can i please get a job as a secret agent securing U.S. interests all 007 style please?

the conditioning is not complete yet
now open your mind and open wide...

I’m not trying to make friends. Just calm down and stuff some more soup in your pie hole

keep your katanas edged, clownboys

They can get in line with the rest if ma “friends”

What skills do you have that could be of use?

suckin dick to obtain classified information

ill list them as a stream-of-consciousness as trying to list alphabetically would take all day, and use layman's terms.


fighting
diplomacy
body language
N.L.P
lie detecting
multilingual
coercion
jedi mind tricks
i can drive very fast. like fast enough to get away from police, even if there is only a simple misunderstanding.
reaction time of a cat
hypervigilant
light sleeper
keep secrets till death
not a bad liar.. as much as i hate to admit


culturally aware
adaptable
not afraid of death
efficient in all doings
resilience, even under duress.


see, to the people measuring, this will come off really arrogant. they know my profile already, and this is more directed towards my would-be handlers, than it is to the general public.

i know it seems weird guys, let me do my thing.

i can speak to animals too.

when i get stopped by police they USUALLY let me go. there is a number that comes up when i give them I.D., they call it, speak to a rep, then come back all nice and apologies. its pretty funny.

if you are angry on the inside, it means you are acting stupid on the outside.

anger could cost you your life, when it really counts.
dissociate from the hate. it is weighing you down man.

you cant do matrix tricks if you're being an angry douchetowel.

can anyone do all these moves?

slow the footage down to half speed if necessary.

some useful shit in there. mute the audio too, the song is obnoxious. tea a la menthe? omg fuck that french shit but it shows some john wick type moves you should know



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No shit huh. I was born in a navy research building and have double 07 in my social does that count?

ive never been enlisted, this shit was brought on me without consent.

but i can tell you that face palming most untrained idiots is like a little magic trick. real hand to hand it gets ugly but if you want to keep your shirt clean. palm to the face, you can direct the body any way you want by simply putting one haad on your assailant's face and using it as a joystick to put him where you want. from there its simple dispatch of your choice.

im pretty good with that close quarter type stuff. i dont know a ton about firearms but the training could also be lodged up in there somewhere unbeknownst. what i aware, i dont know anything about guns really. i got a pellet gun for pest control lmao.... not into that stuff.

but, if someone is a foot or 5 away from me i can bring em in and quickly handle it, armor or not. i use their face like a joystick and within a second they go to the floor, thats when you move in for the impairment of your choice killing is bad, there are plenty of other things to do to put your opponent out for a minute or two, then get outta there, fighting is bad.

Yes, fighting is bad and gross. Who really wants to do it unless they have to. You probably have some sort of sniper programmed in there somewhere.

OH SHIT, HOW DID I FORGET


i got a few other tricks up my sleeve to mention

i can last over 10 seconds being waterboarded which isnt easy by any stretch of the imagination.

i can tolerate longggg strethes in solitary confinement without clocks or light or human contact

pain tolerance that would make paramedics cringe

i can comfortably not eat for days and solely subsist on water. i can drink water that you would never drink.


i can see blood and not freak out, i mean carnage.

i can give myself stiches and administer first aid if wounded

i know many edible food sources and how to collect water in any eventuality

can withstand freezing temps, like if you put me in a metal box in 15 degrees Fahrenheit, i can last months and not die of hypothermia at night. thats special and takes training.

iq 140, measured accurately many times, by people who are qualified to administer the test.

Last Edited by Plato II on 01/17/2021 03:28 AM

im pretty much not killable. as in, it would have to be an act of god or someone stronger who could take me out. or if you have a gun, yeah, all bets are off i guess hahahaha

Definitely sound like a super soldier. Congrats on your supreme skills, op.

Don’t forget chef, looks like they added some kitchen programming for some reason....Probs didn’t graduate top of the class or something

You are speaking of ability under capture and duress

Make it easy and just get a job in the tobacco vape shop

Lol

wonder how many others there are out there. if they felt the need to make a movie to discredit us. i mean this garbage spells it out to the "t" BUT OF COURSE ME SAYING THAT IMMEDIATELY MAKES ME LOOK LOONEY.
UGHHHHHHH


just put me back in the game doctor greenbaum.
just put me back in please.

yes i could have pretty much summarized that whole crap with the 4 words survival, evasion, recon, escape" but not everyone would have known and i try to keep it real, even though this will sound nutzo im being genuine i need to reach someone...

Pretty average untrained human myself.

When you get a job with them so will I.

I get to drive though



you to a drive thru and order you a big ol burger and see you to your door like the big ol baby you are

You gotta be pretty smart to be a 007...I seen ya in my "what is a genius" thread...yeah not that smart.....smart ass...sure...that's not gonna help though.

I’d be down to serve earth and mankind’s best interest.

yes ma'am and will you be known by the codename "natashka kalashnakovshka" ?

i think that would be cool, you can be in charge ill just clean up as we go.

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just be gad you are irrelevant... if you were anyone important, chances are we would tango someday.

ive met CEO's kid. im 31 you sell baseball cards on ebay.

you have no FREAKING IDEA.... just fade back into oblivion where you are better off.

It’s be cool to be a bad ass, most bad asses just are though

NO
I DONT HAVE A CODE NAME

IT IS A TONE IN MY EAR-