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Texas University Tells Students To Wear Masks During Masturbation...WTAF?

 
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A Texas University suggested in a series of tweets that students should wear face masks during masturbation, even quipping that they should ‘mask-urbate’

The University of North Texas’s Student Health and Wellness Center fired out the tweets, which have since been deleted because they offered advice contrary to that of the school’s guidelines on coronavirus, according to Campus Reform.

One of the tweets declared “Mask-urbate?! Read below to learn more,” with an accompanying image suggesting that any students with COVID symptoms should “skip sex and stay in.”

An infographic emblazoned with the university logo read “Mask-urbate! Use face coverings during mutual masturbation to reduce your risk,” while also suggesting students “be creative with physical barriers & sexual positions to prevent close face-to-face contact.”




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MASK ERBATE


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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


To be on the safe side though maybe just wear four masks....lol
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The dumb millenials will do this. I am telling you, they disturb me. They are nice enough but when you really get to know this generation they are obsessed with authority. Truly the future of males is cuck too.
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"This madness isn’t just being touted around universities, with the BBC in the UK advising the public to wear masks if they want to have sex with each other."

“Your best sexual partner during the Covid-19 pandemic is yourself,” the article further notes, encouraging people to engage in “masturbation, sex toys or having phone or online sex,” rather than the real thing."
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The dumb millenials will do this. I am telling you, they disturb me. They are nice enough but when you really get to know this generation they are obsessed with authority. Truly the future of males is cuck too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79780865


100%

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Very scary indeed...Just like A. Huxley Brave new world
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Physical barriers for sex, like glory holes maybe? chuckle
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Ah. Well... I attended Texas U... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

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Physical barriers for sex, like glory holes maybe? chuckle
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No I think the article forgot to mention any of that type of action....

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Physical barriers for sex, like glory holes maybe? chuckle
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Or looking at her face with the lights on.

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We’re they taking notes?
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Physical barriers for sex, like glory holes maybe? chuckle
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Or looking at her face with the lights on.

rosie
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HaHaHaHaHa

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Hopefully they were making fun of coronavirus plandemic scamdemic. It seems like they were so well done.
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THIS^^^^^
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"Mutual Masturbation"

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knock knock

go'way ... maskin
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go'way ... maskin
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Yeah before it was just the single humiliation of getting caught, but now you get mask shamed as well...lol

Insult to injury
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To be on the safe side though maybe just wear four masks....lol
 Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket


And a condom!
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What kind of fetish or fantasy is this guy feeding?

Never mind, I'M ALREADY AT OVERDOSE LEVEL OF BRAIN BLEACH!
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dragnet-facts45

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 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


To be on the safe side though maybe just wear four masks....lol
 Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket


And a condom!
 Quoting: Zedakah


mash4077-p0int
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knock knock

go'way ... maskin
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Idiocracy reference, nice one.
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