Someone should tell Rep Jamie Ruskin that he’s got a really bad hair weave

This bobble head impeachment manager Jamie Ruskin (D-MD) has a really, really laughingly bad hair weave. It covers the top of his head enough that he probably looks in the mirror and thinks, “Whoa, you’re one hot, sexy J_w!” All the while the back half of his head is sticking out like a monsterous cantaloupe, just below the horizon of his hairline. It must be the DC version of the guy in flyover, USA, who has four long strands of hair on one side of his head, who stretches them to the other side of his head and pastes them down with gel, and calls it a full head of hair.

To Jamie Ruskin and all the other impeachment managers, just fuck off and die already.