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Fellow U.K GLP'ers A Question For You - The Covid "Pavement Dodgers" | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73785372  United Kingdom01/16/2021 09:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 73785372 United Kingdom01/16/2021 09:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We have pavement dodgers here too. The look of terror on their face is hilarious!! Quoting: Pres-Elect~Fortunabeargirl Wow , I thought it might be a uniquely British phenomenon , so it may be a global thing then ?!!? The level of brainwashing these  have swallowed is incredible . I had one see me approaching them last night (I never wear a muzzle inside or out) , and this thing had a ski mask on , a scarf round its face AND was wearing a plastic visor , and it STILL ran out in the middle of the road to get away from me !! I just pointed at it and laughed (although really I wanted to kick its arse) |
Cynical Realist Senior Forum Moderator 01/16/2021 09:36 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been going on from Day One and it appears to still be happening 10 months later even though we know "covids" a load of old bollocks . I'm sure you're aware of the freaks known as "pavement dodgers" (American readers 'pavements' are what you call 'sidewalks') Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73785372 The usual m.o of these lunatics when they see another human approaching them on the same side of the street is to revert to one of these 4 actions : 1) Immediately cross the road as soon as they see you approaching 2) To throw themselves into the nearest bush or piece of foliage 3) To swerve around you as far as possible without getting knocked down by a car 4) To stand back and wait for you to pass & then they expect to be thanked for it So fellow non-brainwashed Brits , are you still encountering the 'pavement dodgers' in your local area ?? Of course...... I often have to pull out the twigs and leaves jumping into bushes as the cars around me swerve all over the place.... the fear of developing Covid isnt good for the health old chap!! IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 73785372 United Kingdom01/16/2021 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does my scone in mate ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79854127 At first, I thought it was hilarious but that changed to blinding anger at the insanity going on around me. Now I totally blank it. Safer that way. Still fuckin depressing though I actually want to cause them physical harm , but then I remind myself that would be falling for the old "divide & conquer" tactics that are being used . Instead I don't even make eye contact , I'm sure more than a few are just doing it for attention anyway , so I refuse to even acknowledge their existence |
| Pres-Elect~Fortunabeargirl User ID: 79243720 United States01/16/2021 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We have pavement dodgers here too. The look of terror on their face is hilarious!! Quoting: Pres-Elect~Fortunabeargirl Wow , I thought it might be a uniquely British phenomenon , so it may be a global thing then ?!!? The level of brainwashing these have swallowed is incredible . I had one see me approaching them last night (I never wear a muzzle inside or out) , and this thing had a ski mask on , a scarf round its face AND was wearing a plastic visor , and it STILL ran out in the middle of the road to get away from me !! I just pointed at it and laughed (although really I wanted to kick its arse)Our development can get kind of confusing, so we are used to helping out drivers. They always end up in the cul de sac lost. Anyway, I was getting my mail and saw a person parked looking lost. I approached the vehicle to help him out. As I got to about 8 feet, he reversed. Confused, I approached again, and he reversed again. I realized what was going on, so I just gave him a "you're insane" look and went home. I wanted to give him the finger, but he was old. Last Edited by Fortunabeargirl on 01/16/2021 09:45 AM Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. ***Certified Thread Killah*** |
| Cynical Realist Senior Forum Moderator 01/16/2021 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye mate. I see all the types you described. Noticing more and more though that less people are caring about it and trying to be as normal as possible, but still a few extremists about. Quoting: JDM33 Couple of days ago went into Greg`s (doughnut fetish you understand) and the guy in front of me said.. (you are supposed to be behind the yellow line.... He pointed to the one behind me..... I then looked down on my feet and said.... "whats this yellow and black thing im standing on"... he just looked away and started to grumble....lol.... Me being me.... i got closer and said in a loud whisper.... Thenk god... I thought I was going colour blind.... He was even more restless...... I just smiled at him. IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 73785372 United Kingdom01/16/2021 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye mate. I see all the types you described. Noticing more and more though that less people are caring about it and trying to be as normal as possible, but still a few extremists about. Quoting: JDM33 I like that term , we should throw it back at those who accuse people of being "covid-deniers" , call them "covid extremists"  |
| Tess. User ID: 79179020  Ireland01/16/2021 09:47 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You should see them over here. The look of horror if you're not masked. I'm waiting for them to start holding up crucifixes. Civilisation is at a crossroads "Unfortunately the Barbarians dwell among us and our country is grown so weak and pathetic that the Barbarians must be appeased in the name of diversity and cultural sensitivity" ~ Allison Pearson |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79871996 United Kingdom01/16/2021 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's been going on from Day One and it appears to still be happening 10 months later even though we know "covids" a load of old bollocks . I'm sure you're aware of the freaks known as "pavement dodgers" (American readers 'pavements' are what you call 'sidewalks') Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73785372 The usual m.o of these lunatics when they see another human approaching them on the same side of the street is to revert to one of these 4 actions : 1) Immediately cross the road as soon as they see you approaching 2) To throw themselves into the nearest bush or piece of foliage 3) To swerve around you as far as possible without getting knocked down by a car 4) To stand back and wait for you to pass & then they expect to be thanked for it So fellow non-brainwashed Brits , are you still encountering the 'pavement dodgers' in your local area ?? Yes absolutely.... And there are times when i go for a walk and totally forget theres a pandemic going on and i walk past people that look both terrified and like they're holding their breath. |
| Cannabis Kills People! User ID: 71674530 United Kingdom01/16/2021 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | who cares what other people do you tards... only benefit of this covid crap is the coffin dodgers finally meet their maker and our population decreases... Quoting: Cannabis Kills People! 71674530 Is that you Billy? Gates meeting the Queen perhaps? [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78263873  Germany01/16/2021 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 73785372 United Kingdom01/16/2021 10:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye mate. I see all the types you described. Noticing more and more though that less people are caring about it and trying to be as normal as possible, but still a few extremists about. Quoting: JDM33 Couple of days ago went into Greg`s (doughnut fetish you understand) and the guy in front of me said.. (you are supposed to be behind the yellow line.... He pointed to the one behind me..... I then looked down on my feet and said.... "whats this yellow and black thing im standing on"... he just looked away and started to grumble....lol.... Me being me.... i got closer and said in a loud whisper.... Thenk god... I thought I was going colour blind.... He was even more restless...... I just smiled at him. that's another prank i like playing , the "inching game" . You stand just close enough behind these muzzled morans to make them uncomfortable enough to shuffle forward a few inches . Then you wait 20 seconds and do it again , and they duly shuffle forward again . Repeat to the point of them losing it or fleeing the shop , it's like a mini-war of psychological attrition  |
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| Pres-Elect~Fortunabeargirl User ID: 79243720 United States01/16/2021 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye mate. I see all the types you described. Noticing more and more though that less people are caring about it and trying to be as normal as possible, but still a few extremists about. Quoting: JDM33 Couple of days ago went into Greg`s (doughnut fetish you understand) and the guy in front of me said.. (you are supposed to be behind the yellow line.... He pointed to the one behind me..... I then looked down on my feet and said.... "whats this yellow and black thing im standing on"... he just looked away and started to grumble....lol.... Me being me.... i got closer and said in a loud whisper.... Thenk god... I thought I was going colour blind.... He was even more restless...... I just smiled at him. that's another prank i like playing , the "inching game" . You stand just close enough behind these muzzled morans to make them uncomfortable enough to shuffle forward a few inches . Then you wait 20 seconds and do it again , and they duly shuffle forward again . Repeat to the point of them losing it or fleeing the shop , it's like a mini-war of psychological attrition Omg, I do that too! Ive got to get my kicks somehow. Lol I dont mess with them if they are very old, though. Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. ***Certified Thread Killah*** |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 62898896 United Kingdom01/16/2021 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 73785372 United Kingdom01/16/2021 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye mate. I see all the types you described. Noticing more and more though that less people are caring about it and trying to be as normal as possible, but still a few extremists about. Quoting: JDM33 Couple of days ago went into Greg`s (doughnut fetish you understand) and the guy in front of me said.. (you are supposed to be behind the yellow line.... He pointed to the one behind me..... I then looked down on my feet and said.... "whats this yellow and black thing im standing on"... he just looked away and started to grumble....lol.... Me being me.... i got closer and said in a loud whisper.... Thenk god... I thought I was going colour blind.... He was even more restless...... I just smiled at him. that's another prank i like playing , the "inching game" . You stand just close enough behind these muzzled morans to make them uncomfortable enough to shuffle forward a few inches . Then you wait 20 seconds and do it again , and they duly shuffle forward again . Repeat to the point of them losing it or fleeing the shop , it's like a mini-war of psychological attrition Omg, I do that too! Ive got to get my kicks somehow. Lol I dont mess with them if they are very old, though. Yeah I tend to give the oldies a pass , they're of the generation who believe anything no matter how outlandish "because the BBC said so" |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 73785372 United Kingdom01/16/2021 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye mate. I see all the types you described. Noticing more and more though that less people are caring about it and trying to be as normal as possible, but still a few extremists about. Quoting: JDM33 Couple of days ago went into Greg`s (doughnut fetish you understand) and the guy in front of me said.. (you are supposed to be behind the yellow line.... He pointed to the one behind me..... I then looked down on my feet and said.... "whats this yellow and black thing im standing on"... he just looked away and started to grumble....lol.... Me being me.... i got closer and said in a loud whisper.... Thenk god... I thought I was going colour blind.... He was even more restless...... I just smiled at him. that's another prank i like playing , the "inching game" . You stand just close enough behind these muzzled morans to make them uncomfortable enough to shuffle forward a few inches . Then you wait 20 seconds and do it again , and they duly shuffle forward again . Repeat to the point of them losing it or fleeing the shop , it's like a mini-war of psychological attrition Omg, I do that too! Ive got to get my kicks somehow. Lol I dont mess with them if they are very old, though. Yeah I tend to give the oldies a pass , they're of the generation who believe anything no matter how outlandish "because the BBC said so" |
| Cynical Realist Senior Forum Moderator 01/16/2021 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is very noticeable the changes in behaviour and even more so in the older people....As OP said... the social interactions now happen even further apart. My fear... Relationships will suffer in the long run... Meeting people to form relationships is one of those areas that will/is going to be a huge elephant in the room. There are some very real issues down the line with all of this. IF YOU HAVE A FEVER DO NOT LOWER IT WITH MEDS.... A FEVER IS AN IMMUNE SYSTEM RESPONSE TO A PATHOGEN (VIRUS, BACTERIA ETC..) IT MEANS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS WORKING PROPERLY....DONT USE DRUGS TO LOWER YOUR TEMP. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79923222  Thailand01/16/2021 10:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79720599 United Kingdom01/16/2021 10:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye mate. I see all the types you described. Noticing more and more though that less people are caring about it and trying to be as normal as possible, but still a few extremists about. Quoting: JDM33 Kids don't give a fuck. Scheme people don't really care. It's more the snobs if I'm being honest. if you had a nice upper middle class life with all the status, comforts and opportunities you'd want to live for a long time too. only the poor disregard life. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79855731 United Kingdom01/16/2021 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Pres-Elect~Fortunabeargirl User ID: 79243720 United States01/16/2021 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aye mate. I see all the types you described. Noticing more and more though that less people are caring about it and trying to be as normal as possible, but still a few extremists about. Quoting: JDM33 Kids don't give a fuck. Scheme people don't really care. It's more the snobs if I'm being honest. if you had a nice upper middle class life with all the status, comforts and opportunities you'd want to live for a long time too. only the poor disregard life. Not necessarily ... Thread: BREAKING! Sweet' N Low Magnate, 89, leaps to his death from luxury upper eastside apartment Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. ***Certified Thread Killah*** |
or they'll follow you home one night , and you'll wake up in the morning to find a big black cross painted on your front door !!
