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Weirdest thing you ever saw in your life?

 
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It’s rare but real. Studied it in school.
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Yup. RN here. I have seen this in person.
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WTF? this needs its own thread
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Yeah, but I know a guy who poops through his penis. You might think I'm making this up, but I'm dead serious.

He had prostate cancer and decided to have cryogenic prostate surgery. Well, the doctors effed up big time. He ended up with a major infection in most of his organs down there and in his pelvis. Then his colon somehow fused to his urethra and he started pooping out of his penis. The pain was horrible and he wouldn't eat because he didn't want to poop. He lost 80 lbs. He was hospitalized for a very long time and came very close to death several times. He now pee's and poops in a bag, all of his plumbing down there was destroyed.
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My god...whatever huge problem we think we have day to day, nothing compares to the horrors of a malfunctioning/messed up body.
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I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.
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It was about twenty years ago. I was 17. I was in my parents hot tub outside staring at the stars for 6 hours straight. It was cold. It was beautiful. Nothing was happening in the sky. I was staring at one small cluster of stars in particular. My eyes didn't move for six hours.

Around 3am... I start to get emotional. I start talking to God for the very first time, out loud. I was not religious.
I did not believe in God. Tears are streaming down my face as I speak and I said something similar to this...

"God, I hate my life. My family doesn't love me. I have no friends. I feel alone on this planet and I don't want to do this anymore. I want the pain to end. I don't want to be alive anymore... But, if you would give me a sign that you were listening to me... I think I could feel better and realize everything will be okay..."

Now... What happened next is the weirdest thing I ever saw. Literally one second after I finished talking... At EXACTLY the spot I was staring at for six hours... There began a meteor shower where I saw 200-300 shooing stars over like a minute.

The meteors made me feel euphoric. It felt like drugs. It felt like I was being shot with bullets... Except the bullets were like a crazy drug rush.

Once it was over... I was kind of in awe... A little scared... All that stuff youd expect to feel if you met God.

After thinking about this day for twenty years, I can assume one of three things happened.

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1) it was God

2) it was not God. It just randomly happened exactly to the second I needed a miracle to not want to die.

3) it was not God. It was a hallucination. During times of extreme emotions your body can produce hallucinations.

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My thoughts. I think choice #2 is definitely wrong. I'm convinced I saw it because I asked for a miracle. I lean toward choice #3 being the correct answer(but not completely convinced). My experiences with LSD have shown me just how much what we perceive can be modified by our brain chemistry. I was an absolute emotional wreck that day long so. This coupled with my losing all faith in humanity in recent years... God is not here. This world is godless.
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Perhaps you need to change your definition of "God". God is everywhere, everywhen, everywhy. God is the good and the bad. You are God, as a subset of a set is still a part of the set. Perhaps that former you manifested the meteor show for the current you to ponder.
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Once I was siting at a computer in city hall doing a job search among other things and a guy sits next to me. He starts grunting and or grouling. I thought it strange so I immediately headed for the elevator and fo some odd reason I when up to the top floor. After looking around a while I decided to go to the window and when I looked out there was a bunch of cops running towards the building. I got in the elevator again and the guy standing beside me says you don't want to get off on the fourth floor again. I asked why. He said the cops just pepper sprayed some guy and arrested him for threatening a social worker. He said even after a full shot of pepper spray right in the face, it still took four cops to wrestle him down. I think he must have been on that testosterone drug or maybe bathsalts who knows.
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The masks.

Nothing even comes close.

Sci-fi twilight zone alt reality weirdness.

I see people walking down the street by themselves wearing a mask and I'm floored every time..

Off the chain weird.
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I saw three today, in their cars, ALONE, with the mask on. Fucking weirdoland timeline we landed in. Congrats to us I guess.
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The people who blindly followed Q.
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People who "report abusive posts" on GLP all day like it's their duty..

BUT, also, insult everyone intentionally and are outrageously annoying cunts.

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this recent election being so very in your face stolen and the installation of a person NOT JOE into office by criminals.
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I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.
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I had chinise girlfriend, her pussy was sideways, same as her eyes.





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I was working in Bangcock. I’m in a big office filled with guys and girls, right outside the CEO’s office. A guy is sitting at a desk surfing hardcore porn, surrounded by about 6 other guys watching him surf in the middle of this office.

A girl secretary comes out of the CEO’s office and this guy jumps up from surfing porn and starts pointing and screaming at her. I’m American, no idea what he was saying.

She ducks her head and scurries off like a little rat.

About 5 minutes later she comes back with a cup of coffee and sets it down next to the guy surfing porn. Then she hauls ass.

I found out later the guy surfing porn was the CEO of the company.

Yea, good times in Thailand.
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hauls ass?

fck weird - yes.
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I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.
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I had chinise girlfriend, her pussy was sideways, same as her eyes.





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maybe your head was slanted
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Wide awake I heard what sounded like airplanes, like a bunch of them, flying over our house. I ran to our front window to see and there they were. The sky was full of small planes and they weren’t American planes. Within a couple seconds I watched as some began to fire missiles and others dropped bombs. They were loud and I saw huge explosions of fire around our home and area. Somehow I knew the missiles were heading toward NC and Virginia.

Then everything faded back to normal and I’ve been waiting for this to happen ever since.
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The 'plandemic' and most of the world obeying nazi orders (like mask mandates and forced vaccinations), and not fighting back.

The theft of the 2020 U.S. election by Xiden and co., and moronic citizens going along with it/pretending as if it didn't happen.

I feel like we are living in mega clown world.
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THIS!
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Probably the weirdest thing I ever saw up close and personal was a mutilated cow that had the strangest injuries I have ever seen on an animal. If was exactly like the ones investigated by people like Linda Moulton Howe.

This was back in 1990. Me and 3 friends were hiking in some woods when I came up on it at the edge of a dirt road. I remember just standing there, staring at it and puzzling over how all that happened.

This was long before I had ever heard of mutilated cows or anything to do with that phenomena.

There were what looked like laser cuts around the eyes, like they had been cored out. There was a perfect laser cut around the jaw, exposing the teeth. The bone and teeth were pure white, like they had been sandblasted. The udder and rear end had been surgically cored out. There was no blood anywhere. The rest of the animal still looked relatively fresh.

I still don't know what to make of it. I know in my gut it wasn't human beings or any animal that we know of that did that, but I have no idea what it was.

It is interesting to note that I later learned, at that time , in that area, there were UFO sightings being reported and other mutilated cows that were reported within a 20 to 25 mile radius of where I seen the one I seen.

If I had known how rare and unique that experience was going to be , I would have documented it a lot better. Truth is, I only spent about 10 minutes looking at it, but it made an impression that still sticks with me to this day.
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I saw the genocide of humanity begin aided by other humans assisting in the propaganda to sterilize and wipe-out the human race.
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THIS!
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dead people voting

*not* in Canada
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I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.
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Hillary with Billy going up stairs to enter air force one with a gigantic poop stain. Weird.
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I've seen a lot of very weird things. Some paranormal, metaphysical things.

I no longer share them publicly because I would like to secure a reputation as a "normal" person for the rest of my life.

It's ironic that, having witnessed and experienced the supernatural things I've seen, I'm a hardcore skeptic when other people share their stories.

After years of dealing with patients in psychosis, I realized I don't want to be considered mentally ill or "crazy" because of my unique experiences.
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Hmm, well, I can share some that aren't too crazy I guess.

1) I'm a very faithful believer in the Lord Jesus Christ and have been very active in my faith since I turned from atheist to Christian at 19. My town has a lot of train tracks and I've spent a lot of my life waiting on these trains to get to the other side of town. I was waiting on a train and listening to a Christian song called "Voice of Truth" by Casting Crowns. The lyrics were right at:"The voice of truth says, "Do not be afraid!" The voice of truth says, "This is for My glory". When he sang the word "truth" the first time, a railcar with graffiti rolled by and the word "truth" was painted across the entire railcar - HUGE letters. Within a few seconds, when he sang the word "truth" again, another railcar just like the first one rolled by with the word "truth" covering the entire side of the railcar. The timing of the words and the railcars couldn't have been more perfectly in sync.

2) One time, a friend and I were out hunting raccoons way out in the woods in the middle of the night. We were just standing there in the silence of the night listening for the dogs when we both heard the distinctive sound of a horse neigh within a few feet of us. We turned on the light and started looking around. We didn't hear anything moving and we could notfind the horse. It was crazy.

3) When I was younger, some friends and I had just dropped some blotter acid. We were standing in his bedroom looking at the acid on each other's tongues. One friend had a leather jacket on and about a pint of water just materialized out the air and poured down his jacket. We all at once instinctively looked at it pour down his jacket onto the ground and then looked up to see where it came from. There was no leak and no one had poured the water on him. No idea what happened to this day.

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I was sitting on a hill overlooking Muskogee, Oklahoma years ago. Stone cold sober. Just listening to Journey---Lights. Nothing bothering me. No illnesses. Healthy as a horse.

I had sat out their on that hill a hundred times. Just south of town on US 69. Watched sunrises and sunsets with girls, friends, brothers, and even a curious county sheriff. This was a place where I felt safe.

The radio went screwy. I sat up. And a shadowy figures was standing just outside the glow of my running lights. I didn't have the headlights on. I jumped off the hood. My heart racing in my chest. I said, "Hello". Suddenly the figure ran at me. I put my hands ready to fight and just ran right through me.

That night, I had a crazy dream about the collapse of the USA, war, and other things that are slowly coming to pass. For years, I have had strange dreams including dreams that all hell breaks loose after the death of Clint Eastwood. He, of course, isn't he cause, just the temporal marker.

I don't what the hell that thing was, but it sparked an interest in friend of mine who is now a noteworthy author and paranormal investigator.

I have never seen the shadow figure since. But, a few weeks back. I saw a being of light in what felt like a waking dream as I lay in bed. I would call it an angel because it had something akin to wings. Crazy stuff.

That said, I did box and I have taken my fair share of blows to my melon.
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Why has nobody commented that on page one, right after this post the next post was by someone with Clint Eastwood as their picture? Or was that on purpose?
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I have 3 odd things.

1. When I was 10yo back in 1977 I saw a UFO, I thought it was a jet at 1st because it was a long cigar shape but as it got closer and closer I noticed it had no wings. It did have hat I thought were windows along the side.

2. This one happened one night when we were night fishing and along the Clinch River near the tiny town of Sneedville, TN. I hooked what I thought was a big fish, but when I walked up to the bank to reach down and get it, my "fish" started making a weird hissing noise. I grabbed a flashlight and got a better view of my "fish". It had 4 legs and a very large head which and mouth and it was hissing and spit the hook out and started walking towards me. This thing was at least 3 feet long and pissed. That ended the fishing that night. The next day I was telling people about it and they laughed and said it was just a river waterdog I later found out they are called Hellbenders and were common in that part of the river.

3. Two years ago my wife woke me up saying she heard someone scream. We listened more and heard this freaky scream again coming from down the road, then again but louder. I got my gun and went out and got in my car in the driveway. The car has dark tinted windows so no one can see inside at night. The scream kept getting louder and louder. Then I saw her. I would guess she was about 50. Bone thin and naked as the day she was born jogging up the road and stopping every so often to look around and scream. I am not the type person to call the police on anyone but it was winter and pretty cold and there was no way I was going to confront her, so I called the non emergency sheriff dept and told them what I saw and the direction she was headed. I then turned on my scanner and listened for the call to be dispatched. I was not the 1st to call apparently because they told 2 officers the subject they were looking for was headed north on xxxxx street. They finally found her and when they did they argued over which one transports her this time. One said he had her last time and it took him 2 weeks to get the smell out of his car.
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Probably the weirdest thing I ever saw up close and personal was a mutilated cow that had the strangest injuries I have ever seen on an animal. If was exactly like the ones investigated by people like Linda Moulton Howe.

This was back in 1990. Me and 3 friends were hiking in some woods when I came up on it at the edge of a dirt road. I remember just standing there, staring at it and puzzling over how all that happened.

This was long before I had ever heard of mutilated cows or anything to do with that phenomena.

There were what looked like laser cuts around the eyes, like they had been cored out. There was a perfect laser cut around the jaw, exposing the teeth. The bone and teeth were pure white, like they had been sandblasted. The udder and rear end had been surgically cored out. There was no blood anywhere. The rest of the animal still looked relatively fresh.

I still don't know what to make of it. I know in my gut it wasn't human beings or any animal that we know of that did that, but I have no idea what it was.

It is interesting to note that I later learned, at that time , in that area, there were UFO sightings being reported and other mutilated cows that were reported within a 20 to 25 mile radius of where I seen the one I seen.

If I had known how rare and unique that experience was going to be , I would have documented it a lot better. Truth is, I only spent about 10 minutes looking at it, but it made an impression that still sticks with me to this day.
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That is a fascinating account. Maybe you should contact Linda Moulton Howe and tell her. You have a still vivid memory of it so maybe there is something different you saw that other's didn't.

If it is ET, it almost has to be, I wonder what the fascination with cows is. If they were trying to modify us somehow, you would think they would go after pigs or monkeys or something closer to human.
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Grinnell, Iowa, 1980. Was walking home from kindergarten and I saw a small black poodle literally insert it’s entire head inside the rectum of another larger dog. The big dog wined a bunch in pain and shook the poodle out. I still marvel at that memory. Wtf
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Memory of a life time.
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I was riding my bike down an alley in the summer in 1972. As I passed a parking area behind an apartment complex there looked to be around 50 cats in a half circle, all facing a cat sitting on a higher place. It was like the one cat was giving a speech to the others. When I appeared all the cats took a look at me and scattered in every direction. I didn't think there were that many cats in the neighborhood. hiding
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That happened with our cats too. Our Mommy cat and her son, were apparently Queen and Prince of the neighborhood, or head ETs, in any case, my parents found them in a meeting with our Mommy and her son at the head in leadership.

I'd say a few years before your experience.

But that changes everything people presume cats. This is 2 accounts.

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I wouldn't call it weird, more like inhumane and heartbreaking but it came to mind.

I was driving down the interstate and I saw a tall flatbed truck literally stuffed top to bottom with live chickens. It had chicken wire all around it and the poor animals were terrified climbing all over each other and struggling. It was not covered up, anyone driving by could see this. Most certainly heading for a slaughterhouse.

I could not drive after that, had to pull over and take a minute. It gave me a horrible feeling. And I'm an EMT, I have seen some seriously awful shit.

But this was suffering on a mass scale. It should not happen to animals, humans, anyone. This is why I pay whatever my local farmer charges for meat. No questions asked. Perdue and Tyson SUCK.
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2:30 AM on November 3rd and President Trump is winning a landslide victory, about 350 electoral votes wrapped up. Went to sleep. I woke up about 6:00 AM and the electoral votes totally were all switched, and Biden was now winning. I still can not to this day forget what I saw that morning!
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Its called counting mail in and big city ballots. They took longer. Also called math.
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I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.
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Your mom
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Age 60,, black, sane, well dressed male, pushing a shopping cart in Walgreens, with 2 pet bunnies inside wearing t shirts.
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I saw a lady get stabbed repeatedly while she was standing up against a wall. I watched her fall down to the pa event and get stabbed a couple more times. Then she died. I was just a little kid watching through the windshield.
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I wouldn't call it weird, more like inhumane and heartbreaking but it came to mind.

I was driving down the interstate and I saw a tall flatbed truck literally stuffed top to bottom with live chickens. It had chicken wire all around it and the poor animals were terrified climbing all over each other and struggling. It was not covered up, anyone driving by could see this. Most certainly heading for a slaughterhouse.

I could not drive after that, had to pull over and take a minute. It gave me a horrible feeling. And I'm an EMT, I have seen some seriously awful shit.

But this was suffering on a mass scale. It should not happen to animals, humans, anyone. This is why I pay whatever my local farmer charges for meat. No questions asked. Perdue and Tyson SUCK.
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I can tell you one similar to that. Probably about 5 years ago, I was doing field service work for a company that sent me to an industrial meat processing plant in Colorado. This is the kind of place where they slaughter several thousand cows per day. They bring them in on 18 wheelers on one side and ship them out in little packages on the other. The cows behaved similar to what you describe the chickens behaving, when they arrived there. They know something terrible is about to happen to them.

I spent about 3 days working there and there was a sadness and heaviness that hung over that place that I really can't explain. Every moment I spent there felt like an eternity and I could not wait to leave. Thankfully, that was the only one I ever had to go to. There is no way I could work in a place like that.
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Rolling Stones concert RFK 1981.

Slept on the top of a car in the parking lot the night before. So did thousands of other people. It was so gross. So many weirdos there.
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Country fair in oregon 1990,91,92and a bright green ufo orb followed by two military jets out of the kalmiopsis range.
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That was just the Owsley acid.
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I was at the 2001 Daytona 500 and watched Dale Earnhardt Sr Die in a head on collision.
turn 4 on the last lap of the race.

RIP Dale.

one of those memories you never forget
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