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Anonymous Coward User ID: 334545 United States 12/04/2007 03:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | put up a notice at your nearest StarBucks tell them you need some volunteers to access the alien communications on the internet only let them view sites you have selected plant your information there and then when they tell you what the aliens have said convince them that they are "special" because they found these messages pump them up give them a title like Goon Leader ArchMaster then plant some messages about your "enemies" and how they are being used by evil aliens and need to be stopped when your goons report back to you say: i know you know how to 'take care' of that and they'll do you proud DISCLAIMER the above is fictional and written for entertainment purposes only any coincidental correlation to real life activities is not to be construed as approval of these type of activities |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 128289 United States 12/04/2007 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hang out at the front gate for Blackwater. You'll be able to get your pick of the litter. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74112Now we are getting somewhere. I don't think I could pay them much, however. According to recent news reports they may take payment in steroids instead of greenbacks. Know any pro athelete's homes that you can burglarize as "seed money"? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 74112 United States 12/04/2007 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hang out at the front gate for Blackwater. You'll be able to get your pick of the litter. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 128289Now we are getting somewhere. I don't think I could pay them much, however. According to recent news reports they may take payment in steroids instead of greenbacks. Know any pro athelete's homes that you can burglarize as "seed money"? Sorry. I live in he sticks. I need goons to beat up pig farmers and those fuckers in jacked up pickup trucks blaring that God awful Cuntry music. |
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