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Senate confirms Pete Buttplug as transportation secretary

 
WiscoSteve
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 Quoting: WiscoSteve


Well, great, they can blow each other in celebration of this Gomorrah-level Sodomfest.
 Quoting: Dollar Bill Wick


Sorry, I care more that he is openly COMMIE than openly GAY. OPENLY GAY Can't hurt me and my family. OPENLY COMMIE can and will!



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 Quoting: WiscoSteve


Yeah, neither will get invited to any of my BBQs.
I try to avoid the openly debauched and flagrantly detestable in all circumstances.
hurl
 Quoting: Dollar Bill Wick


Agreed, but a gay dude or gal isn't my problem. That is between them and God. But a Commie IS my fucking problem. Don't get distracted by what THEY will use against you...

(homophobe)
(racist)
(etc etc etc)
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First order of business:

Expanding the Hershey Highway
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you get a prius

and you get a prius

and you get a prius
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02/02/2021 10:56 PM
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you get a prius

and you get a prius

and you get a prius
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79998564


oprah
Freelance Superhero with only a minor personality disorder. All my other personalities are just fine, thanks.
Ignore him, no we aren't.

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Well, great, they can blow each other in celebration of this Gomorrah-level Sodomfest.
 Quoting: Dollar Bill Wick


Sorry, I care more that he is openly COMMIE than openly GAY. OPENLY GAY Can't hurt me and my family. OPENLY COMMIE can and will!



.
 Quoting: WiscoSteve


Yeah, neither will get invited to any of my BBQs.
I try to avoid the openly debauched and flagrantly detestable in all circumstances.
hurl
 Quoting: Dollar Bill Wick


Agreed, but a gay dude or gal isn't my problem. That is between them and God. But a Commie IS my fucking problem. Don't get distracted by what THEY will use against you...

(homophobe)
(racist)
(etc etc etc)
 Quoting: WiscoSteve


Yeah, people who criticize what I say and then go on to explain why there are 67 genders, really don't make much of a dent in my give-a-fuck sphere.
Freelance Superhero with only a minor personality disorder. All my other personalities are just fine, thanks.
Ignore him, no we aren't.

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DO NOT badmouth my mayor, sirs
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gotta admit that was probably Trump's best joke, I am sad he wasn't more clever, he would just repeat himself and scream.
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DO NOT badmouth my mayor, sirs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19825328


Is he fucking you in the ass right now, as you post?
Or are you pegging Mayor Buttpeg?
homo
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Pinned!
But, in a manly hetero way, of course.
No homo.
Thanks mod!
cheers
 Quoting: Dollar Bill Wick



You know in today's liberal/leftist/progressive/libtarded society, it's an honor and privilege to be a homo, bisexual, and transgendered. A transvestite too.

However, incest and pedophilia are still considered a bit iffy, but liberals/leftists/libtards are working to change that.

Give them time, because liberals are very wonderful and very beautiful.
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First order of business:

Expanding the Hershey Highway
 Quoting: Itl83


Forget the politics and culture wars of left vs right. Just from a standpoint of both basic esthetics and hygiene, the human butt stinks.

Then again, liberals/leftists/libtards smell pretty rank too.

Karen-Gestapo liberals need to treat the GLBT the way they treat a lack of face-mask wearing.
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stop-pervs
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DO NOT badmouth my mayor, sirs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19825328


Is he fucking you in the ass right now, as you post?
Or are you pegging Mayor Buttpeg?
:homo:
 Quoting: Dollar Bill Wick


Gentlebois never tell, the man is married, sir.
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yall need adderall.
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Buttplug is only ghey, not woke enough for the job.
Bidet's America demands that Transportation go full Trans or they ain't woke.

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Last Edited by TerraFirma's Esoterrorist on 02/02/2021 11:21 PM
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Re: Senate confirms Pete Buttplug as transportation secretary
[Former mayor of South Bend, Pete Buttplug


Choo Choo!/face]
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You can reach him on Grinder if you want to leave comments.
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He drove an army Jeep for the C_A... seems qualified.
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First he will get on top of the situation, and then he'll get to the bottom of it.
 Quoting: Wharf Rat


chuckle
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buttkissing

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Like driving a bus through a tunnel.......
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02/03/2021 01:14 AM
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What does Mr. Buttplug know about transportation?

Is he an engineer? Is he an expert on logistics?

What possible qualification does he have other than his sexual orientation and sucking up to bidet?
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Re: Senate confirms Pete Buttplug as transportation secretary
You cant have transportation without trans
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He regularly drives the Hershey highway so it makes sense.
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I thought they’d make him a Rear Admiral
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Damn... N the perfect job for him is anal swaber...
Revelation 21:8 "But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.
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I promise you that the Righteous Judgement of The Lord God Yahushua is now here on this land.
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12The wicked plots against the just,
And gnashes at him with his teeth.
13The Lord laughs at him,
For He sees that his day is coming.
14The wicked have drawn the sword
And have bent their bow,
To cast down the poor and needy,
To slay those who are of upright conduct.
15Their sword shall enter their own heart,
And their bows shall be broken.

Psalm 37
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What does Mr. Buttplug know about transportation?

Is he an engineer? Is he an expert on logistics?

What possible qualification does he have other than his sexual orientation and sucking up to bidet?
 Quoting: FeralOne


No other reason than political payback.

If you look at Pete's record in South Bend, nearly every decision he made turned out
to be an absolutely disaster.

No one in their right mind would want to serve this regime in a front line role.

Staffers and all that... Well, administrations come and go.

But for cabinet-level positions? None of the good candidates want anything to do with this shit show.

Un-fucking-believable.
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First he will get on top of the situation, and then he'll get to the bottom of it.
 Quoting: Wharf Rat


i see what you did there!ILYS-dude





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