Lynn wood JUST CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79464541 ![]() 01/09/2021 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77428388 ![]() 01/09/2021 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He said a kraken ate through the power line at the EBS complex and the clock stopped. Broadcast when the clock catches back up to GMT. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77428388 Did Lin tell you to misspell his first name so that your thread would look like a retard posted it? Yes he did. He also provided an update... Sidney was working to repair the line... had her butt splices, strippers, and heat shrink on site... repair was 98% when the krakin came in for round 2. Things are really a mess right now, they're looking at bringing the tesla generator into action as grid connection is impossible with the kraken lurking around. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77428388 ![]() 01/09/2021 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Things are going from bad to worse at the EBSHQ! It's reported that Sidney and the kraken are doing the nasty in the van down by the river and the Tesla genny is sitting idle. Rumor is, the fat man is the last man alive with the knowledge to get the tesla going. Newsmax has reached out to InfoWars for fatman's availability and it's reported he's OD'd on neutraceuticals and the local ER is overwhelmed with covid cases so his status is precarious. Updates as info beocomes available. Texting from my fliphone so spelling errors. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77428388 ![]() 01/10/2021 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fatman will be remembered as the hero that enabled the revolution. He and pitchinik burned a bunch of watermarked ballots in the flux capacitor catalyst chamber and got the tesla genny going. EBS announcement at 11 est, or 12, or 13, or 14, or 15, or 16. Stay tuned... BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IMMINENT! WE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |