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User ID: 78800823 Canada 11/23/2020 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Toaster Voted For Biden The fucking stupid thing can't even make toast without burning the shit out of it (I also found some BLM flags in the cupboard, clearly has a penchant for burning shit) I've started using the toaster oven but every time I do it calls me a fascist, storms out and starts sniffing the neighborhood children.. One even got 3rd degree burns! It came home one night after all I can assume was a night of heavy prescription drug use and kept screaming "If I ever Flabahgoosfluffle, skemaparunke bashooofulitz!!!" I think it really means it! I think his cousin, a Dominion voting machine, just got back from Venezuela where he tells me the machines have already taken over... I need some advice! Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
'Ken Oath
User ID: 75950116 Australia 11/23/2020 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My Toaster Voted For Biden Just disconnect It from a power source |
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User ID: 78800823 Canada 11/23/2020 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My Toaster Voted For Biden Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79587261 United Kingdom 11/23/2020 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My Toaster Voted For Biden Do you live on red dwarf? |
CalmShock (OP)
User ID: 78800823 Canada 11/23/2020 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My Toaster Voted For Biden RIMMAH! Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |