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Weirdest thing you ever saw in your life?

 
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#1: The corrupt judicial system!
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My family saw a kangaroo cross the street in front of us in upstate NY
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I saw an African lion in Vermont.

It was the size of a steer and doing a leisurely 40 mph through the woods.

That thing could have taken down a full grown bear for a snack.
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Would he be smart enough to run from a honey-badger?
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Just thought of some more weird shit. I've seen quite a bit actually, lol.

I was coming home to my apartment building one night around 1 in the morning. As I was walking towards it, about 30 feet away, I saw all these people in purple robes with hoods running out of my building and every which way down the street. There were DOZENS of them coming out of the building! Looked like 30-40 and I have no idea how they could have fit so many people in one of those apartments. Anyway, I kind of hesitated about going in....but I didn't see or smell or hear anything so....don't know what that was but I think they conjured something they couldn't deal with.
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In my memory banks that was a birthday party for my 'siblings', I had to sit on a swing in the playground across the road until it was over. About the same number in your story.
Ah, those were the days, little did I know it would turn into the perfect 'escape plan'.
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I saw a ghost several times throughout the time I lived with my parents. It was always the exact same thing. Figure walking through livingroom late at night. Same figure, same direction. I lived there 20 years and probably saw it 10 times. Never spoke of it. One night my dad and brother were drinking beer and my dad starting talking about seeing a ghost in the livingroom. Same story. My brother then said he'd seen the same thing too. Weird. Home is over 120 years old and has always been in my family.
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2:30 AM on November 3rd and President Trump is winning a landslide victory, about 350 electoral votes wrapped up. Went to sleep. I woke up about 6:00 AM and the electoral votes totally were all switched, and Biden was now winning. I still can not to this day forget what I saw that morning!
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Its called counting mail in and big city ballots. They took longer. Also called math.
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One of the weirdest things I saw is Biden as president. That or something that looks like biden
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Once I was driving and I saw a monster on the side of the road. I was hypnotically tranced for 10 seconds before I realized that it was a golden eagle that had claimed a German Shepard road kill. It looked like a beast until my mind sorted out what I was looking at.
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My family saw a kangaroo cross the street in front of us in upstate NY
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80075389


I saw an African lion in Vermont.

It was the size of a steer and doing a leisurely 40 mph through the woods.

That thing could have taken down a full grown bear for a snack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48825983

Would he be smart enough to run from a honey-badger?
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Dunno. May have been a phantom cat, to me it seemed too big to be "real" what ever to fuck that is these days.

But now that you mention it I did see a badger once that could have given it a run for the money. Alt world is still with us in thems woods.

I've come to the conclusion that some areas are uninhabited for damn good reasons.
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One of the weirdest things I saw is Biden as president. That or something that looks like biden
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Shut up, just shut up cause you are really starting to freak me out here.
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A nude prostitute walking into a pizza shop late at night in Boston (freezing and rainy weather) in high heels while pointing a .45 at me (i was laughing at the sight). Fortunatley I survived to tell the tale. True story
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Once I was driving and I saw a monster on the side of the road. I was hypnotically tranced for 10 seconds before I realized that it was a golden eagle that had claimed a German Shepard road kill. It looked like a beast until my mind sorted out what I was looking at.
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Yeah them fuckers are big.

Bet you've never seen a Great Owl.

I've seen one once, of course it saw me first, the sucker was close to 3 feet tall.
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I was sitting in an outdoor cafe in Amsterdam in 1973 enjoying a beer with my buddy. It was in the high 30s, so normal for a European winter.

There was a trolley track in front of the cafe.

A guy, obviously seriously stoned, was walking slowly but in a straight line down the street...totally naked from the waist down, barefoot.

He was walking directly toward the oncoming trolley. The driver slowed to a stop and rang his bell several times.

The stoned guy was totally oblivious. He walked directly into the front of the tram like he could not see it in front of him.

He stopped, startled, took one step to the left and continued his slow, straight walk.

I said to my buddy, "Hey, Larry, let's follow him".

He asked why.

I said, "I want to see what happens when he gets to the canal".

Larry declined and we ordered more beer.
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There is no 'est' to it. It is either weird or it ain't.

Once you "leave Kansas" it's all the same.
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Trump cult at rally, cheering lies.
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A girl riding a bike in a drainage ditch. What's weird about that? She was a ghost.
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Yes a woman that was having a mental breakdown, along with hyper-ventilating and all that, because she left her smartphone behind at the restaurant (smartphone that was still there when she came back)

Otherwise, unexplainable. I used to own a pub, and every now and again I would catch a glimpse of a guy in his late 40's walk by with one of those shits that lumberjacks wear, I could describe what he was wearing (on the top half) and his face I asked my business partner if she ever noticed, she said yes.

One day one of the previous and original owner of the pub (whom I knew nothing about and had never met) came around to see how we were doing, and I told him about it, and he said that it sounded like his dad, who died while putting up the pub sign outside (fell of the ladders)

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Weirdest in America? There is no weirdest. But I saw a green pigeon. I looked at other birds and they were normal. Look at the one green., right outside my house. Never understood why or found an explanation.
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Out in northern Utah, fishing late one night with the folks. We were on the north side of the lake facing south, it's pitch black out - no moon, nothing. (I think we MAY have been out there illegally, but I'm not sure...)

My dad calls me over and says, "Watch the skies to the south - about two fingers above the horizon." I watch for a few minutes, not sure what I'm looking for. Suddenly he says, "There - see it?" and points off the left. I see a light sitting there, kind of blends in with the stars (a little brighter, but not ridiculously so) at first, so I'm not getting what he's looking at. All of a sudden it just blinks out.

Doesn't twinkle/fade. Just goes out.

About 2 seconds later, he points off to the right and says, "Over there now" so I shift and I'm looking at bunch of stars when one of them blinks off.

After a few times of this, I get my eyes used to looking at large patches of the sky rather than trying to focus on one point in the sky - at this point we're both tracking this light that comes on, sits perfectly still in one spot for about 10 seconds, then blinks off only to reappear somewhere else about 5 seconds later.

We watched this go on for about a half hour before it finally just blinked off and was gone.

Over the years, we'd talk about it from time to time but we never did come up with anything that made sense.
 Quoting: Scios
in my home life, I literally get called crazy for trying to show people this RIGHT NEXT TO ME


They won't even look.

WEIRD
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I’ve done this over a hundred times and get a response just by asking them to flash and it happens just as he explains it. You ask telepathically/ politely to flash and you get a response just like a light bulb going on and off. Then it moves in the same direction and you ask again and flash it goes off again. I got it to do it 7 times in a row one time. But the power ups got dimmer each time because it was losing its energy. Between 1am and 3 am is the best time to do it.
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Weirdest in America? There is no weirdest. But I saw a green pigeon. I looked at other birds and they were normal. Look at the one green., right outside my house. Never understood why or found an explanation.
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I asked Kermit about this and he said, "it just wanted to be green" then gave me his patented bug-eyed stare, the "so shut the fuck up already" stare.
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The local donut shop tried to put sprinkles on a glazed donut, fer chrissakes on a glazed donut! Oh the humanity! TBL-otl2

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Richard Nixon & Billy Graham holding hands together in the air in May 1970 at Knoxville's Neyland Stadium while Tricky was bombing the hell out of Cambodian villagers. Historical data indicate that somewhere between 200,000 and 800,000 completely innocent village men, women, and children were reduced to simmering little puddles of carbon materiel from seven miles up, where B52 Stratofortresses were fighting for our freedoms once again, or something like that.
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A ball of blue lightening come in through the front door knob and across to burn a hole in our dining room floor.

Then it happened AGAIN about a year later!

This was when I was in my teens. We grew up in a house on a hill in the country and back in the 70's there used to be some terrible lightening storms - unlike anything I've seen since!
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Richard Nixon & Billy Graham holding hands together in the air in May 1970 at Knoxville's Neyland Stadium while Tricky was bombing the hell out of Cambodian villagers. Historical data indicate that somewhere between 200,000 and 800,000 completely innocent village men, women, and children were reduced to simmering little puddles of carbon materiel from seven miles up, where B52 Stratofortresses were fighting for our freedoms once again, or something like that.
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Those were truly bizarre times.
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I've never seen anything weird. But if you live in that America, you see weird shit every day.

Any weird stories? Cheers.
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You’ve never seen anything weird? Do you live in fucking England possums are taking over your country each passing second. Yet you’ve never seen anything weird. I’m calling bullshit and one starring this shit post.
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Trump cult at rally, cheering lies.
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Richard Nixon & Billy Graham holding hands together in the air in May 1970 at Knoxville's Neyland Stadium while Tricky was bombing the hell out of Cambodian villagers. Historical data indicate that somewhere between 200,000 and 800,000 completely innocent village men, women, and children were reduced to simmering little puddles of carbon materiel from seven miles up, where B52 Stratofortresses were fighting for our freedoms once again, or something like that.
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And do you know that Nixon was voted in office on the promise that he would bring our troops home and END the war? THAT IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANTED. But the Dems fought him all the way - as a matter of fact, it was DEMS that started that war. Why don't you stop shitting your version of history out your butt and get serious?
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Why don't you mention that you also took the ex name of the admin and used it to trick people?
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Richard Nixon & Billy Graham holding hands together in the air in May 1970 at Knoxville's Neyland Stadium while Tricky was bombing the hell out of Cambodian villagers. Historical data indicate that somewhere between 200,000 and 800,000 completely innocent village men, women, and children were reduced to simmering little puddles of carbon materiel from seven miles up, where B52 Stratofortresses were fighting for our freedoms once again, or something like that.
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You should talk to Kissenger about that.
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Trump cult at rally, cheering lies.
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You live in Australia you brain dead media sheep. Shut the hell up and go get more vaccines you low iq fool
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I was riding my bike down an alley in the summer in 1972. As I passed a parking area behind an apartment complex there looked to be around 50 cats in a half circle, all facing a cat sitting on a higher place. It was like the one cat was giving a speech to the others. When I appeared all the cats took a look at me and scattered in every direction. I didn't think there were that many cats in the neighborhood. hiding
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