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Coffee machines are gross

 
Anonymous Coward
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Coffee machines are gross
And unsanitary.

If you arent pouring boiling water over grounds fresh, you are doing it wrong.
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I used to have to travel a lot years ago I worked on Hospital lab equipment. I was working far into the night and even next morning getting my equipment up and running so I had a many of coffee machine coffee's lol they were horrible....
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01/26/2021 12:08 AM
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
instant all the way bi
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instant all the way BITCH
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instant all the way BITCH
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Gross
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
Americans don't know how to make coffee tbh
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
And unsanitary.

If you arent pouring boiling water over grounds fresh, you are doing it wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


its the plastic. period.

it fkn stinks after a short while and you can't get it out.

french press without any plastic parts is my fav.

plastic promotes the growth of bacteria. just an fyi
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
And unsanitary.

If you arent pouring boiling water over grounds fresh, you are doing it wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


Enjoy those health-damaging diterpenes, Trumpist.
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01/26/2021 12:24 AM
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
I can assure you it is nothing

It is clean inside
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
And unsanitary.

If you arent pouring boiling water over grounds fresh, you are doing it wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


its the plastic. period.

it fkn stinks after a short while and you can't get it out.

french press without any plastic parts is my fav.

plastic promotes the growth of bacteria. just an fyi
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Enjoy those health-damaging diterpenes, Trumpist.
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I bought an all stainless steel percolator. Much hotter coffee and it tastes wonderful. No plastic.
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They are disgusting. I bought a press and tossed mine out years ago.
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The pod machines are probably just as nasty but they are cute little pods. How could germs be in there?
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01/26/2021 12:49 AM
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Coffee connoisseur here.

I've got about 6 different ways to make coffee here.

Espresso machine
Espresso pressure kettle (percolator)
Chemex pour over
French Press
Individual cup pour over
Cold Brew Pitcher
Instant Boiler Dispenser can be combined with self filtered coffee

I love coffee lol
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
And unsanitary.

If you arent pouring boiling water over grounds fresh, you are doing it wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


What are you classifying as a coffee machine, because technically an espresso maker is a coffee machine.
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
The steam inside gets very hot boiling water and sanitizes everything

You are a paranoid
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
Coffee connoisseur here.

I've got about 6 different ways to make coffee here.

Espresso machine
Espresso pressure kettle (percolator)
Chemex pour over
French Press
Individual cup pour over
Cold Brew Pitcher
Instant Boiler Dispenser can be combined with self filtered coffee

I love coffee lol
 Quoting: eyeDR3


Dude, if you don’t have the bunson burner dual sphere vacuum with the cheese cloth filter you ain’t a connoisseur!

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Last Edited by Rorschach Watchmen on 01/26/2021 12:55 AM
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WTB-bs

sorry, my coffee machine took offense.

Last Edited by TheFool on 01/26/2021 01:27 AM
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Americans don't know how to make coffee tbh
 Quoting: Pedo Joe


You want to know who really doesn’t know how to make coffee?

Ecuador.

They use nestle instant coffee everywhere you go.

And non-instant coffee is very expensive (like $4, but that’s a lot down there)
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Nobody knows how to make coffee but me

Here's the secret.

1. Put the coffee in the thing
2. Pour some hot water over the stuff
3. Let it cool a little bit
4. Drink the liquid fuel

Y U M M I E 2 D R I N Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q
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Nobody knows how to make coffee but me

Here's the secret.

1. Put the coffee in the thing
2. Pour some hot water over the stuff
3. Let it cool a little bit
4. Drink the liquid fuel

Y U M M I E 2 D R I N Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73886539


At that point you might as well snort the grinds and down a gallon of boiling water.
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
Coffee connoisseur here.

I've got about 6 different ways to make coffee here.

Espresso machine
Espresso pressure kettle (percolator)
Chemex pour over
French Press
Individual cup pour over
Cold Brew Pitcher
Instant Boiler Dispenser can be combined with self filtered coffee

I love coffee lol
 Quoting: eyeDR3


I have done all of those. One of the more powerful brews I had was from a percolator that sat on an open flame. It was hard coffee. Not necessarily good but powerful.

The best coffee taste-wise was from a machine at a gas station. I have tried to look up the machine and the gas station but both were gone.

Next best was french press.
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
Nobody knows how to make coffee but me

Here's the secret.

1. Put the coffee in the thing
2. Pour some hot water over the stuff
3. Let it cool a little bit
4. Drink the liquid fuel

Y U M M I E 2 D R I N Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73886539


At that point you might as well snort the grinds and down a gallon of boiling water.
 Quoting: Zedakah


lmao
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Americans don't know how to make coffee tbh
 Quoting: Pedo Joe


so what...they know how to drink it

coffee4
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3rd world problems.....
eyeDR3

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Re: Coffee machines are gross
Coffee connoisseur here.

I've got about 6 different ways to make coffee here.

Espresso machine
Espresso pressure kettle (percolator)
Chemex pour over
French Press
Individual cup pour over
Cold Brew Pitcher
Instant Boiler Dispenser can be combined with self filtered coffee

I love coffee lol
 Quoting: eyeDR3


Dude, if you don’t have the bunson burner dual sphere vacuum with the cheese cloth filter you ain’t a connoisseur!

lolsign

https://imgur.com/aqrHQlC

 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen

I want one!
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https://imgur.com/a/BA2AFCk

taht

Last Edited by Dogfood™ on 01/26/2021 12:21 PM
wessonoil

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Re: Coffee machines are gross
And unsanitary.

If you arent pouring boiling water over grounds fresh, you are doing it wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79104722


Boiling water is a bit too hot. Makes it more bitter.
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
Americans don't know how to make coffee tbh
 Quoting: Pedo Joe


I am an American and I use a French Press. Is that the wrong way?
wessonoil
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Re: Coffee machines are gross
You can have my Keureg when you pry it from my cold shaking over caffinated hands.

I will be lying on a pile of spent coffee rounds.

yoda
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You can have my Keureg when you pry it from my cold shaking over caffinated hands.

I will be lying on a pile of spent coffee rounds.

yoda
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Okay that's funny!
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