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WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .

 
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WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
nothing happened.... no "excuse me" NOTHING.


So all you ASSHOLES mocking Trump are idiots...

... who probably fart like a high pitched whistle and squeeze your butt cheeks trying to let it out very slowly ...trying to camouflage it. butt

so stfu..
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
Better a high-pitched “whistle“ — signaling structural integrity — than an uncontrollably, gaping “whoosh!” — signaling structural collapse.
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
Don't forget old Joes fart
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
nothing happened.... no "excuse me" NOTHING.


So all you ASSHOLES mocking Trump are idiots...

... who probably fart like a high pitched whistle and squeeze your butt cheeks trying to let it out very slowly ...trying to camouflage it. butt

so stfu..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79752013


Seriously, THIS is what concerns you at this time???

The fact that this is even a topic for conversation with this president, given the current situation with the US, is quite disturbing in itself...

Trumpsters will defend him for anything. This has already been established. Perhaps move on to doing your research regarding the more serious aspects Trump has been mocked for?? There are many...
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
if you don't check your butthole for wetness using a finger after you fart than you are just a animal
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
"WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me."


True
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
We're praising Trump for his manly farts now?

OK, I'm in. I support this thread.
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
Trump doesn't have time to leave to fart. He has to do it right there during business. All world leaders do it commonly and openly.
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
He is sending a coded message. Get ready folks.
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
Who has ever hot boxed an elevator with farts before they got off it?

It works best after a night of beer and pizza binging, but be careful not to shart by accident unless you're close to home or you've got a towel to sit on as you drive home.
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
He is sending a coded message. Get ready folks.
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Release the kraken!
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
Better a high-pitched “whistle“ — signaling structural integrity — than an uncontrollably, gaping “whoosh!” — signaling structural collapse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72926534


Lol
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
Better a high-pitched “whistle“ — signaling structural integrity — than an uncontrollably, gaping “whoosh!” — signaling structural collapse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72926534


Lol
 Quoting: PlantPowered


No, this is all wrong. Fartaltonic range is directly related to anularchronal experience, and also heavily influenced by average digestotextural structure. In laymans terms, higher pitched braps indicate youth and a weak diet containing mostly liquids, while deeper fartage usually means an older farter eating solid food. Interesting fact - highly accurate estimates of guff note can be made using scatametrics, specifically stool circumference.
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
Trump's got a low fart indicative of a loose anus from too much anal sex.
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Re: WHEN A REAL MAN FARTS - he does it low (like Trump) and says excuse me. Swalwell and Nadler FILLED their underwear and pretended. . .
Trump's got a low fart indicative of a loose anus from too much anal sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70913582


As i explained in too much detail in my above post, lower pitched farts are a result of age and diet. The over 85s often begin to pass gas at frequencies too low for humans to hear. There is copious evidence for this from USGS survey data, and from around the world using the ELF monitoring network.





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