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The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!

 
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The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
It has plagued me since I was a kid. I've lost the count of how many times I've scratched the insides of my ears raw and bloody with a Q-tip (with the cotton ball removed). Pain and blood leaking out is so much better than the itch.

Doctors say there's nothing wrong. No fungal infection, dermatitis, nothing out of ordinary.

Desinfectants, creams, lotions, hydrocortisone (creams and liquid), nothing worked.

Now I have discovered what works:

PREPARATION H - STRAIGHT INTO THE EAR CANAL!

No itch. No itch! No itch!!!

I can't believe this!
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11/24/2020 01:16 PM

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You'll be farting through your ear within 48 hours.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

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You'll be farting through your ear within 48 hours.
 Quoting: last one


You know, I would give a damn.

I'd be ear-farting with a smile on my face.
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You'll be farting through your ear within 48 hours.
 Quoting: last one


You know, I would give a damn.

I'd be ear-farting with a smile on my face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61328135


Would not give a damn.
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11/24/2020 01:19 PM
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Re: The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
Interesting OP.
I have had this problem with my ear for over a year now.
I've been putting drops of Oil of Oregano into my ear. It helps for about 3-4 days but then the itch comes back. Normally during the day I don't notice it but at night time when I go to bed and relax and unwind it becomes unbearable sometimes.
I may try your solution.
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11/24/2020 01:36 PM

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Re: The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
Nutribiotic GSE (grapefruit seed extract) eardrops works for me. It also has tea tree oil in it.

It's hard to get the drops deep in there so I soak the tip of a qtip and apply it that way.

Like you OP, I had little success with hydrocortisone.
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11/24/2020 01:38 PM

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Interesting OP.
I have had this problem with my ear for over a year now.
I've been putting drops of Oil of Oregano into my ear. It helps for about 3-4 days but then the itch comes back. Normally during the day I don't notice it but at night time when I go to bed and relax and unwind it becomes unbearable sometimes.
I may try your solution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72530568


A warning to anyone considering oregano oil.

Make sure it's sufficiently diluted. Straight oregano oil will burn you.
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11/24/2020 01:38 PM
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Thread: To the person who recommended pouring gasoline on my athlete's foot... FUCK YOU!
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11/24/2020 01:39 PM
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never use q tips OP!!!!! bad bad bad!


hydrogen peroxide then some rubbing alcohol... just put a tablespoon of peroxide in one ear, then tilt head to the side and let it sit there a minute. then repea on the other side, then repeat that process w the isopropyl.
~Hic Manebimus Optime~
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Re: The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
Interesting OP.
I have had this problem with my ear for over a year now.
I've been putting drops of Oil of Oregano into my ear. It helps for about 3-4 days but then the itch comes back. Normally during the day I don't notice it but at night time when I go to bed and relax and unwind it becomes unbearable sometimes.
I may try your solution.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72530568


A warning to anyone considering oregano oil.

Make sure it's sufficiently diluted. Straight oregano oil will burn you.
 Quoting: CK Dexter Haven


yes.
Oil of Oregano is off the shelf stuff that is already diluted, usually with olive oil.
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Re: The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
if nothing else works. peel a clove of garlic, cut it in half width-wise. so it makes 2 earplug shapes. then place them JUST INSIDE THE EAR, NOT IN THE EAR CANAL. Put some medica tape over it so it doesnt fall out. leave some space for air to move in and out... and for hearing.

also works if you have cold symptoms
~Hic Manebimus Optime~
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11/24/2020 01:59 PM

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Re: The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
I also have this problem, it just started out of the blue.

After researching the subject further I have come to the conclusion that the itchiness is due to: wait for it....

Overcleaning, by cleaning your ear canals too often, the protective wax which is antibacterial is therefore removed and leaves it unprotected and vulnerable to infection.

I know it's hard to not clean them everyday, but try it, it works.

5 stars
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11/25/2020 11:17 AM
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Re: The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
never use q tips OP!!!!! bad bad bad!


hydrogen peroxide then some rubbing alcohol... just put a tablespoon of peroxide in one ear, then tilt head to the side and let it sit there a minute. then repea on the other side, then repeat that process w the isopropyl.
 Quoting: Plato II


OP here on a different IP.

Of course Q-tips are bad. I have also used a sharp pencil and a small iron file. Anything to damage the skin. Pain was always preferable to the itch.

I read earlier on GLP about hydrogen peroxide and tried it. Didn't help.
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11/25/2020 11:22 AM

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never use q tips OP!!!!! bad bad bad!


hydrogen peroxide then some rubbing alcohol... just put a tablespoon of peroxide in one ear, then tilt head to the side and let it sit there a minute. then repea on the other side, then repeat that process w the isopropyl.
 Quoting: Plato II


OP here on a different IP.

Of course Q-tips are bad. I have also used a sharp pencil and a small iron file. Anything to damage the skin. Pain was always preferable to the itch.

I read earlier on GLP about hydrogen peroxide and tried it. Didn't help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59966490


That peroxide stuff is for swimmers ear
That’s not what this is
Actually good to know others have this problem
One time a doc diagnosed mine as eczema of the ear canal and prescribed a drug called Vytone, which was a blessed relief
“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act’
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11/25/2020 11:26 AM
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Re: The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
Ear candle
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11/25/2020 11:27 AM
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Re: The problem of infernal ear canal itch - SOLUTION FOUND!
They use "cue commands" for various things

I am sure they use it for this too. I seen some robot people having itching and attached some spiritual meaning to it

I happen to have figured out how to "record " them

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