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LEAKED DOCUMENT: Trump's Oval Office Letter to Biden

 
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LEAKED DOCUMENT: Trump's Oval Office Letter to Biden
An ACME Inc. intel operative has forwarded to me a leaked copy of Donald Trump's Oval Office Letter to Biden. As follows--

Hey Sleepy,

Well, against all odds you made it to the Oval Office. Despite having a weak mind and body(in addition to marginally sized hands) and despite having run a campaign mostly from your basement, you were able to win the election(of course, we know you had help from your Dominion buddies). Anyway, speaking of basements, I took the liberty of assembling a replica Oval Office in the White House basement as I felt this would make you feel more at home. My suggestion is to use that one and let Cameltoe(Kamala) use the above ground Oval Office. It will be good for her to get used to it as we both know she will be occupying it shortly.

Now if you notice to the left of this letter there are a number of papers. These are a list of Chinese takeout restaurants in the D.C. area. In appreciation for all the assistance the CCP has rendered to you, it would be nice if you showed some appreciation by patronizing these establishments.

On the right side of this letter you will find a steaming hot pile of my 100% organic poop. I couldn't think of a more deserving person to leave it to. I hope you hold it near and dear to your heart(CORRECTION: nostrils). I also want you to know that right after writing this letter I coughed all over the Oval Office and on this paper so you will definitely need a COVID test. A 14 day quarantine would also be advised.

And finally, for GOD'S SAKE, keep that mask on at all times. In the least, it will keep the public from viewing your sagging facelift.

Break a leg,

Donald J. Trump

P.S. I'll be bok.



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Why am I not surprised the above post is coming from Poland. ; )
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01/31/2021 05:26 PM
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Re: LEAKED DOCUMENT: Trump's Oval Office Letter to Biden
You are most generous, Mr. President . . . I mean Mr. Trump . . . I mean Donald. Damn it, I don't know what I mean. Anyway, I just love being DUMPED on(pun intended).

Most sincerely,

Joe (aka The Big Guy)



An ACME Inc. intel operative has forwarded to me a leaked copy of Donald Trump's Oval Office Letter to Biden. As follows--

Hey Sleepy,

Well, against all odds you made it to the Oval Office. Despite having a weak mind and body(in addition to marginally sized hands) and despite having run a campaign mostly from your basement, you were able to win the election(of course, we know you had help from your Dominion buddies). Anyway, speaking of basements, I took the liberty of assembling a replica Oval Office in the White House basement as I felt this would make you feel more at home. My suggestion is to use that one and let Cameltoe(Kamala) use the above ground Oval Office. It will be good for her to get used to it as we both know she will be occupying it shortly.

Now if you notice to the left of this letter there are a number of papers. These are a list of Chinese takeout restaurants in the D.C. area. In appreciation for all the assistance the CCP has rendered to you, it would be nice if you showed some appreciation by patronizing these establishments.

On the right side of this letter you will find a steaming hot pile of my 100% organic poop. I couldn't think of a more deserving person to leave it to. I hope you hold it near and dear to your heart(CORRECTION: nostrils). I also want you to know that right after writing this letter I coughed all over the Oval Office and on this paper so you will definitely need a COVID test. A 14 day quarantine would also be advised.

And finally, for GOD'S SAKE, keep that mask on at all times. In the least, it will keep the public from viewing your sagging facelift.

Break a leg,

Donald J. Trump

P.S. I'll be bok.



The above document was brought to you by ACME, Inc. ACME . . . is there really any other choice.
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