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Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.

 
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
SEND EM TO DC!!!
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
They look like Brazilian Beavers.
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I am a big fan of Brazilian Beavers. :)
But these are Giant killer otters from hell.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Otters and beavers are little bitches. They are cute, but I saw one once while riding my bike past a dam and the look I got--well I'm not stupid. I rode fast the hell outta there.

These animals are known for being savage, I looked it up and now I'm fricken scared of them.

Ima start taking my bicycle rides with my 38 Ruger tucked in at this rate. Thank God we are open carry--these baddies are all over the damn place here. Shit.
 Quoting: LaGata


These ones are in Brazil.
The otters in the Western US are smaller and nicer. They just want to munch on abalone and float around.





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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Otters and beavers are little bitches. They are cute, but I saw one once while riding my bike past a dam and the look I got--well I'm not stupid. I rode fast the hell outta there.

These animals are known for being savage, I looked it up and now I'm fricken scared of them.

Ima start taking my bicycle rides with my 38 Ruger tucked in at this rate. Thank God we are open carry--these baddies are all over the damn place here. Shit.
 Quoting: LaGata


These ones are in Brazil.
The otters in the Western US are smaller and nicer. They just want to much on abalone and float around.




 Quoting: Justme C'est Moi


I know the sea otters are sweet generally speaking-- but the beavers in this country setting are NOT! They are crazy ass buggers and will go after you. It's a known fact here. They chase people and other animals, and operate in packs similarly.

Edit: I'm on the opposite coast btw

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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Otters and beavers are little bitches. They are cute, but I saw one once while riding my bike past a dam and the look I got--well I'm not stupid. I rode fast the hell outta there.

These animals are known for being savage, I looked it up and now I'm fricken scared of them.

Ima start taking my bicycle rides with my 38 Ruger tucked in at this rate. Thank God we are open carry--these baddies are all over the damn place here. Shit.
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I think most of these Missing 411 attacks are beavers on meth.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
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When her pussy stank.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
You could say they have a Otter disregard for others.
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You could say they have a Otter disregard for others.
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Lol
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
I think they are cute,love to have one,and take it to Seattle.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
We have small river otters around here. They seem very curious and playful. My dogs always like to see them.
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They will kill your dog
They do work in packs and bite their prey repeatedly from all sides
Brutal animals, very dangerous
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Thanks that was super interesting. Wonder if they are related to sea lions cause they are really aggressive as well.
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I think they are cute,love to have one,and take it to Seattle.
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it could be in charge of chaz..or replace inslee..

both good positions for an otter
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
They look like Godzilla in the face, without the scales.

Otterzilla!
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Otters and beavers are little bitches. They are cute, but I saw one once while riding my bike past a dam and the look I got--well I'm not stupid. I rode fast the hell outta there.

These animals are known for being savage, I looked it up and now I'm fricken scared of them.

Ima start taking my bicycle rides with my 38 Ruger tucked in at this rate. Thank God we are open carry--these baddies are all over the damn place here. Shit.
 Quoting: LaGata


The otter was riding your bike!?

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Bullets more bullets
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That was my thought.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Hippos would sort those buggers out.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Hippos would sort those buggers out.
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I dunno man those things in packs might bleed out a hippo, or at least make him retreat. I do get it though - hippo is the king killer.

Never heard about his type of otter, terrifying.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Loch Ness monsters, the whole lot.
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00 buck will do the trick.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
You people are probably also terrified of possums.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
thank you for the post OP!
i had no idea there were KILLER otters...

deadly little fuckers.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
Nobody cares... Go post this dumb shit on the Bronx Zoo kids Twitter page
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Stop speaking for other people you degenerate
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
I had no idea about this. Scared me, lol. I'll be sure to keep this in mind if I'm ever in Giant Otter territory.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
DaHam ... some scary evil creatures right there ... I will never think of otters the same way ... nice post O.P. ...
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
They look like Brazilian Beavers.
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Way to hairy to be a Brazilian beaver.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
They look like Brazilian Beavers.
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Way to hairy to be a Brazilian beaver.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
They look like Brazilian Beavers.
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Way to hairy to be a Brazilian beaver.
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The Honey Badger Says To>>>stfu
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Agreed. While these are fierce, the heroism of honey badger is in TAKING a beating and not giving a f@!$.
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Re: Giant otters kill everything. Crocs, Jaguars. giant snakes. Move over Honey Badger, there's a new king in town.
thank you for the post OP!
i had no idea there were KILLER otters...

deadly little fuckers.
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Well, my kids enjoy watching the otters swim at the zoo and think they’re cute. This might shatter their perception of reality.





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