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You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?

 
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01/13/2021 01:01 PM
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You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
After it gets over about 1/8th of an inch in length it's such a relief to shave that itchy shit off.

I don't think it applies to all men, just those of us who are infested with fungus.
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01/13/2021 01:02 PM

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beard
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01/13/2021 01:03 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Rub scalp with some tea tree oil and fix the diet.
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Beardsters gotta beard!

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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
:beard:
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


Is that you?
Yeah, I'm not doing that.

Not a bad beard.
Butch DeFeo

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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Use hair CONDITIONER on it in the shower.
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Use hair CONDITIONER on it in the shower.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Hes right

Also get a decent beard brush.
That will help scratch it.

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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
It's a stage. It stops after about 2 weeks. Nut up!
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beard
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatface


Is that you?
Yeah, I'm not doing that.

Not a bad beard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


Pretty sure it's David Letterman
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Rub scalp with some tea tree oil and fix the diet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79543875


Tea tree oil penetrates, this I know.
But it still won't fix my dandruff.

I think if you have dandruff your beard is gonna itch.
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01/13/2021 01:10 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
My Bush is out to here! I can't even trim it cause the itching drives me crazy when I do.
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01/13/2021 01:13 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Why would a man wear a beard, instead of being clean-shaven?

And, you can fuck right off with your, "only slaves were clean-shaven, in Rome."

drevil
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01/13/2021 01:27 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Why would a man wear a beard, instead of being clean-shaven?

And, you can fuck right off with your, "only slaves were clean-shaven, in Rome."

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79726297


Beards are natural and differentiate from females. There's a lot to be said for that which is natural and styling.
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01/13/2021 01:30 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Why would a man wear a beard, instead of being clean-shaven?

And, you can fuck right off with your, "only slaves were clean-shaven, in Rome."

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79726297


Beards are natural and differentiate from females. There's a lot to be said for that which is natural and styling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


Well, I disagree.

I'm 66 years old, and always loathed facial hair.

And, yes, I like women, before you say I'm a phagg.

In fact, most guys seem to be clean-shaven.
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01/13/2021 01:34 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Why would a man wear a beard, instead of being clean-shaven?

And, you can fuck right off with your, "only slaves were clean-shaven, in Rome."

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79726297


Beards are natural and differentiate from females. There's a lot to be said for that which is natural and styling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


Well, I disagree.

I'm 66 years old, and always loathed facial hair.

And, yes, I like women, before you say I'm a phagg.

In fact, most guys seem to be clean-shaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79726297


Why would you loathe facial hair?

I'd like to maintain a very short beard but it's gray now.

And btw, how did men shave in the stone age? With obsidian flakes? I don't think they ever did. Shaving is modern and artificial.
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01/13/2021 01:36 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Seven years ago I grew a "corporate beard" and I don't recall it itching at all.
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01/13/2021 01:38 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
No just when I get chicken salad stuck in it.
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01/13/2021 01:39 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Why would a man wear a beard, instead of being clean-shaven?

And, you can fuck right off with your, "only slaves were clean-shaven, in Rome."

drevil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79726297


Beards are natural and differentiate from females. There's a lot to be said for that which is natural and styling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


Well, I disagree.

I'm 66 years old, and always loathed facial hair.

And, yes, I like women, before you say I'm a phagg.

In fact, most guys seem to be clean-shaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79726297


Why would you loathe facial hair?

I'd like to maintain a very short beard but it's gray now.

And btw, how did men shave in the stone age? With obsidian flakes? I don't think they ever did. Shaving is modern and artificial.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


Well, I dunno.

You're either a beardster, or not.

Nomesane?
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
After it gets over about 1/8th of an inch in length it's such a relief to shave that itchy shit off.

I don't think it applies to all men, just those of us who are infested with fungus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


remote viewer?

what about my single-engine aircraft tulpas all-day
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Seven years ago I grew a "corporate beard" and I don't recall it itching at all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78048685


Do you have dandruff?

Mine really starts itching after a centimeter of growth.
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
i dont shave i just trim..the balls itchy when trimpigchef
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01/13/2021 01:41 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Seven years ago I grew a "corporate beard" and I don't recall it itching at all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78048685


Do you have dandruff?

Mine really starts itching after a centimeter of growth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


No dandruff.
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
After it gets over about 1/8th of an inch in length it's such a relief to shave that itchy shit off.

I don't think it applies to all men, just those of us who are infested with fungus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


remote viewer?

what about my single-engine aircraft tulpas all-day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65038713


Check the fluids in your aircraft. I think there's a problem.
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01/13/2021 01:42 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
After it gets over about 1/8th of an inch in length it's such a relief to shave that itchy shit off.

I don't think it applies to all men, just those of us who are infested with fungus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79913516


remote viewer?

what about my single-engine aircraft tulpas all-day
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65038713


Strap it on!

5a
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01/13/2021 01:46 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Neck beards are gross.
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01/13/2021 01:54 PM
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Re: You shave your beard just because it itches too damn much?
Neck beards are gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78017713


You gotta shave the neck.
And sculpt the beard so it's styling.





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