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Weirdest thing you ever saw in your life?

 
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Naha Music Club. Okinawa. 1987."The Stage" cameras were prohibited, spotlight, rotating stage, guys rolling 1 big die, to win a spot on the stage with, 1 of several women , of different ethnicities, btw. My friend, who was older, we called him "White Fuji" skinny Irish dude, no prince. I was like "No, Fuji, don't do it!" He didn't seem like the type to go for this kind of thing at ALL! Well, he won the roll, gets up there, hot chick , music starts ,stage starts spinning, spotlight on the mismatched couple, old frog and hot phillipina, and.... he can't get it up !! Omg, the cat calls !
Crazy thing..we go back maybe 2 weeks later , he tries again ! Wins the roll, can't perform again!!
I was like , I don't know you meng, get away !
Funny thing , next dude, full on buff black dude, just tears that chick up...face shot and everything..
Made Fuji look even more stupid. I know come with the Gay comments, whatever...I was uncomfortable to say the least. And I had Seen a banana show in P.I. where a Gunny got under there and ate the banana! Gawd ! Well i was like 18 at the time, still one of the weirdest things ive seen. ..yea, the Jarheads..
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And GLP still thinks the military will save them! LMFAO!

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I just cleaned my desk. I can actually see it now...
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My fingers smell like pepperoni but the wife is satisfied.


some folks look at cheese pizza and see cheese

i look at cheese pizza and see a canvas.
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When I was three I stepped on an ant. It was a big red one, maybe a queen. It screamed and I heard it. I think when you are that young you can communicate with the animals.
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I would like to see some tits getting greased up and then I can tell the story later In the thread, as in weird stuff I once saw
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Flying black triangle that was almost certainly the TR-3b.
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Thank you for confirming that for me i'll make sure the invasion is like the 7 hour war.
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I saw a dead body on the sidewalk driving into work one morning. It looked like it was dumped out of a car before it got on the Interstate. Ambulance got there a few seconds later.

I saw security footage from the store I worked at of a guy that had been shot in the face walking around our parking lot in the middle of the night. I followed the blood trail before the police did.
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When I was three I stepped on an ant. It was a big red one, maybe a queen. It screamed and I heard it. I think when you are that young you can communicate with the animals.
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I would like to see some tits getting greased up and then I can tell the story later In the thread, as in weird stuff I once saw
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Ya thas is good ya lots of some grease and for a good time also in the story of weird
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Looking at the night sky on LSD.
I've never seen anything so amazing.
I saw different colors connecting different stars, constructing geometric shapes among the constellations.
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A dead iraqi with his head severed, his helmet chin strap, still tight under his chin and smiling, head attached to one shoulder complete with intact arm. Gulf 1 British forces, desert rats...
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When I was three I stepped on an ant. It was a big red one, maybe a queen. It screamed and I heard it. I think when you are that young you can communicate with the animals.
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so your ther fukkin ant whisperer lol
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Country fair in oregon 1990,91,92and a bright green ufo orb followed by two military jets out of the kalmiopsis range.
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Yes sir grease is the word
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A dead iraqi with his head severed, his helmet chin strap, still tight under his chin and smiling, head attached to one shoulder complete with intact arm. Gulf 1 British forces, desert rats...
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see... when yur brainwashed to think youll get 72 of allibababas finest

\you always die with a smile

even when your getting chopped into 1/4ths
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I guess its that bacteria life form that lives on the volcanic vents deep under the ocean. Also that big red dot on Jupiter.

Another weird thing is this thread!
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Was out frog gigging one night and saw a big bullfrog snatch a leech from the top of its head. Before I could get close enough to gig it, a cottonmouth ate it.


Could have been the wildcat whiskey though.
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Saw a Sasquatch when I was 5.

It was looking right at me from behind some bushes only 20 feet away. I was fishing on the shore of a small pond in the mountains of Washington state.

My Aunt and Uncle didn't see anything but I sure the hell did!

Later I went back to the spot where it was and an entire tree stump was shredded. He was probably eating grubs when I walked up with my fishing pole.

Only big holes left in the moss where it was standing.
No discernable footprint shapes but they were huge imprints all around.

I know none of you will believe me but I don't give a flying fuck.
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I live in WA and I totally believe you.

When I hike/backpack I always have a fear of seeing one because I don’t want to.

I saw some amazingly detailed squatch footprints on a very dusty trail outside Winthrop one summer. No fuckin way you could hoax what I saw.
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I believe u. Could tell u a story about bigfoot and troops at Ft. Lewis.
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Country fair in oregon 1990,91,92and a bright green ufo orb followed by two military jets out of the kalmiopsis range.
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that would have been a stealh helicopter,


maybe even a apache,

seen many of those green orbs of death coming over the horizon
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The coup was actuall successful!

Very surprised Strong Willed Patriots simply stood there and watched it all happen.
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Sea Serpent,Tokyo Bay.Found out 30 years later it was an eel shark.About 20 feet.
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Everyone wearing masks everywhere they go. I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone. And even weirder... a few people walking around with a face shield, goggles, a mask & gloves.
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That lizard is pretty damned good a mimicking human emotions.
The subject does not warrant the intensity of emotion displayed, however.
Lizard fail.
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A growling, snarling demon possessed Iraqi detainee at Camp Cropper, Iraq, summer of 2003. Had to wrestle him to submission and restrain him to a litter.
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My mother naked
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Mdma vision, without the buzz, euphoria and empathy. It is strange. You know what you are looking at but you are also wtf am I looking at. Mainly windows I guess and artificial light. Worse at night. The butcher was standing in a doorway. Theres no depth. Just a flat picture sometimes with all objects combined but generally curved or squashed. They say eye is getting better but it seems the same. Better I think less scarring and less inflamation. Walking along beach earlier. Theres a bench. You know theres a bench but the other object next to the bench? Is it a person. Is it some debris. Is debris on the bench. Oh its just the bench.
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I stayed in a motel somewhere in a shithole place in Nevada. Fat numb guy at the reception gave me a key for room sixteen. It was the room in the back. Took my gear and walked to room sixteen. Did not need my key for the door was already open. Stared into the room and saw three naked man upon a single bed. One of them was shitting in the mouth of one of the other men. Then the man who got shitted in his mouth started pushing the shit back into the ass of the third man. Using his tongue. I sang glory glory hallelujah for them. I was nineteen then. Didn’t know shit like that actually could exist. But it’s true. Never came back to America. Needed EMDR. Still not over it.
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I saw an election boldly stolen in what was once the world's preeminent super power. It was wild.
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in the early 80's 4 of us were driving through the new south wales country to get to Sydney. on our left was an airfield and pilots were running to their single engine planes and some were already taking off in a hurry. the driver of our car said "wtf is that?"
and straight ahead in the sky was a large metallic disk shaped UFO. the pilots were racing to get a closer look at it. It was mid afternoon, no clouds and the sun was shining off of it. we pulled over to take a photo but then it just disappeared.





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