Breaking!! Biden to move oval office to White House Basement!!

In breaking reports, Biden said “I just feel more comfortable there. I spent the last year in my basement in Delaware and it just works for me. Plus I feel less afraid of Corn Pops down there. He was a bad dude!!”

Biden then went on to say “I, uhhh, trpokygggdcff hrfgtygg.”

And finished up by saying “Thank satan I only have to keep pretending I’m president for 3 months!!”

Last Edited by Fugazi World on 01/18/2021 08:08 AM