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Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. |
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User ID: 77803187 United Kingdom 01/12/2021 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. A Labour politician has claimed he fathered a child with an alien he regularly meets up with for extra-terrestrial sex. Councillor Simon Parkes, who sits on Whitby town council in North Yorkshire, made the comments in a 2011 interview featured on a new Channel 4 documentary – Confessions of an Alien Abductee. The 53-year-old driving instructor said his wife was ‘unhappy’ about the alien affair but said he doesn’t see it as wrong as ‘it is not a human level’. Mr Parkes says he is beamed up for space sex four times a year by the extra-terrestrial he calls the Cat Queen and claims they have a child together called Zarka. Simon Parkes: Labour politician ‘fathered child with Cat Queen alien’ [ link to metro.co.uk (secure)] Last Edited by SovereignMe on 01/12/2021 03:34 AM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77658438 United States 01/12/2021 03:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. A Labour politician has claimed he fathered a child with an alien he regularly meets up with for extra-terrestrial sex. Councillor Simon Parkes, who sits on Whitby town council in North Yorkshire, made the comments in a 2011 interview featured on a new Channel 4 documentary – Confessions of an Alien Abductee. The 53-year-old driving instructor said his wife was ‘unhappy’ about the alien affair but said he doesn’t see it as wrong as ‘it is not a human level’. Mr Parkes says he is beamed up for space sex four times a year by the extra-terrestrial he calls the Cat Queen and claims they have a child together called Zarka. Simon Parkes: Labour politician ‘fathered child with Cat Queen alien’ [ link to metro.co.uk (secure)] Quoting: SovereignMe |
FightForTrump!
User ID: 79684852 United States 01/12/2021 05:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. I've met a few cat queens. Not someone you want to lay down with! 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV
Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77811198 Mexico 01/12/2021 05:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. |
MissInformed
User ID: 31500520 United Kingdom 01/12/2021 05:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. I've seen all that. What's a good way to discredit someone? Think about it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79905635 Sweden 01/12/2021 05:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. I can't judge his experiences, as I don't belong to his timeline and family and am not All Knowing anyways.
He also said he's 1 third human, 1 third reptillian and 1 third mantis. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77811198 Mexico 01/12/2021 06:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. I've seen all that. What's a good way to discredit someone? Think about it.
Quoting: MissInformed You mean, discredit himself. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79905097 Germany 01/12/2021 07:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. |
Black Unit
User ID: 78878820 United States 01/12/2021 07:49 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. Well duh, this is GLP |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79887765 United States 01/12/2021 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. Well duh, this is GLP
Quoting: Black Unit Jerry "Moon Beam" Brown got ahead in life with his experience meeting aliens. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79899083 United Kingdom 01/12/2021 08:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. A Labour councillor who had a baby with an alien has the inside scoop on the psyop that is Q?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH, best fucking laugh I've had in ages!!!!
Keep em coming, oh my sides are aching from the laughing! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73875071 United States 01/12/2021 08:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. A feathered child cat lady alien? OMFG!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79536783 Singapore 01/12/2021 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. So, this guy is bat shit crazy? Who would have guessed.. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77767136 Sweden 01/12/2021 08:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. Can't blame him for nailing an anime girl from space. Eight fingers is a bit of a turnoff to be sure, but the cute cat ears make up for it! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78435341 United Kingdom 01/12/2021 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. |
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User ID: 75135896 United States 01/12/2021 08:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. Seems like a reliable source to me? |
Coloradical
User ID: 79468053 United States 01/12/2021 08:42 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. Thank you OP! Bout time this was posted. 5 stars for you. Coloradical |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78902341 United Kingdom 01/12/2021 08:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. His following on YouTube has exploded over the past few days. He's now in direct contact with Q, so he says. Glad to see that other people can see straight through this con artists lies and disinfo! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77811198 Mexico 01/12/2021 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. His following on YouTube has exploded over the past few days. He's now in direct contact with Q, so he says. Glad to see that other people can see straight through this con artists lies and disinfo!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78902341 He is providing hope for free over YouTube. Considering how desolate reality looks for Trump supporters, it’s not a surprise he is doing so well. ...that doesn’t mean it’s OK to give in to fantasy. |
Beyond
User ID: 77623421 United States 01/18/2021 08:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. No source for BS. /ignore Not anutter cig nature. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72231452 United States 01/18/2021 08:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Simon Parkes, alien abductee, fathered a child with cat lady alien. Your news source for BS. There are no credible news sources. OP is a brain dead zombie who loves his state media. |
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