window for it though and I’m not feelin‘ too spry (well).

But yeah if anyone wants to send one to the big guy on my humble behalf I’d appreciate it. My official results will be in Wednesday or Friday afternoon.
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President Elect Starrynight

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11/24/2020 12:39 AM

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Re: Could use a prayer or two. I’ve got some COVID-19 symptoms and went for a test today.
Prayers for you that you start feeling better soon. Have a speedy recovery.
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11/24/2020 12:41 AM
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Re: Could use a prayer or two. I’ve got some COVID-19 symptoms and went for a test today.
Anyway my taste and smell aren’t gone... yet.

I’m still in the window for it though and I’m not feelin‘ too spry (well).

But yeah if anyone wants to send one to the big guy on my humble behalf I’d appreciate it. My official results will be in Wednesday or Friday afternoon.
 Quoting: Tennessee Patriot


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thank you internet toughguy
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11/24/2020 12:50 AM

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I hope you'll be fine soon - you will be!


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11/24/2020 06:56 AM

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Re: Could use a prayer or two. I’ve got some COVID-19 symptoms and went for a test today.
I hope you'll be fine soon - you will be!


wellsoon
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such pretty flowers!

OP, will pray for you and want you to know, you have a great chance of remaining well. Ivermectin is treatment as well as prevention. Available at rural king, etc.


keep us posted, and you will be in my thoughts as well as my daily GLP prayer.... for all here who ask for it, and all who do not ask but need it.

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