I Woke up to Find Out I'm Still Drinking. Best Birthday Ever.

Benadryl is better for dreams but I was taking 3 pills a night. Not good.

I dreamt that everyone in the world was wearing a mask because they didn't want to catch a cold!

I'm 37, I'm not old....

Actually I'm 46. Shit.

You can wear your work clothes to bed. Works just fine. Just take the wallet out.

Hahahahhahahaah Pure gold! Here’s to ya! Happy Birthday!!!!

My birthday gift to myself this week was to drink Maker's Mark instead of cheap vodka.

I'm out 50 bucks but at least my life is way better.

Good call! ^5

Thanks. Bush was a great dancer. We need that again.

Life is what you drink it.

New neighbor moving in today. Seems like a cool dude. I offered to help him carry stuff but that was a bad idea. He's got some friends to help him so I'll just carry on drinking.

He drinks that Fireball shit.

Thanks. I'll try not to anger Tommy Chong...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a front of a diggity.

Crap. Booze is now gone. It's 6 AM and I live in shit town, USA.

"I drink therefore I.... What? Where are my glasses?"

America needs better teleprompters!

I'm out of booze on a Sunday morning. Should I pray for more???

Shit. I've angered Tommy Chong....

I could go for some mashed potatoes and bacon...

I think I could be married to Rachael Ray if she wasn't famous and I wasn't sober.

She would make a fine wife... We'd get drunk together.... Eat mashed potatoes and bacon.... and buttered corn....

Buttered corn..... mmmmmm

I woke up in my birthday suit...

Does that mean today is my birthday too?

If I wake up naked I get nervous. Something's wrong....

I like the medical cures I've found on this site...

Put a plastic bottle in your ear... a spoon in your eye...

Life saving shit.

oh boy, now that brings back memories. Dr Demento (SP?) and having a bottle in front of me instead of a frontal lobotomy

Dang it Skip, I don't have any potatoes ... how about twisting it a bit?

Happy Birthday!

You are funny. Thanks for the laugh.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy.....