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50 years old today....Wish me a happy birthday or make suggestions

 
Anonymous Coward
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Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good day, mine is Friday I'll be 45
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There's a time and place for everything and this place is neither for your facebook post.
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not even facebook is the place for a facebook post.....
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Congratulations on turning 50. Enjoy your day!
birthday
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Happy Birthday!

50's the New 30's

Life Begins in your 50's.

Really, I am 72 !!

Enjoy LIFE.

God Loves You.
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Happy birth day fellow glper mine is on the 20 the coming up sad day shared with ready for this jeffrey epstein and edgar allen poe. seize the night good man or woman.
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You have a wife? Have good sex!
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50 ??? WELL, I AM COMING 47... 1000 PUSH-UPS DAILY AND 500 JUMPING JACKS EVERY MORNING AND NO FAT ON ME ANYWHERE!!!

POINT BEING... AGE; GET A D-VORCE AND FIND A MATE 1/2 YOUR AGE !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... BUT YU ARE NOT OLD!
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Quit whining and begging to be worshiped because you were born.
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Warmest of birthday wishes to you hf Celebrate with some lovely tea and try making some Slav food items? :)
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Happy Birthday!

Suggestion...if you’re married never stop having sex until you’re much much older and physically unable.
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Happy birthday!
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Funny first thing that came up was a "matching" post wishing Rush Limbaugh a happy birthday.

Well today is my birthday too

(and Kirstie Alley and Howard Stern as well).

Normally we cross the US/CAnada border and have a night across the border and go out to dinner. Can't do that.

Can't even go out to dinner (restaurants all closed).

Any suggestions for me today?
 Quoting: Asymptote


HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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birthdayhf
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50 ??? WELL, I AM COMING 47... 1000 PUSH-UPS DAILY AND 500 JUMPING JACKS EVERY MORNING AND NO FAT ON ME ANYWHERE!!!

POINT BEING... AGE; GET A D-VORCE AND FIND A MATE 1/2 YOUR AGE !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... BUT YU ARE NOT OLD!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43501594


You come across as someone that nobody should be around, enjoy your mirror.

I bet you go jogging after thanksgiving dinner while your family spends time together.
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Happy Birthday to YOU..!!!
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Go to 0 cholesterol now.Have fun,retire early.The first ten years of my retirement were the best ten years of my life.
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Re: 50 years old today....Wish me a happy birthday or make suggestions
Funny first thing that came up was a "matching" post wishing Rush Limbaugh a happy birthday.

Well today is my birthday too

(and Kirstie Alley and Howard Stern as well).

Normally we cross the US/CAnada border and have a night across the border and go out to dinner. Can't do that.

Can't even go out to dinner (restaurants all closed).

Any suggestions for me today?
 Quoting: Asymptote


Happy Birthday from Africa! I'll be turning 50 too in July.
Checkout my profile for a contact and send me a mail and I'll send you a Skype link for a live bushwalk.

hf
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Happy birthday my friend. Hope you have a nice hangover in the morning and you get laid.

For real happy birthday

bda
 Quoting: Bush Master

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50 ??? WELL, I AM COMING 47... 1000 PUSH-UPS DAILY AND 500 JUMPING JACKS EVERY MORNING AND NO FAT ON ME ANYWHERE!!!

POINT BEING... AGE; GET A D-VORCE AND FIND A MATE 1/2 YOUR AGE !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... BUT YU ARE NOT OLD!
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Opie, this terrible advice.
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Best way to celebrate the VIP room at your favorite strip club. Yes they are open at least here in atlanta.
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01/13/2021 12:01 AM
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Bake your own cake, doesn't matter if it turns out goofy, that's half the fun.
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01/13/2021 12:05 AM
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Happy Birthday Toots !
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Also, memento mori.


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Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Happy Birthday!!!

It's my Bday too...

Gotcha by 11 years. You are still young...
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Re: 50 years old today....Wish me a happy birthday or make suggestions
Now you only have 20-30 years of life left. Make them all count by having enough money stashed away so you can enjoy your remaining years. If your 401K looks small, then start putting a lot of cash into it. Don't retire until you are 62 and you will have 12 years to pad your retirement. Start looking right now at what your retirement expenses will be. i.e. health insurance, life insurance, taxes, etc. because if you do not do that right now and get a grip on those payouts you will be left with nothing to purchase groceries. It costs a lot of money for insurance, unless you get on medicare but that won't be until you turn 65.

Start pumping money into a good mutual fund which has a good rate of return. Learn how to manage your money and do not let someone else have control of it. You will be left empty handed and eating alpo for dinner.

Pay off all of your debts, learn how to live below your means, don't go out and buy ridiculous material items, like a new car, truck, golf clubs, or bass boat. Your time on earth is short and you will want to live the best life your retirement monies can provide.

Also look at tossing your cash, retirement savings, and house into a trust. Talk to a lawyer about the advantages of trusts. Might save you some tax bills. A hundred bucks today talking to a lawyer might save you thousands of dollars in 15 years. Please think about it.

Happy b-day. Hope all goes will with the rest of your life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79660464

Relax life begins at 50.

I had one property at 50 and in past 15 years bought 3 more and sold one recently...Retired a year ago at 64. This decade, your 50s, is your ‘own the world’ decade, make the most of it and you’ll retire like a boss.

Do your own thing for retirement and remember to shift to non retirement assets so you aren’t strapped with ridiculous tax bills in your 70s on taxable retirement plans and taxable social security. Get smart ahead of time!

Happy Birthday!
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50 ??? WELL, I AM COMING 47... 1000 PUSH-UPS DAILY AND 500 JUMPING JACKS EVERY MORNING AND NO FAT ON ME ANYWHERE!!!

POINT BEING... AGE; GET A D-VORCE AND FIND A MATE 1/2 YOUR AGE !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... BUT YU ARE NOT OLD!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43501594


1000 push-ups?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 50 is a great age! (I remember, LOL!) How about recognizing how wonderful you are, and that you have so much more potential than you can ever imagine? You could also write down/draw in immense detail all your future projects, thus pushing them towards manifestation.
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