Can any of the anti-catholic shills here prove that they even understand Catholic theology?

I see a lot of attacks against the Catholic Church on this forum. Often, it's by extreme nutjobs who have completely bastardized the Christian religion in order to shoehorn it into their idiosyncratic personality rather than adapting their life to Jesus.

The attacks, however, are very immature and usually reflect a profound ignorance of what the Catholic Church teaches. Instead, the views reflect false Protestant strawman objections to things that the Church never taught.

Secondly, people on here seem to be so inured by political mudslinging, that they are now convinced that ad hominem attacks and poisoning the well fallacies somehow determine what is true and what isn't.

So, let's see what ya's got.

BTW: Anyone who deflects from the topic and tries to turn this into a personal pissing contest, I will warn them twice before banning them from the thread. THis thread is about Catholic theology, not about if you can beat me in a debate. If you really want a pissing contest that bad, the only way I will do a debate is one on one with a moderator on live video. Otherwise it just turns into an annoying game of pigeon chess that I don't care to participate in.