That's not fair. There's nothing better than boobs.

I am from another reality too. I shifted in 2000. My only proof is that the compass on my watch suddenly started pointing the opposite direction. Then I started noticing that living people were dead and vice versa. Then things that would never, ever happen (like the Patriot Act and it's ilk) began happening. Now we live in a world that is so foreign to me.

In the reality I came from surveillance cameras would have been torn down as fast as they went up. Those "red light cameras" were always destroyed within days of being installed. Where I come from laws like the Patriot Act would have been challenged and fought against from day one. The people in my reality would have never stood for the destruction of this country by a few sick, evil men like the people here have.

I was transported to a bizarro land where nothing makes sense and the dead live while the living are dead. I was so shocked when Nixon died again.

I hate living here and would give most anything to find my way back home. But I am afraid that if I find a way to jump again I will end up in a worse reality than I am in here.