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BREAKING NEWS: First pictures from “Mars” are in. Get a load of this.

 
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Nasa claims those photos come from the collision avoidance system a d that there is dust on the lense. Apparently the high res images will be posted at some point. I'll guess they'll still be color filtered though, as they don't want anyone knowing the sky is actually a bit blue due to a more robust atmosphere than they'll admit go because it's an acknowledged sign of life for the masses.
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You lot are a bunch of navel gazers, terrified of science.
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Mars is flat
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The photographic images from the 1976 Viking lander on Mars was intentionally tinged with a red filter by NASA to make it look like an inhospitable, alien world. They admitted this.

You’ll notice that in photos from more recent Mars landers, the sky is in fact a pale blue, and the only red is the dirt.
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Just about as good a s the fake moon landing pics

LOL

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LOL, as I thought too!!!
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Get a load of what? It’s a bunch of rocks.

Looks like Arizona.

Sad that we’re still just taking video, we should have been partying over there already.
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The photographic images from the 1976 Viking lander on Mars was intentionally tinged with a red filter by NASA to make it look like an inhospitable, alien world. They admitted this.

You’ll notice that in photos from more recent Mars landers, the sky is in fact a pale blue, and the only red is the dirt.
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*were
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Get a load of what?
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allow me to translate:

"Space is fake, cuz erf is fwat."
Piercing my heart there is a golden dagger; that is God

Piercing God's heart there is a golden needle; that is me
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Mars is much more off a priority than the poor and homeless.
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WHY link to twitter, when you COULD link directly to NASA???

[link to mars.nasa.gov (secure)]


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hesright
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still better than texas
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The modem on that lander is at 23K. That's 30 minutes per megabyte. Of course first pics will be grainy. When the lander can relay better pics to the orbiters the orbiters will send them to us.
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It's about time for NASA to upgrade from AOL.
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Oh dear, I afraid a lot of people have lost faith in the system.

I consider myself pretty cynical about most stuff, but I can see how the initial "We've landed!" photos would look like a potato lens took them.

Even if it's not really on Mars, it would seem plausible anyway. Let's see if they give us any full colour, high res images a bit later on. Patience, Grasshopper.
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Please.....just stop. They lie about literally EVERYTHING. The entire space program is a massive boondoggle, has been for decades and the money has been going SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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I actually agree with you. I was being a bit sarcastic.
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Cue AstroShill with the attempted damage control LOL.

You guys know that the 1953 Book “Mars Project” by rocket scientist Von Braun, predicted a person named Elon would bring humans to Mars.

Surely you guys get this is just a show. All the "most important" things in this world are just lies. Covid, Global Warming, systemic racism, space.

We'll Know Our Disinformation Program is Complete When Everything The American Public Believes is False. - William Casey, CIA Director 1981
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Thank you!!! I have been asking about this for years. I remembered reading a book in the 70’s about a space guy named Elon. When I first heard of Elon Musk a few years ago. I tried to find the book. I couldn’t remember what it was called and eventually I thought it was a Mandela effect. I have even posted about it on here! You were the only one in years that had the answer.
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Top Ten Scientific Lies

1. Moon Landing is fake. Apollo videos showed countless pieces of evidence.

2. Atoms are not formed from the electron cloud and nucleus, atoms are incompressible solid balls.

3. Stars are not fusion reactors. Stars never burn out.

4. Space has nothing, no light, no wave, no field, no temperature, no radiation.

5. Blackhole is imaginary, gravity wave detection and blackhole picture are fake news.

6. Tide is caused by the moon's gravity s a lie. Earth's gravity dominates matters near around.

7. Solar wind is a lie. No proton and electron wind blow out from the stars.

8. Van Allen Belts is a lie. Magnetic force can not capture and hold particles.

9. Time dilation is a lie, misinterpretation of a clock rate change with time itself.

10. Gravity is not a force but the curvature of space time.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: First pictures from “Mars” are in. Get a load of this.
Mars is much more off a priority than the poor and homeless.
 Quoting: WalkThoughTheStorms


Where else do you think we are gonna send them?
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Top Ten Scientific Lies

1. Moon Landing is fake. Apollo videos showed countless pieces of evidence.

2. Atoms are not formed from the electron cloud and nucleus, atoms are incompressible solid balls.

3. Stars are not fusion reactors. Stars never burn out.

4. Space has nothing, no light, no wave, no field, no temperature, no radiation.

5. Blackhole is imaginary, gravity wave detection and blackhole picture are fake news.

6. Tide is caused by the moon's gravity s a lie. Earth's gravity dominates matters near around.

7. Solar wind is a lie. No proton and electron wind blow out from the stars.

8. Van Allen Belts is a lie. Magnetic force can not capture and hold particles.

9. Time dilation is a lie, misinterpretation of a clock rate change with time itself.

10. Gravity is not a force but the curvature of space time.
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:lolol:
:hoax:
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Mars is much more off a priority than the poor and homeless.
 Quoting: WalkThoughTheStorms


The the poor and homeless are dying anyway.
Mars stays.
Therefore

Mars > the poor and homeless
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they look exactly like the pics from another mars lander...

waitwhat

they couldn't be bothered to fake new ones?

NE-clapper2
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Mars is much more off a priority than the poor and homeless.
 Quoting: WalkThoughTheStorms


Where else do you think we are gonna send them?
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A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!
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It's laughable that they still attempt to fake this shit. Technology to goto mars but we get some bs ass grainy black and white picture when we got fucking 8k video tech

FUCK OUTTA HERE
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It has only been on the ground for a few minutes. Give them a bit of time to unpack the iphone!
 Quoting: Katipo


This though.

Do you guys realise how far away mars is? Do you know how long it takes to beam a bit of lite from a satellite there to a satellite here? I don't. So i wager that you don't either.

The fact that they were able to get that image after only a few minutes is fucking astounding to me. It still has a lens cap on. I imagine it's low res so that the data packet they send is tiny.

They literally have go pro's strapped to the thing looking at every angle so give them a few days to send the data. Shit isn't instantaneous like you all seem to demand in this day and age. Unbelievable.
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The modem on that lander is at 23K. That's 30 minutes per megabyte. Of course first pics will be grainy. When the lander can relay better pics to the orbiters the orbiters will send them to us.
 Quoting: ookie


It's about time for NASA to upgrade from AOL.
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the rest of the pixels are still on their way.
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I can get a better res image of the moon with a cell phone from my back yard.Now tell me there isn't any fuckery going on with NASA.
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Yeah but with the same logic, you can see the moon much more clearly with the naked eye than you can Mars.

Because we are talking about Mars, not moon
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The modem on that lander is at 23K. That's 30 minutes per megabyte. Of course first pics will be grainy. When the lander can relay better pics to the orbiters the orbiters will send them to us.
 Quoting: ookie


It's about time for NASA to upgrade from AOL.
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the rest of the pixels are still on their way.
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NASA means to confuse or beguile when translated into kosher...
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Maybe the 4k images are coming next?
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Yes the 4kb images are coming next.
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Now THAT’S funny!
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what do you expect from that East German surplus equipment. The NAZI'S kept the good stuff for themselves.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: First pictures from “Mars” are in. Get a load of this.
That's the navigation cam, much smaller res which is why it was sent first. We should be seeing the 4K stuff next.





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