Seal the got dang bag!

Well here is my glorious story of the day. I bought myself a box of cheese-it's the other day. You know, because Dad loves cheese-it's and just wants a delicious cheese-it once in a while. Today Dad went to get a cheese-it and someone already opened the package and had some. Nothing wrong with that... except someone didn't bother to SEAL THE FUCKING BAG back up. Now what used to be crispy delicious morsels of cheese are now stale bland pieces of fucking shit. Dad can't have anything anymore. No, Dad is an asshole stupid man who gets to eat stale shit all day long. Faaaaaaaaak!!!!

Moral of the story, just seal the dam bags people. Take some crackers, chips, what have you, then seal the bag! It’s easy! Takes 10 seconds.