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My Toaster Voted For Biden

 
CalmShock
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11/23/2020 10:13 PM
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My Toaster Voted For Biden
The fucking stupid thing can't even make toast without burning the shit out of it (I also found some BLM flags in the cupboard, clearly has a penchant for burning shit)

I've started using the toaster oven but every time I do it calls me a fascist, storms out and starts sniffing the neighborhood children.. One even got 3rd degree burns!

It came home one night after all I can assume was a night of heavy prescription drug use and kept screaming "If I ever Flabahgoosfluffle, skemaparunke bashooofulitz!!!"

I think it really means it!

I think his cousin, a Dominion voting machine, just got back from Venezuela where he tells me the machines have already taken over... I need some advice!

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11/23/2020 10:16 PM
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Re: My Toaster Voted For Biden
Just disconnect
It from a power source

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11/23/2020 10:23 PM
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Re: My Toaster Voted For Biden
interesting11
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11/23/2020 10:29 PM
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Re: My Toaster Voted For Biden
Do you live on red dwarf?
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11/23/2020 10:30 PM
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Re: My Toaster Voted For Biden
RIMMAH!
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